My daughter starts nursery school full time tomorrow. My son said to me "mummy don't be sad you will be alone now" and I did cry. Thanks mate
September 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My daughter starts nursery school full time tomorrow. My son said to me "mummy don't be sad you will be alone now" and I did cry. Thanks mate
Phone went off at 15:01 not the designated 15:00. If this was a real emergency I would be the last to find out!? Not fair
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Phone went off at 15:01 not the designated 15:00. If this was a real emergency I would be the last to find out!? Not fair
Been banned from r/greenandpleasant for no reason lol
August 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Been banned from r/greenandpleasant for no reason lol
Asked my son if he wanted lamb kebabs on the BBQ and he asked if the lambs are dead and I said yes which then resulted in him crying his eyes out at the thought of dead lambs. I was like mate you know meat is animals and in between the wails he goes "but lambs are cute" 😭
July 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Asked my son if he wanted lamb kebabs on the BBQ and he asked if the lambs are dead and I said yes which then resulted in him crying his eyes out at the thought of dead lambs. I was like mate you know meat is animals and in between the wails he goes "but lambs are cute" 😭
Forgot to put suncream on my back on Saturday and was outside under no cover from 9am til 5pm and it's still super red and painful and now it hurts to breath! Just fml
July 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Forgot to put suncream on my back on Saturday and was outside under no cover from 9am til 5pm and it's still super red and painful and now it hurts to breath! Just fml
Bad motorcycle crash outside my house just now. Residents trying to divert traffic and causing more issues. Someone's laid little cones down like it's a crime scene
June 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bad motorcycle crash outside my house just now. Residents trying to divert traffic and causing more issues. Someone's laid little cones down like it's a crime scene
Snitches get stitches unless they're inconsiderate parents who park on the road by the school that has no room as it's so narrow
June 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Snitches get stitches unless they're inconsiderate parents who park on the road by the school that has no room as it's so narrow
Just nazi memorabilia at the local car boot
June 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just nazi memorabilia at the local car boot
Nice to see that the people in my local town FB page have determined that the planning permission application for a 8 bed hmo is going to house migrants and that crime statistics are going to inflate 🙄
June 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Nice to see that the people in my local town FB page have determined that the planning permission application for a 8 bed hmo is going to house migrants and that crime statistics are going to inflate 🙄
I seem to have stumbled into being a moderator for a subreddit that has 200k subscribers lol going to go blocking everyone who has slighted me on there
June 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I seem to have stumbled into being a moderator for a subreddit that has 200k subscribers lol going to go blocking everyone who has slighted me on there
Can't open the door anymore without a bee getting trapped in the house 😡
June 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Can't open the door anymore without a bee getting trapped in the house 😡
Guess who's child fell off the toilet wanting to look at his shit and has possibly broken his nose? Mine 🙋🏼♀️
May 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Guess who's child fell off the toilet wanting to look at his shit and has possibly broken his nose? Mine 🙋🏼♀️
Husband thinks I'm watching spurs to show support. Really I'm just respectfully looking at van de ven
May 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Husband thinks I'm watching spurs to show support. Really I'm just respectfully looking at van de ven
Today was the 3rd anniversary a child was carved out of me like a pumpkin
May 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Today was the 3rd anniversary a child was carved out of me like a pumpkin
For the third time in 2 days my daughter has cried at the same episode of bluey (the sign)
April 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
For the third time in 2 days my daughter has cried at the same episode of bluey (the sign)
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De Poopst François ass dout
April 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
De Poopst François ass dout
Marvel at my brilliance! I have set up an access point 60m from the house and now have working WiFi
April 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Marvel at my brilliance! I have set up an access point 60m from the house and now have working WiFi
Had a shitty day and I just want kyren to lose 🙏🏼please snooker gods 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
April 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Had a shitty day and I just want kyren to lose 🙏🏼please snooker gods 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Reddit is such a cesspool in some of the subs. R/snooker and people are moaning about Ronnie and his mental health. I point out that it breaks the sub rules and get downvoted to oblivion. "Stop trying to stifle free speech" one genuine reply to me. 🙄
April 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Reddit is such a cesspool in some of the subs. R/snooker and people are moaning about Ronnie and his mental health. I point out that it breaks the sub rules and get downvoted to oblivion. "Stop trying to stifle free speech" one genuine reply to me. 🙄
Car broke down on a busy A road earlier today. Panic cried and called the police and they were there within 10 mins to shut the lane off and stayed with me until the recovery showed up and calmed me down chatting to me. A first for me with a positive experience with the police???
April 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Car broke down on a busy A road earlier today. Panic cried and called the police and they were there within 10 mins to shut the lane off and stayed with me until the recovery showed up and calmed me down chatting to me. A first for me with a positive experience with the police???
Told my son he can't play Minecraft today as he's been on it too long recently so instead he's watching someone play a 6hr long video on YouTube
April 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Told my son he can't play Minecraft today as he's been on it too long recently so instead he's watching someone play a 6hr long video on YouTube
Have you ever had a 2 year old stare at you unblinking and straight faced repeating "nana" (🍌) at you for what feels like eternity?
April 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Have you ever had a 2 year old stare at you unblinking and straight faced repeating "nana" (🍌) at you for what feels like eternity?
Got an unexpected 3k pay rise today 🤑🤑🤑🤑
April 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Got an unexpected 3k pay rise today 🤑🤑🤑🤑
Been speaking with a childminder to get my daughter in somewhere to see if it helps her speech. Due to visit today and she's gone "oh sorry we're full now" thanks for fucking telling me dickhead
March 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Been speaking with a childminder to get my daughter in somewhere to see if it helps her speech. Due to visit today and she's gone "oh sorry we're full now" thanks for fucking telling me dickhead
If I hear the Peppa pig theme tune one more time today I might cry
March 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If I hear the Peppa pig theme tune one more time today I might cry