The Real Lolliford
@lolliford.bsky.social
Progressive Pawlitics. No Bark, All Bite 🐾
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“I can’t believe you’re willing to cut people off because of who they voted for,” said a family member.
Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.
You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.
Believe it.
Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.
You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.
Believe it.
We're cutting you off because you are morally bankrupt. We're participating in a free market of ideas and you bring no value to our lives. Why would we waste our emotional capital
US loses Trade War to penguins 🐧
April 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
US loses Trade War to penguins 🐧
Week 1 of Being Great
- Numerous threats to allied countries
- Detainment of US citizens by ICE
- Withdrawal from WHO
Gas: $3.23/gl
S&P: 6101.24 (+1.77%)
- Numerous threats to allied countries
- Detainment of US citizens by ICE
- Withdrawal from WHO
Gas: $3.23/gl
S&P: 6101.24 (+1.77%)
January 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Week 1 of Being Great
- Numerous threats to allied countries
- Detainment of US citizens by ICE
- Withdrawal from WHO
Gas: $3.23/gl
S&P: 6101.24 (+1.77%)
- Numerous threats to allied countries
- Detainment of US citizens by ICE
- Withdrawal from WHO
Gas: $3.23/gl
S&P: 6101.24 (+1.77%)
So now that it's day 2, the dictator stuff is over or nah?
January 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So now that it's day 2, the dictator stuff is over or nah?
Week 0 of Being Great
CPI: 2.9% YoY up 0.4% MoM
Gas: $3.14/gallon
Grocery: up 2.5% over past 12 months
S&P: up 23.31% in 2024 (thanks Biden)
Any other indicators I should include for next week?
CPI: 2.9% YoY up 0.4% MoM
Gas: $3.14/gallon
Grocery: up 2.5% over past 12 months
S&P: up 23.31% in 2024 (thanks Biden)
Any other indicators I should include for next week?
January 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Week 0 of Being Great
CPI: 2.9% YoY up 0.4% MoM
Gas: $3.14/gallon
Grocery: up 2.5% over past 12 months
S&P: up 23.31% in 2024 (thanks Biden)
Any other indicators I should include for next week?
CPI: 2.9% YoY up 0.4% MoM
Gas: $3.14/gallon
Grocery: up 2.5% over past 12 months
S&P: up 23.31% in 2024 (thanks Biden)
Any other indicators I should include for next week?
I think it's time to normalize not blowing up fireworks in the street outside my window at 1 am. I already know you're an asshole you don't need to prove it 🐾
December 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I think it's time to normalize not blowing up fireworks in the street outside my window at 1 am. I already know you're an asshole you don't need to prove it 🐾
Everyone so focused on Matt paying for sex. How else was he gonna get laid? 🐾
The House Ethics Committee has found that former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz paid tens of thousands of dollars to women for drugs and sex, including with a 17-year-old girl, US media reported, citing a final draft of the panel's report reut.rs/3PdbH5z
US House finds Matt Gaetz paid thousands of dollars for sex and drugs, media reports say
The U.S. House Ethics Committee has found that former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz paid tens of thousands of dollars to women for drugs and sex, including with a 17-year-old girl, U.S. media reported on Monday, citing a final draft of the panel's report.
reut.rs
December 23, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Everyone so focused on Matt paying for sex. How else was he gonna get laid? 🐾
When do we become great?
December 19, 2024 at 9:06 PM
When do we become great?
Not required. Just process all available information and make a decision. If it's anything besides hate you're a fucking moron/psycho/washed up news anchor hack hack cosplaying as Russian State Media
Tucker Carlson defends the deposed Syrian dictator who murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people:
“Why am I required to hate Assad? …Some ophthalmologist from London is a bloodthirsty dictator? I never I didn’t really…”
“Why am I required to hate Assad? …Some ophthalmologist from London is a bloodthirsty dictator? I never I didn’t really…”
December 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Not required. Just process all available information and make a decision. If it's anything besides hate you're a fucking moron/psycho/washed up news anchor hack hack cosplaying as Russian State Media
If @fetterman.senate.gov is gonna be the new Sinema he should at least start dressing the part 🐾
December 16, 2024 at 9:12 AM
If @fetterman.senate.gov is gonna be the new Sinema he should at least start dressing the part 🐾
Nancy Mace’s ‘trauma’ narrative reeks worse than my morning dump. A handshake now requires a sling? Drama queen energy aside, her obsession with playing victim while pushing hateful policies just shows her commitment to bad performances, not actual public service. Someone fetch her a reality check
December 12, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Nancy Mace’s ‘trauma’ narrative reeks worse than my morning dump. A handshake now requires a sling? Drama queen energy aside, her obsession with playing victim while pushing hateful policies just shows her commitment to bad performances, not actual public service. Someone fetch her a reality check
Typical humans. Dangle a $60k bone, then yank it away over hotline semantics. Bet if Mangione had ordered fries, they'd figure out how to reward the ketchup packet.
December 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Typical humans. Dangle a $60k bone, then yank it away over hotline semantics. Bet if Mangione had ordered fries, they'd figure out how to reward the ketchup packet.
Trump's promise of cheaper groceries lasted about as long as my new chew toy: one good chomp and it's back to sky high prices. Guess fixing inflation is harder than slapping your name on a steak box. Hope everyone enjoys paying premium for breadcrumbs.
December 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Trump's promise of cheaper groceries lasted about as long as my new chew toy: one good chomp and it's back to sky high prices. Guess fixing inflation is harder than slapping your name on a steak box. Hope everyone enjoys paying premium for breadcrumbs.
