logan
loganburnett.bsky.social
logan
@loganburnett.bsky.social
i’m really focused on this burger/slider thing right now sorry
an entire generation of young kids (men) were indoctrinated by Never Back Down and idk if your twitch stream educational series has a strong enough narrative to deprogram that but go ahead i’m sat
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
in olympic gymnastics 8 SHOULD be the best score
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“baby on board?” oh so that little shit co-signed the braindead left turn you just tried
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i’m lowkey goated when knowing if someone has done whippets in a public restroom within the last 15 minutes is the vibe
January 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“i like the muppets“ — cool. very chill. niche. adult but in a fun way

“i like [cartoon explicitly made for children]” — less cool. not as chill. challenging to witness
January 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by logan
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
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December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
honestly the only thing to take away from this is that the two failed trump assassins just weren’t hot enough to pull it off
December 10, 2024 at 12:45 PM
you can use this for free but you have to credit me: man on the street style tiktok where you ask a pedestrian wearing headphones what they’re listening to but the pedestrian is on their way to murder a healthcare CEO
December 9, 2024 at 12:39 PM
gilmore girls is 5’9” man propaganda
December 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
the loneliest horniest thing a married 31 yo man can do is comment “happy birthday” on a woman’s facebook wall was tough to watch josh
December 4, 2024 at 12:08 PM
kings let me save you some time knowing all the lyrics to defying gravity from wicked will not get you dome but what will get you dome is holding space for the lyrics to defying gravity from wicked
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
hold on let me share my screen — yeah okay so in this screenshot we are seeing a flashback to shadow on the space colony ARK with gerald robotnik’s grand daughter maria. sorry? oh yes i’ll get back to the deck in just a minute. no i don’t think this can wait, sonic 3 comes out in less than a month
November 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
till the windows crack i’ll be bumping that (audiobook about the history, formulation, and limitations of the ACA)
November 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
never been a harder time for cishet men who did theatre so much of our sparkle has been taken from us
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 PM
listen if you thought i wasn’t going to walk into your little coffee shop order a little coffee and a couple pastries maybe visibly struggle to carry all that i have purchased so much that you offer to hold the door for me you thought wrong okay
November 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
man who just won the ribbon for world’s largest slider:

thank you for the award everyone but i really need to run i have a worlds smallest hamburger contest to get to
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
man: idk it just seems kind of small

other man who just made the worlds largest slider: no you see it’s actually quite large
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
we should all be mercilessly bullied for even having bluesky accounts
November 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM