Fun Daytime Things!

The people that throw trash in my yard are either diabetic, or Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

We got a new fence recently, it's tall, gets dirty very easily but the extra work cleaning it helps cool me down.

Pop punk is an appropriate soundtrack for doing yardwork

Leave the capital of retirees from the Midwest and your problem is solved

Jorts, bald spot, later middle age... He is just joining his team a little later than the rest of them.

Get me a spot in the press room. Seriously it's been 10 years, how has it not happened even once?

But they might break a hip...

State theater late 90s, early aughts. Followed very closely by the Winn Dixie on 17th and Lockwood ridge in Sarasota

I have been waiting for someone to ask a tough question since Clinton. Seems like everyone has forgotten that these fuckers are our employees.

Hope everyone likes paying more for flowers on Valentine's and mother's day this year. The vast majority of fresh cut flowers in this country come from Columbia.

They had to sell them to cover the increase in insulin prices this week.

Get in my car this morning and Spotify is like hey, here is a Ben Shapiro podcast for you based on your listening habits... Shit, the punk rock and alt-country have something to say about that...

Tomorrow is MLK Day. Apple, WTF?

I am still going to send them.

Ybor, pretty sure scientologists own the building now.

Do it

Netflix, there is nothing wrong with my internet connection, but you all are melting down. Get it together...