Lord Byron Bunch
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Perpendicular, hanging on a cable car | The fish was a poem | Are we getting into botany, Doctor? Are we flowers?
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This elder gay assures you: There is no scenario, outside of science fiction, in which I discover that I'm a grandfather.
#TCMParty #BobMackieNakeIlusion
#TCMParty #BobMackieNakeIlusion
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
This elder gay assures you: There is no scenario, outside of science fiction, in which I discover that I'm a grandfather.
#TCMParty #BobMackieNakeIlusion
#TCMParty #BobMackieNakeIlusion
Woke up at 3 a.m. last night to find a Milk Dud–sized turd next to my pillow.
Less horrifying than finding a horse's head in one's bed, perhaps, but horrifying nonetheless.
I've assigned my chief deputy (below) to the case and have every confidence that the culprit will soon be apprehended.
Less horrifying than finding a horse's head in one's bed, perhaps, but horrifying nonetheless.
I've assigned my chief deputy (below) to the case and have every confidence that the culprit will soon be apprehended.
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Woke up at 3 a.m. last night to find a Milk Dud–sized turd next to my pillow.
Less horrifying than finding a horse's head in one's bed, perhaps, but horrifying nonetheless.
I've assigned my chief deputy (below) to the case and have every confidence that the culprit will soon be apprehended.
Less horrifying than finding a horse's head in one's bed, perhaps, but horrifying nonetheless.
I've assigned my chief deputy (below) to the case and have every confidence that the culprit will soon be apprehended.
My two biggest beefs with #Picnic:
1) William Holden's depilated chest.
2) The (usually) brilliant Rosalind Russel plays Rosemary as if she were reprising her role as Sylvia in The Women.
Stop looking around for a leg to sink your teeth into, Roz. Paulette isn't even in this movie.
#TCMParty
1) William Holden's depilated chest.
2) The (usually) brilliant Rosalind Russel plays Rosemary as if she were reprising her role as Sylvia in The Women.
Stop looking around for a leg to sink your teeth into, Roz. Paulette isn't even in this movie.
#TCMParty
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Years ago, when I was more financially secure than I am now, I decided to bid on this pic of a nude Harpo Marx in an online auction, for shits and giggles. My limit was $2.000.
The photo sold for $5,850.
You folks have way too much perversity and money on your hands.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
The photo sold for $5,850.
You folks have way too much perversity and money on your hands.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Years ago, when I was more financially secure than I am now, I decided to bid on this pic of a nude Harpo Marx in an online auction, for shits and giggles. My limit was $2.000.
The photo sold for $5,850.
You folks have way too much perversity and money on your hands.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
The photo sold for $5,850.
You folks have way too much perversity and money on your hands.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
I contemplate the terms and conditions of their marriage more often than I should.
Today, many online liberal/lefties would call their arrangement "living their truth."
I still call it the closet.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
Today, many online liberal/lefties would call their arrangement "living their truth."
I still call it the closet.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I contemplate the terms and conditions of their marriage more often than I should.
Today, many online liberal/lefties would call their arrangement "living their truth."
I still call it the closet.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
Today, many online liberal/lefties would call their arrangement "living their truth."
I still call it the closet.
#TCMParty #ANightAtTheOpera
Bugs Bunny: Drag Pioneer.
Hats off to my fellow gay pal in college who noted that Sade resembles Bugs Bunny in drag. I've never been unable to see the resemblance since.
My pal wasn't making fun of Sade. Not at all. Bugs in drag is hot!
#WhatsOperaDoc #TCMParty
Hats off to my fellow gay pal in college who noted that Sade resembles Bugs Bunny in drag. I've never been unable to see the resemblance since.
My pal wasn't making fun of Sade. Not at all. Bugs in drag is hot!
#WhatsOperaDoc #TCMParty
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Bugs Bunny: Drag Pioneer.
Hats off to my fellow gay pal in college who noted that Sade resembles Bugs Bunny in drag. I've never been unable to see the resemblance since.
My pal wasn't making fun of Sade. Not at all. Bugs in drag is hot!
#WhatsOperaDoc #TCMParty
Hats off to my fellow gay pal in college who noted that Sade resembles Bugs Bunny in drag. I've never been unable to see the resemblance since.
My pal wasn't making fun of Sade. Not at all. Bugs in drag is hot!
#WhatsOperaDoc #TCMParty
Chopin's Étude Op. 10, No. 3, in a classic film? Well, saw off my legs and call me Liebestod!
#TCMParty #TheEnchantedCottage
#TCMParty #TheEnchantedCottage
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Chopin's Étude Op. 10, No. 3, in a classic film? Well, saw off my legs and call me Liebestod!
