⠀⠀⠀𝕴𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕͟𝚢͟ ͟𝚏͟𝚘͟𝚛͟ ͟✧͟ ͟𝗦͟𝗨͟𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥•̩̩͙*
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀◟𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 ──── . * 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑﹤
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⠀⠀⠀𝕭𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗' ͟𝚖͟𝚢͟ ͟𝚕͟𝚒͟𝚏𝚎 𝚘𝚗 . * 𝐘𝐎𝐔, ──── @StagHuntGambler ⌖
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Surprise me. ❞
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What kind do you want? Farm animals? Sea creatures? Forest critters?"
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Eh . . . Yeah, sure, why not? ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Surprise me. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Eh . . . Yeah, sure, why not? ❞
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Wearing suspiciously large trench coat, approaches, opens it up.
"... Want a jubjub?"
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Eh . . . Yeah, sure, why not? ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Boy howdy does he love sweet tea. It's tea! That's actually sweet! None a' that stupid lightly-flavored grass shiitake. It builds character, it tastes amazing, and it teaches ya morals.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Boy howdy does he love sweet tea. It's tea! That's actually sweet! None a' that stupid lightly-flavored grass shiitake. It builds character, it tastes amazing, and it teaches ya morals.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Playing with his jacket's zipper.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Playing with his jacket's zipper.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Listen 'ere, partners. Some a' y'all act you ain't drank sweet tea and it shows.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Listen 'ere, partners. Some a' y'all act you ain't drank sweet tea and it shows.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Can't blame 'em too much. Nothin' beats some soft flesh. Yeah, it's carbon titanium! Strong, lightweight, an' real shiny when it's good an' polished up. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Can't blame 'em too much. Nothin' beats some soft flesh. Yeah, it's carbon titanium! Strong, lightweight, an' real shiny when it's good an' polished up. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Aw it ain't the same. Robot parts don't turn heads as much as y'think, at least not in the way some skin would. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Aw it ain't the same. Robot parts don't turn heads as much as y'think, at least not in the way some skin would. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ That don't sound to right ... Even I ain't showin' that much skin. Y'know, if'n I had any. ❞
He glanced down at his cybernetic body, on full display with his cropped jacket and dangerously-low ridden pants.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ That don't sound to right ... Even I ain't showin' that much skin. Y'know, if'n I had any. ❞
He glanced down at his cybernetic body, on full display with his cropped jacket and dangerously-low ridden pants.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Tch. No class at all these days. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Tch. No class at all these days. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ His grin with a smile long, toothy and excited. Robin in booty shorts? Hell, Robin in a whole western getup? He'd die happy.
❝ Absolutely! Get'cha some booty shorts and one a' them button-up shirts y'can tie up in a bow, maybe a pair a' cowgirl boots . . . ❞
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Robin taps her chin in thought, musing it over.
"If that is the case... Then... Perhaps we should buy matching booty shorts together since you appear to enjoy wearing them yourself?"
Not the typical first matching couple's attire, of course.
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It was merely to emphasize his point, but had Robin wanted to fall into his arms, he would have gladly accepted her.
❝ A'course! Booty shorts an' cowboy boots an' chaps ... It's all in good fun. ❞
A soft chuckle.
❝ An' I gotta say, I'd love t' see you in booty shorts. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ His grin with a smile long, toothy and excited. Robin in booty shorts? Hell, Robin in a whole western getup? He'd die happy.
❝ Absolutely! Get'cha some booty shorts and one a' them button-up shirts y'can tie up in a bow, maybe a pair a' cowgirl boots . . . ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Lady you better put those things away a'fore you poke someone's eye out with'em. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ Lady you better put those things away a'fore you poke someone's eye out with'em. ❞
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He MADE his body to look the way it does. And he wears clothing that would show SO MUCH SKIN (if he had any).
I also ship him with a lot of characters, so... wink wink.
He MADE his body to look the way it does. And he wears clothing that would show SO MUCH SKIN (if he had any).
I also ship him with a lot of characters, so... wink wink.
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It was merely to emphasize his point, but had Robin wanted to fall into his arms, he would have gladly accepted her.
❝ A'course! Booty shorts an' cowboy boots an' chaps ... It's all in good fun. ❞
A soft chuckle.
❝ An' I gotta say, I'd love t' see you in booty shorts. ❞
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Was he spreading his arms wide for a hug or to emphasize his point? She wasn't sure, but... his answer only led to more questions.
"And... Is such a holiday often represented by that kind of attire? I didn't know that particular music genre associated with booty shorts."
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ The Interastral Country Music Day, a'course! ❞
He spread his arms wide and grinned as toothy as a shark.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It was merely to emphasize his point, but had Robin wanted to fall into his arms, he would have gladly accepted her.
❝ A'course! Booty shorts an' cowboy boots an' chaps ... It's all in good fun. ❞
A soft chuckle.
❝ An' I gotta say, I'd love t' see you in booty shorts. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ The Interastral Country Music Day, a'course! ❞
He spread his arms wide and grinned as toothy as a shark.
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She's merely tilting her head, observing his pose. As long as he's enjoying himself. . .
"... And what is this important day you are representing, dear honey badger?"
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Doing a silly little pose with his hand on his out-jutting hip.
What a slut.
❝ It's an important day today, Robin. I gotta represent. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ The Interastral Country Music Day, a'course! ❞
He spread his arms wide and grinned as toothy as a shark.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Doing a silly little pose with his hand on his out-jutting hip.
What a slut.
❝ It's an important day today, Robin. I gotta represent. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Doing a silly little pose with his hand on his out-jutting hip.
What a slut.
❝ It's an important day today, Robin. I gotta represent. ❞
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It's been 3 days since he had his last drink and his throat is as dry as a desert.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ It's been 3 days since he had his last drink and his throat is as dry as a desert.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ If he don't get a kiss right now, he's gonna start singing "Old McDonald" at the top of his lungs.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ If he don't get a kiss right now, he's gonna start singing "Old McDonald" at the top of his lungs.
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definitely
come true."
"Even if I have to do it myself."
~ Sunday
( ♡ + ↻ )
definitely
come true."
"Even if I have to do it myself."
~ Sunday
( ♡ + ↻ )
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ N-Now listen, it ain't what it looks like. ❞
He slowly put the figure down on a nearby surface and stepped away from it like it was radioactive. A few swallow failed to wet his throat.
❝ Someone dropped it off 'ere and I found it. Weren't gonna let no one else look at it...
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Was there even a right way to approach such a bizarre thing...?
"... Boothill... Honeybadger..."
She begins, trying to be as calm about it as possible despite the abomination he's holding.
"... What is that? And why do you have it?"
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ ❝ N-Now listen, it ain't what it looks like. ❞
He slowly put the figure down on a nearby surface and stepped away from it like it was radioactive. A few swallow failed to wet his throat.
❝ Someone dropped it off 'ere and I found it. Weren't gonna let no one else look at it...
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