Locksmith
@locksmithprime.bsky.social
Information security. Cryptography. Movies. Lots of politics. Grumpy, and very comfortable with it. Cheese.
He/him.
He/him.
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Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
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November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
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Texans have no idea what a roundabout is, do they.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Texans have no idea what a roundabout is, do they.
After decades of seeing masters being killed by their apprentices, one would assume the Sith would have concluded that s**t was just not sustainable.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
After decades of seeing masters being killed by their apprentices, one would assume the Sith would have concluded that s**t was just not sustainable.
"Impotent mean bully."
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Impotent mean bully."
Musk is going back into Taco's sycophant club...
Ooh, Musk, this is going to do wonders to your public image and the future of your companies.
Ooh, Musk, this is going to do wonders to your public image and the future of your companies.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Musk is going back into Taco's sycophant club...
Ooh, Musk, this is going to do wonders to your public image and the future of your companies.
Ooh, Musk, this is going to do wonders to your public image and the future of your companies.
NYT wrote "Congress orders Trump to Release Epstein Files."
Just to rile him up.
He is going to read that, and that insecure orange man-baby certainly reads every news mentioning him, and he will go "Ordered me? *Ordered* me? No one orders me to do anything! I can do whatever I want!"
Just to rile him up.
He is going to read that, and that insecure orange man-baby certainly reads every news mentioning him, and he will go "Ordered me? *Ordered* me? No one orders me to do anything! I can do whatever I want!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
NYT wrote "Congress orders Trump to Release Epstein Files."
Just to rile him up.
He is going to read that, and that insecure orange man-baby certainly reads every news mentioning him, and he will go "Ordered me? *Ordered* me? No one orders me to do anything! I can do whatever I want!"
Just to rile him up.
He is going to read that, and that insecure orange man-baby certainly reads every news mentioning him, and he will go "Ordered me? *Ordered* me? No one orders me to do anything! I can do whatever I want!"
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
On the Kashoggi killing, the orange president says "shit happens."
He is just mocking us at this point. Mocking us.
He is just mocking us at this point. Mocking us.
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
On the Kashoggi killing, the orange president says "shit happens."
He is just mocking us at this point. Mocking us.
He is just mocking us at this point. Mocking us.
When there is a potluck meal, are we supposed to *cook* the dish we are bringing? Because I just bring something from the store. I do not cook. Cannot.
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When there is a potluck meal, are we supposed to *cook* the dish we are bringing? Because I just bring something from the store. I do not cook. Cannot.
But seriously now. I cannot whistle using that finger-tongue technique. Tried for decades. No go.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
But seriously now. I cannot whistle using that finger-tongue technique. Tried for decades. No go.
The expectation is that he wears this "quiet, piggy" up his ass.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The expectation is that he wears this "quiet, piggy" up his ass.
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The same man who famously said “grab ‘em by the p*ssy” called a female reporter a “piggy”.
No other journalists stood up for her.
No one spoke out
We need people speaking out
We need someone, preferably a man, to say “no Mr Trump, you do NOT speak to our colleague that way”
We need backbone
No other journalists stood up for her.
No one spoke out
We need people speaking out
We need someone, preferably a man, to say “no Mr Trump, you do NOT speak to our colleague that way”
We need backbone
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The same man who famously said “grab ‘em by the p*ssy” called a female reporter a “piggy”.
No other journalists stood up for her.
No one spoke out
We need people speaking out
We need someone, preferably a man, to say “no Mr Trump, you do NOT speak to our colleague that way”
We need backbone
No other journalists stood up for her.
No one spoke out
We need people speaking out
We need someone, preferably a man, to say “no Mr Trump, you do NOT speak to our colleague that way”
We need backbone
Mike Johnson will say "no, I was never opposed of voting to pass bill to release the Epstein files."
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Mike Johnson will say "no, I was never opposed of voting to pass bill to release the Epstein files."
What Taco does not get is that if Bill Clinton or Soros or whomever the hell is also in the Epstein files, Democrats will say "f them". Let them get the full extent of the law.
We here still believe no one is above the law, not even Democrats, you orange piece of crap.
We here still believe no one is above the law, not even Democrats, you orange piece of crap.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
What Taco does not get is that if Bill Clinton or Soros or whomever the hell is also in the Epstein files, Democrats will say "f them". Let them get the full extent of the law.
We here still believe no one is above the law, not even Democrats, you orange piece of crap.
We here still believe no one is above the law, not even Democrats, you orange piece of crap.
MTG is right now saying some choice words against Taco.
What the hell is happening.
What the hell is happening.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
MTG is right now saying some choice words against Taco.
What the hell is happening.
What the hell is happening.
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Unsurprising, but still kind of striking how there’s less than zero sympathy for Cheryl Hines in all this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Unsurprising, but still kind of striking how there’s less than zero sympathy for Cheryl Hines in all this.
After reading a post from a big tech AI claiming that pharma will reduce drug development to 1 year instead of 12, among other vibe words, I wonder whether it is only my impression or are we really approaching the summit of an era wherein b.s. permeated all aspects of life.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
After reading a post from a big tech AI claiming that pharma will reduce drug development to 1 year instead of 12, among other vibe words, I wonder whether it is only my impression or are we really approaching the summit of an era wherein b.s. permeated all aspects of life.
Taco is supporting the release of Epstein files? Then it is an indication that the files are finally properly scrubbed.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Taco is supporting the release of Epstein files? Then it is an indication that the files are finally properly scrubbed.
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What the hell is happening with MTG?
She is either waking up, perhaps slowly, but waking up, or... she is trying to fool us.
I will keep an open mind and two open eyes.
She is either waking up, perhaps slowly, but waking up, or... she is trying to fool us.
I will keep an open mind and two open eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What the hell is happening with MTG?
She is either waking up, perhaps slowly, but waking up, or... she is trying to fool us.
I will keep an open mind and two open eyes.
She is either waking up, perhaps slowly, but waking up, or... she is trying to fool us.
I will keep an open mind and two open eyes.
So Taco continues showing exactly who he is, and maga is angry at him? "I did not vote for this!"
Give me a f***g break.
Give me a f***g break.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So Taco continues showing exactly who he is, and maga is angry at him? "I did not vote for this!"
Give me a f***g break.
Give me a f***g break.
The man is flailing.
"Investigate Clinton! Obama! I do not want to fall alone!"
"Investigate Clinton! Obama! I do not want to fall alone!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The man is flailing.
"Investigate Clinton! Obama! I do not want to fall alone!"
"Investigate Clinton! Obama! I do not want to fall alone!"
This US regime tells Texas to gerrymander so they can get a few more seats, as they are "entitled" to it, and at the same time sues California for doing the same thing.
Never expected that a US government would be so full of shit.
Never expected that a US government would be so full of shit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This US regime tells Texas to gerrymander so they can get a few more seats, as they are "entitled" to it, and at the same time sues California for doing the same thing.
Never expected that a US government would be so full of shit.
Never expected that a US government would be so full of shit.