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Sammiantha
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Pushing the protein diet = redpill pipeline

Eat fuckin fiber.
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I miss Big Macs :(
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The moment I get nauseous I panic bc I don’t want to vomit
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I have to circle back to this.

Because you all make shit up out of thin air.

I have this CD/Vinyl. It is not about Epstein.

For. Fucks. Sake.
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Tony talking to Lola on the phone and then tells me “don’t be surprised if you get something at work tomorrow”

I’ve had minimal contact with him.

I’m going to puke from anxiety.
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Accepted a friend request from a blue collar guy that is kinda cute and shared anti Trump & emo band memes.

90% sure he has a girlfriend.

Men suck. Stay away from me
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Lola’s boyfriends got her Valentines bags 😂

I didn’t get them shit but cards & candy.

Treated like a princess 💅🏻
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
So “open minded” that your brains fuckin fall out eventually.

You’re mad because Andy is a gay man with children and you think gay men with children are pedos. Full stop. I remember the propaganda you spread surrounding gay families. M

Time for us all to delete TikTok bc this shit is ridiculous
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Anytime I think about getting high I just remember how nasty a suboxone drip is and I start gagging🙂

Then the thought goes away.

Whatever it takes 🙂
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
You all have no idea how happy I am that my mother is off the MAGA train.

I think leaving the problem (dad) helped.

She’s way more open minded than she was.
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Looking at the low income apartments in Lexington compared to the low income apartments up here 😳

I know the income is different but my rural brain doesn’t compute.
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Leave it to me to oversleep on a 2 hour delay 💀

Having those days off messed us up.

Took her to school. She has a valentines party
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
????????
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I have 2 cats, a dog and a child in bed with me every night 🫩 they’re all knocked tf out rn
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Don’t laugh but I’ve been having to by pouches so I can quit smoking. Typical redneck things
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It’s not a conspiracy when men in grunge bands kill themselves.

They all had drug problems & mental illnesses.

Very played out & disrespectful.

Also misogynistic because Courtney Love may be annoying at times but stop pretending as if Kurt wasn’t fucked up as is.

Also Chris Cornell & Chester.
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Sick of my yard and driveway being 3 inches of pure ice.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Rushing Valentine candy bags for Lola’s class because I waited until the day before to do it
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
B got Lola a PlayStation 4 & Minecraft so I can get her away from Roblox. She’s getting old enough that she’s starting to read & I don’t trust a single person on that game. I check her messages every day just in case. Even with parental controls.
February 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I feel pretty until I put on lipstick and then I think it makes my entire face look like a pig 😐
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Tony calling me “Samantha” makes me so angry. Only certain people can call me that. He didn’t start doing it until recently.
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I love knowing and having crackheads on social media.

Yes, I would love to buy 5 jailbroken firesticks!
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Lola is going to be a K-pop anime girl.

I’m calling it now.

But like, in a preppy way?

She already talks about how she wants to wear “only Nike” & she is VERY girly.

I am never going to have money.
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Don’t piss me off today
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
White people do not have culture. I think they’re jealous of Bad Bunny tbh
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM