Longboy Caesar
@longboycaesar.bsky.social
Am a snooter on the compooter
The time has comeb
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The time has comeb
Reminder to all youse guise that all chrimbus cookies will turn to dust at midnight tonight so blease discard any treats that are uneats into your local gomblin
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reminder to all youse guise that all chrimbus cookies will turn to dust at midnight tonight so blease discard any treats that are uneats into your local gomblin
I amb reaching maximum chrimbus capacity
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I amb reaching maximum chrimbus capacity
You guys remember to stock up on discount nog bc this stuff turns illegal again on Jan 1st
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You guys remember to stock up on discount nog bc this stuff turns illegal again on Jan 1st
Chrimbus over? Nop. It is now chrimbus 3, and this winter weather has chilled the cheeks of this holiday hound.
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Chrimbus over? Nop. It is now chrimbus 3, and this winter weather has chilled the cheeks of this holiday hound.
You thoguht chrimbus was over? Wrong, dan. Tobday is chrimbus 2
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You thoguht chrimbus was over? Wrong, dan. Tobday is chrimbus 2
You best believe i got my seasonal chrimbus chicken today too
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You best believe i got my seasonal chrimbus chicken today too
MERRY CHRIMBUS!!!!!!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
MERRY CHRIMBUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat"
Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!
Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat"
Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!
Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!
It isp a gobolin's duty to put lights on the traffic cylinders so Santa knows to leave gifts here for some rats
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It isp a gobolin's duty to put lights on the traffic cylinders so Santa knows to leave gifts here for some rats
The eve of chrimbus is upons us folks so it's time to get supercharged with some of that good goblin fuel (tm)
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The eve of chrimbus is upons us folks so it's time to get supercharged with some of that good goblin fuel (tm)
Who hash is so good when you aint got a chrimbus cuckle in yuor ear tellin you it stinky (like i do)
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Who hash is so good when you aint got a chrimbus cuckle in yuor ear tellin you it stinky (like i do)
This was going to be the year i gave the grimch an goblin exoneration for stealing chrimbus, but i just found out he went and lost it again. More like "how can the grinch not doing freakin anything right"
December 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This was going to be the year i gave the grimch an goblin exoneration for stealing chrimbus, but i just found out he went and lost it again. More like "how can the grinch not doing freakin anything right"
Ok you guys since evrybody was offended and dosgusted at the chrimbus cock's name we have decided to rebrand him as the less offensive chrimbus cuckle. Thank you for reading
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ok you guys since evrybody was offended and dosgusted at the chrimbus cock's name we have decided to rebrand him as the less offensive chrimbus cuckle. Thank you for reading
Was out for a walk earlier and a guy walking past us stopped his phone call to say "that's a beautiful dog, man"
Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack
Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Was out for a walk earlier and a guy walking past us stopped his phone call to say "that's a beautiful dog, man"
Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack
Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack
I habve emtered a beutifull wimter womderland
...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace
...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I habve emtered a beutifull wimter womderland
...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace
...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace
It is beginneng to chill my cheeks outside. Soluteion: become a poler bare
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It is beginneng to chill my cheeks outside. Soluteion: become a poler bare
Bad news everyone, the chrimbus cock has decided to show up to interfere with our holiday cheer and I guess we are all just expected to be okay with it
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bad news everyone, the chrimbus cock has decided to show up to interfere with our holiday cheer and I guess we are all just expected to be okay with it
Oh no,, a horreble new character has come to encroach all up ons my chrimbus cheer
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oh no,, a horreble new character has come to encroach all up ons my chrimbus cheer
Reposted by Longboy Caesar
@dama2spirits.bsky.social Melvin is searching for his loving mother. #foster
🐶🆘DONT KILL MELVIN
Melvin, a stray came into the shelter very afraid but has since been loose & wiggily, easily leashed, v social
He’s a sweet joyful dog; c video to fall in ❤️
For god’s sake u don’t kill dogs for leash biting, a behavior that’s all too common in shelters
repost to find a #foster
Melvin, a stray came into the shelter very afraid but has since been loose & wiggily, easily leashed, v social
He’s a sweet joyful dog; c video to fall in ❤️
For god’s sake u don’t kill dogs for leash biting, a behavior that’s all too common in shelters
repost to find a #foster
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
@dama2spirits.bsky.social Melvin is searching for his loving mother. #foster
Reposted by Longboy Caesar
Dave: Today I went on a pointy walk and I was "Very good boy Dave!". 😊 I'm now waiting for a roast lamb dinner. 😋
Saffy: It was a Christmas walk. Where was our Christmas attire?! 🤨
Dave: I don't think mum's ready for Christmas. She probably isn't ready for today. Just be grateful we're getting fed.
Saffy: It was a Christmas walk. Where was our Christmas attire?! 🤨
Dave: I don't think mum's ready for Christmas. She probably isn't ready for today. Just be grateful we're getting fed.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dave: Today I went on a pointy walk and I was "Very good boy Dave!". 😊 I'm now waiting for a roast lamb dinner. 😋
Saffy: It was a Christmas walk. Where was our Christmas attire?! 🤨
Dave: I don't think mum's ready for Christmas. She probably isn't ready for today. Just be grateful we're getting fed.
Saffy: It was a Christmas walk. Where was our Christmas attire?! 🤨
Dave: I don't think mum's ready for Christmas. She probably isn't ready for today. Just be grateful we're getting fed.
It isp the time of chrimbus so that means it is time to honor the long stnanding tradition of "being stared at by a goblin"
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It isp the time of chrimbus so that means it is time to honor the long stnanding tradition of "being stared at by a goblin"
Ok you guys, I know some's of yous been naugthy this year, so nows the time to come clean and tell the chrimbus goblin all your sins so you can still get on the nice list
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ok you guys, I know some's of yous been naugthy this year, so nows the time to come clean and tell the chrimbus goblin all your sins so you can still get on the nice list
Yepsterday I made wizz on this tree. Tobday? It isp a mighty chrimbus tree. This is the TRUE power of chrimbus cheer
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yepsterday I made wizz on this tree. Tobday? It isp a mighty chrimbus tree. This is the TRUE power of chrimbus cheer
The time has come to be jolly
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The time has come to be jolly