LongshotLlama
longshotllama.bsky.social
LongshotLlama
@longshotllama.bsky.social
32 years old.
Bad at things.
pfp her name is Ritz Waterbeans, a blue water deer!
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
salt flavored deer, glistening even.
October 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
im starting to think
that were on different wavelengths
that my cries my screams, my begging for no gain
to you sound like songbirds in the morning~
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
hiiiiii
September 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
can i love you like, do i have permission to love you can i love you is it okay?
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
im not beautiful enough to love you so do whatever the fuck with my body
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
she said i am beautiful
August 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Lookit this old man who broke a toe jumping off the bed
look. at. him.
August 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
cheeseburger
July 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
deer here
July 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
faith hope love, until next month~
June 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
im only human, after all
March 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
deer tax
March 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
my body is a machine that turns 7000 follows 0 posts into blocked accounts
March 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
still lookin for snacks
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
following ppl who like deer pics is my favorite pasttime
January 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
never seen a hater
December 23, 2024 at 10:22 AM
what bag
December 22, 2024 at 6:51 AM
hi
December 15, 2024 at 8:49 PM
strawb
December 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
13 pics and 4 times looking at the reference later
November 28, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Looking through OLD pictures
November 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
average picture reply
November 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM
<- mff
November 24, 2024 at 8:28 PM
deer
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 AM