Dan Healy
@localoaf.bsky.social
Voted "Most Boring Raconteur" for 2006
Isn't it weird how much of an utterly sane oasis the Oscars seem nowadays?
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Isn't it weird how much of an utterly sane oasis the Oscars seem nowadays?
Every time you key a Te$la, an angel gets its wings.
Also, if you throw a brick at a Te$la, An angel gets a rockin six-pack and perfect teeth.
Also, if you throw a brick at a Te$la, An angel gets a rockin six-pack and perfect teeth.
February 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Every time you key a Te$la, an angel gets its wings.
Also, if you throw a brick at a Te$la, An angel gets a rockin six-pack and perfect teeth.
Also, if you throw a brick at a Te$la, An angel gets a rockin six-pack and perfect teeth.
I'm gonna start a Christian bakery
and call it "For Crusts Sake"
and call it "For Crusts Sake"
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm gonna start a Christian bakery
and call it "For Crusts Sake"
and call it "For Crusts Sake"
OH CNN, you make me laugh
January 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
OH CNN, you make me laugh
Hear me out. "Muppet Red Dawn"
Beaker goes to yell "WOLVERINES!", but it comes out "MEEP ME MEEEEP!!"
Beaker goes to yell "WOLVERINES!", but it comes out "MEEP ME MEEEEP!!"
January 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hear me out. "Muppet Red Dawn"
Beaker goes to yell "WOLVERINES!", but it comes out "MEEP ME MEEEEP!!"
Beaker goes to yell "WOLVERINES!", but it comes out "MEEP ME MEEEEP!!"
I hate it all. I hate this president, and his klepto-cabal and our inability to rid ourselves of them . I hate MAGA and the dumb worthless ignorant Americans.. but I also hate our feckless response.. the same shock and horror outrage circus and the endless self-absorbed indignation. We deserve this
January 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I hate it all. I hate this president, and his klepto-cabal and our inability to rid ourselves of them . I hate MAGA and the dumb worthless ignorant Americans.. but I also hate our feckless response.. the same shock and horror outrage circus and the endless self-absorbed indignation. We deserve this
Going right to cold green grapes immediately after a VISCOUS teeth cleaning..
ow.. bad idea.
Oh well, I guess I'll just have this everything bagle
OW ANOTHER BAD IDEA..
#Tapiocamoments
ow.. bad idea.
Oh well, I guess I'll just have this everything bagle
OW ANOTHER BAD IDEA..
#Tapiocamoments
January 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Going right to cold green grapes immediately after a VISCOUS teeth cleaning..
ow.. bad idea.
Oh well, I guess I'll just have this everything bagle
OW ANOTHER BAD IDEA..
#Tapiocamoments
ow.. bad idea.
Oh well, I guess I'll just have this everything bagle
OW ANOTHER BAD IDEA..
#Tapiocamoments
I could watch Conan interview Dr Arroyo probably ten million times in a row and not get tired of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOt...
#DoctorSchool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOt...
#DoctorSchool
Conan Has A Post-"Hot Ones" Check Up With Dr. Arroyo | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan
YouTube video by Team Coco
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I could watch Conan interview Dr Arroyo probably ten million times in a row and not get tired of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOt...
#DoctorSchool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOt...
#DoctorSchool
There needs to a transitional product between NyQuil and DayQuil for that time of day when you're not interested in getting amped up but also not ready to collapse into a coma.. like GloamQuil?
January 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
There needs to a transitional product between NyQuil and DayQuil for that time of day when you're not interested in getting amped up but also not ready to collapse into a coma.. like GloamQuil?
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
January 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
As a homeowner, I feel like Miyazaki should have done more to give the audience a conclusion about what became of the collapsing Pergola at the Totoro house. That thing was a death trap just waiting there to smash Satsuki and Mei. I mean you just know that Dad wasn't gonna do shit.
#Ghibli#Totoro
#Ghibli#Totoro
January 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
As a homeowner, I feel like Miyazaki should have done more to give the audience a conclusion about what became of the collapsing Pergola at the Totoro house. That thing was a death trap just waiting there to smash Satsuki and Mei. I mean you just know that Dad wasn't gonna do shit.
#Ghibli#Totoro
#Ghibli#Totoro
is it normal for a cold to start in your chest and then march to your Sinuses? This is a new one for me.
#sick#miserable
#sick#miserable
January 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
is it normal for a cold to start in your chest and then march to your Sinuses? This is a new one for me.
#sick#miserable
#sick#miserable
Reposted by Dan Healy
The part about a cold that I hate the most :
"Cough Abs" - when your abs start to burn every time you cough just to remind you that you're not even in good enough shape to be sick.
Where you at with that shit, Nyquil, people?
#sick#nyquil
"Cough Abs" - when your abs start to burn every time you cough just to remind you that you're not even in good enough shape to be sick.
Where you at with that shit, Nyquil, people?
#sick#nyquil
January 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The part about a cold that I hate the most :
"Cough Abs" - when your abs start to burn every time you cough just to remind you that you're not even in good enough shape to be sick.
Where you at with that shit, Nyquil, people?
#sick#nyquil
"Cough Abs" - when your abs start to burn every time you cough just to remind you that you're not even in good enough shape to be sick.
Where you at with that shit, Nyquil, people?
#sick#nyquil
Filing this one away for future reference to print out for all my coworkers
www.healthline.com/health/diges...
www.healthline.com/health/diges...
Is Holding In Farts Healthy for You, Or Are There Side Effects?
When it comes to farts, the healthiest thing to do is let them out. However, it is possible to hold them in if you need to—and it probably won't hurt you.
www.healthline.com
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Filing this one away for future reference to print out for all my coworkers
www.healthline.com/health/diges...
www.healthline.com/health/diges...
Unpopular Opinion: The Loader from Aliens is a completely inefficient way to move payloads, has far to many moving parts and is dangerously top heavy and would never be chosen for military use.
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Unpopular Opinion: The Loader from Aliens is a completely inefficient way to move payloads, has far to many moving parts and is dangerously top heavy and would never be chosen for military use.
is anyone else having that chest cold that goes away and then apparently comes back in a more jagged form a week later?
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
is anyone else having that chest cold that goes away and then apparently comes back in a more jagged form a week later?
Is it weird that my favorite part of Blade Runner 2049 is that David Dalstacian's character is named Coco?
#BladeRunner #SciFi
#BladeRunner #SciFi
January 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Is it weird that my favorite part of Blade Runner 2049 is that David Dalstacian's character is named Coco?
#BladeRunner #SciFi
#BladeRunner #SciFi