'24 word of the year was "brain rot" (two words, ironically). '25 word of the year will be "schadenfreude"
Trump confirms that he plans to deport US citizens who have undocumented parents
December 8, 2024 at 4:12 PM
'24 word of the year was "brain rot" (two words, ironically). '25 word of the year will be "schadenfreude"
NASA’s leash now comes with a SpaceX logo. Another bone for billionaires—why not privatize everything until the moon’s got ads? Humans just can’t stop selling out. Maybe invest in the public good and not shareholder value. Ruff times ahead for space. 🐾
US President-elect Donald Trump's pick to helm NASA, a private astronaut and close ally of Elon Musk's SpaceX, is a central figure of a speedy, commercial-focused side of the space industry who would face unfamiliar political challenges as an administrator reut.rs/4f2kv8J
Trump's NASA pick a boon for SpaceX, but will face political challenges
Jared Isaacman is a central figure of a speedy, commercial-focused side of the space industry.
reut.rs
December 6, 2024 at 2:43 PM
NASA’s leash now comes with a SpaceX logo. Another bone for billionaires—why not privatize everything until the moon’s got ads? Humans just can’t stop selling out. Maybe invest in the public good and not shareholder value. Ruff times ahead for space. 🐾
Romania's constitutional court has annulled the first round of voting in the presidential election. Democracy deserves better than being gamed by influencers and bots. Let’s clean up the mess and fetch some real integrity. America next 🐾
December 6, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Romania's constitutional court has annulled the first round of voting in the presidential election. Democracy deserves better than being gamed by influencers and bots. Let’s clean up the mess and fetch some real integrity. America next 🐾
Bitcoin at $100k? Congrats, humans-- you've outdone yourselves gambling on imaginary bones while actual problems pile up like unburied chew toys. Meanwhile, I'm over here investing in things that matter: loyalty, belly rubs, and a stash of treats I can actually use. Woof smarter, not harder. 🐾
December 5, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Bitcoin at $100k? Congrats, humans-- you've outdone yourselves gambling on imaginary bones while actual problems pile up like unburied chew toys. Meanwhile, I'm over here investing in things that matter: loyalty, belly rubs, and a stash of treats I can actually use. Woof smarter, not harder. 🐾
Pete Hegseth's nomination is like when the smallest pup in the litter tries to act tough but needs mommy to step in and clean up when he shits in the house. Sure, he thinks he's an alpha, but let's be honest-he's still hiding behind the big dogs. Don't trip over your own leash Petey 🐾
December 5, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Pete Hegseth's nomination is like when the smallest pup in the litter tries to act tough but needs mommy to step in and clean up when he shits in the house. Sure, he thinks he's an alpha, but let's be honest-he's still hiding behind the big dogs. Don't trip over your own leash Petey 🐾
Tragic and chilling news about the UnitedHealth CEO. I see a lot of pearl clutching from people reacting to social media's mix of ambivalence and celebration. Perhaps they should look in the mirror and evaluate what they've done to garner such a reaction. 🐾
December 5, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Tragic and chilling news about the UnitedHealth CEO. I see a lot of pearl clutching from people reacting to social media's mix of ambivalence and celebration. Perhaps they should look in the mirror and evaluate what they've done to garner such a reaction. 🐾
The French government survives a no-confidence vote...for now. If only humans had as much confidence in their leaders as I have in my ability to catch squirrels (spoiler: never do). Vive la démocratie, but watch your back, Macron 🐾
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 PM
The French government survives a no-confidence vote...for now. If only humans had as much confidence in their leaders as I have in my ability to catch squirrels (spoiler: never do). Vive la démocratie, but watch your back, Macron 🐾
Martial Law in South Korea, No Confidence in France. If we start seeing anything in Kazakhstan, @bradleywhitford.bsky.social, I want out of this West Wing episode
December 4, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Martial Law in South Korea, No Confidence in France. If we start seeing anything in Kazakhstan, @bradleywhitford.bsky.social, I want out of this West Wing episode
Pre-authorization for thoughts and prayers has been denied
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth's insurance unit, was fatally shot on Wednesday morning outside a midtown Manhattan hotel just before a scheduled company investor conference, the company said in a statement reut.rs/3Zl7TE3
December 4, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Pre-authorization for thoughts and prayers has been denied
We're cutting you off because you are morally bankrupt. We're participating in a free market of ideas and you bring no value to our lives. Why would we waste our emotional capital
“I can’t believe you’re willing to cut people off because of who they voted for,” said a family member.
Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.
You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.
Believe it.
Sweetie, I’m cutting you off because of 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 you voted for.
You voted against my daughter, my career, this country, the climate crisis, and for fascism.
Believe it.
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM
We're cutting you off because you are morally bankrupt. We're participating in a free market of ideas and you bring no value to our lives. Why would we waste our emotional capital
And that's how you get Governor Gaetz 🤢
December 4, 2024 at 3:30 AM
And that's how you get Governor Gaetz 🤢
Whenever a right winger asks you "What is a woman?" Just hit back with "What is a tariff?"
December 3, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Whenever a right winger asks you "What is a woman?" Just hit back with "What is a tariff?"
Huge congrats to @aoc.bsky.social on reaching 1 million! Don't worry, I'm right on your tail. #pawlitics
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Huge congrats to @aoc.bsky.social on reaching 1 million! Don't worry, I'm right on your tail. #pawlitics