#TCMParty #TheEnchantedCottage
#TCMParty #TheEnchantedCottage
“Yes, darling, I am indeed wearing a gigantic furry vagina sex toy on top of my head. I distinctly heard the guy say, ‘Enchanted Frottage.’”
#TCMParty #EnchantedCottage
#TCMParty #EnchantedCottage
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
“Yes, darling, I am indeed wearing a gigantic furry vagina sex toy on top of my head. I distinctly heard the guy say, ‘Enchanted Frottage.’”
#TCMParty #EnchantedCottage
#TCMParty #EnchantedCottage
Four suburban upper-middle-class white MAGA men venture beyond their comfort zone on a canoe trip and encounter a tribe of rural white MAGA men along the way.
Hijinks ensue.
#Deliverance #TCMParty
Hijinks ensue.
#Deliverance #TCMParty
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Four suburban upper-middle-class white MAGA men venture beyond their comfort zone on a canoe trip and encounter a tribe of rural white MAGA men along the way.
Hijinks ensue.
#Deliverance #TCMParty
Hijinks ensue.
#Deliverance #TCMParty
Irene Mayer Selznick is like, "Just die already, you homewrecking Pass-Around-Patty!"
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Irene Mayer Selznick is like, "Just die already, you homewrecking Pass-Around-Patty!"
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
"Good morning, Miss Dove. I'm Doctor Roberto de Stackio, the neurosurgeon assigned to your case."
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"Good morning, Miss Dove. I'm Doctor Roberto de Stackio, the neurosurgeon assigned to your case."
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
#GoodMorningMissDove #TCMParty
I'm 60 years old. I'll not be telling you five classes I took in college, because I don't fucking remember five classes I took in college.
So much of what I see on social media is regurgitations of abstruse theory that folks fetishized in college. I would suggest moving on.
Ok: Physics for Poets.
So much of what I see on social media is regurgitations of abstruse theory that folks fetishized in college. I would suggest moving on.
Ok: Physics for Poets.
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I'm 60 years old. I'll not be telling you five classes I took in college, because I don't fucking remember five classes I took in college.
So much of what I see on social media is regurgitations of abstruse theory that folks fetishized in college. I would suggest moving on.
Ok: Physics for Poets.
So much of what I see on social media is regurgitations of abstruse theory that folks fetishized in college. I would suggest moving on.
Ok: Physics for Poets.
Brandon deWilde had to stand in a kind of makeshift trench for many of his scenes with Alan Ladd, so as to appear shorter than his costar.
#TrueFact #Shane #TCMParty #JuneAllysonFuckedAlanLadd #AndGodLoveHerForDoingIt
#TrueFact #Shane #TCMParty #JuneAllysonFuckedAlanLadd #AndGodLoveHerForDoingIt
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Brandon deWilde had to stand in a kind of makeshift trench for many of his scenes with Alan Ladd, so as to appear shorter than his costar.
#TrueFact #Shane #TCMParty #JuneAllysonFuckedAlanLadd #AndGodLoveHerForDoingIt
#TrueFact #Shane #TCMParty #JuneAllysonFuckedAlanLadd #AndGodLoveHerForDoingIt
How's come none of you ever told me that Mrs. Olson was married for 50+ years to the psychiatrist from Bringing Up Baby?
Why must I learn these things through googling, as if I were some stranger on the street?
#TCMParty #JudgmentAtNuremberg
Why must I learn these things through googling, as if I were some stranger on the street?
#TCMParty #JudgmentAtNuremberg
January 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
How's come none of you ever told me that Mrs. Olson was married for 50+ years to the psychiatrist from Bringing Up Baby?
Why must I learn these things through googling, as if I were some stranger on the street?
#TCMParty #JudgmentAtNuremberg
Why must I learn these things through googling, as if I were some stranger on the street?
#TCMParty #JudgmentAtNuremberg
"If my mother hadn't cock-blocked me from marrying the ichthyologist I truly loved, I wouldn't have to put up with this incestuous shit."
A moment of truth for Rochelle.
#RebelWithoutACause #TCMParty
A moment of truth for Rochelle.
#RebelWithoutACause #TCMParty
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"If my mother hadn't cock-blocked me from marrying the ichthyologist I truly loved, I wouldn't have to put up with this incestuous shit."
A moment of truth for Rochelle.
#RebelWithoutACause #TCMParty
A moment of truth for Rochelle.
#RebelWithoutACause #TCMParty
I do appreciate the shout-out to Edith Evanson's cane-using character in The Big Heat.
We all have justifiable objections to the glorification of Woody, but this movie would be a most fun addition to Noir Alley's roster.
#ManhattanMurderMystery #TCMParty #NoirAlley
We all have justifiable objections to the glorification of Woody, but this movie would be a most fun addition to Noir Alley's roster.
