I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.

just drove behind someone with a bumper sticker that read "warning: driver might be jerking off" bro ew?? wtf

just started the last season of This Is Us 🥹 pray 4 me

it really should be illegal for tree services to start cutting before 8am 😒

paying my credit card bill off the day before i get paid so it's like the money never left my account :) #girlmath

is this anything lol

this last episode of the traitors really had my blood pressure 📈 like what do you mean we voted out *** ??? 😡 why is everyone still sucking boston rob's dick ?? you can't tell me no one is suspicious of a guy that just (loudly) drones on in defense of himself 😩 do better !!

marriage is just talking shit about people you mutually dislike and discussing your pet's stool quality

shoveled snow / slush for ~30min
need to recover for 3-4 business days

they just don't make 'em like this anymore

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a soft pretzel would cure me

small child behind us on the metro north just exclaimed "that's not my vibe" ok queen

hello little gay people in my phone