#ManhattanMurderMystery #TCMParty #NoirAlley
January 26, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I do appreciate the shout-out to Edith Evanson's cane-using character in The Big Heat.
We all have justifiable objections to the glorification of Woody, but this movie would be a most fun addition to Noir Alley's roster.
#ManhattanMurderMystery #TCMParty #NoirAlley
We all have justifiable objections to the glorification of Woody, but this movie would be a most fun addition to Noir Alley's roster.
#ManhattanMurderMystery #TCMParty #NoirAlley
There's something life-affirming about a late-1940s chignon.
Linda Darnell on the left, Slim Hawks Keith on the right.
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
Linda Darnell on the left, Slim Hawks Keith on the right.
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
There's something life-affirming about a late-1940s chignon.
Linda Darnell on the left, Slim Hawks Keith on the right.
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
Linda Darnell on the left, Slim Hawks Keith on the right.
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
"Whether or not she thinks she's listening, she's being penetrated."
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Florence Bates?
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Florence Bates?
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"Whether or not she thinks she's listening, she's being penetrated."
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Florence Bates?
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Florence Bates?
#ALetterToThreeWives #TCMParty
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
How much do I love The More the Merrier?
An original production still of Joel McCrea taking a shower hangs on my bathroom wall... next to the shower.
That's how much, baby.
#TheMoreTheMerrier #TCMParty
An original production still of Joel McCrea taking a shower hangs on my bathroom wall... next to the shower.
That's how much, baby.
#TheMoreTheMerrier #TCMParty
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
How much do I love The More the Merrier?
An original production still of Joel McCrea taking a shower hangs on my bathroom wall... next to the shower.
That's how much, baby.
#TheMoreTheMerrier #TCMParty
An original production still of Joel McCrea taking a shower hangs on my bathroom wall... next to the shower.
That's how much, baby.
#TheMoreTheMerrier #TCMParty
Lionel Jeffries: Stealth Hottie.
If it's wrong to have a crush on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's grandpa, I don't wanna be right.
#MurderAhoy #TCMParty
If it's wrong to have a crush on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's grandpa, I don't wanna be right.
#MurderAhoy #TCMParty
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Lionel Jeffries: Stealth Hottie.
If it's wrong to have a crush on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's grandpa, I don't wanna be right.
#MurderAhoy #TCMParty
If it's wrong to have a crush on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's grandpa, I don't wanna be right.
#MurderAhoy #TCMParty
Happy Birthday to the greatest movie star of all time. You come for Cary, you come for me.
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Happy Birthday to the greatest movie star of all time. You come for Cary, you come for me.
I sometimes worry that most folks who didn't grow up in the 1970s have no idea how much those of us who actually did grow up in the 1970s DESPISE the 1970s aesthetic.
#TCMParty #TheCareyTreatment
#TCMParty #TheCareyTreatment
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I sometimes worry that most folks who didn't grow up in the 1970s have no idea how much those of us who actually did grow up in the 1970s DESPISE the 1970s aesthetic.
#TCMParty #TheCareyTreatment
#TCMParty #TheCareyTreatment
TRUMP's Justice Department.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
For the love of Goddess, can we just start calling the DOJ, and other federal departments and agencies, what they really are? I've no doubt Trump wouldn't object. Just ask the Kennedy Center.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
For the love of Goddess, can we just start calling the DOJ, and other federal departments and agencies, what they really are? I've no doubt Trump wouldn't object. Just ask the Kennedy Center.
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
TRUMP's Justice Department.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
For the love of Goddess, can we just start calling the DOJ, and other federal departments and agencies, what they really are? I've no doubt Trump wouldn't object. Just ask the Kennedy Center.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
TRUMP's Justice Department.
For the love of Goddess, can we just start calling the DOJ, and other federal departments and agencies, what they really are? I've no doubt Trump wouldn't object. Just ask the Kennedy Center.
La Swanson's bat-shit-crazy, over-the-top fashion ensembles in this (otherwise not very good) movie are EVERYTHING to me.
I call this one "Sure, I've fucked every goddamn Kiebler elf—at the same time! —and I enjoyed it!"
#FatherTakesAWife #TCMParty
I call this one "Sure, I've fucked every goddamn Kiebler elf—at the same time! —and I enjoyed it!"
#FatherTakesAWife #TCMParty
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
La Swanson's bat-shit-crazy, over-the-top fashion ensembles in this (otherwise not very good) movie are EVERYTHING to me.
I call this one "Sure, I've fucked every goddamn Kiebler elf—at the same time! —and I enjoyed it!"
#FatherTakesAWife #TCMParty
I call this one "Sure, I've fucked every goddamn Kiebler elf—at the same time! —and I enjoyed it!"
#FatherTakesAWife #TCMParty