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Lancelot 🤺
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23 || she/her || girl kisser 😻

i like to yap. sorry 🫡
I'm getting FFXIV brainrot
March 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
24+ hours of no reddit…. i’m getting the shakes. someone pin me down
February 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
the way i saw this and was like “is that a banana?” no babe that’s chappell roan wearing her get up keep up bitch
Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter talking at the #GRAMMYs .
February 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
my coworker just sent me a link to buy girl scout cookies
February 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
i'm back on bluesky bc i started to doom scroll too much on reddit.......... hello once again
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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who up jacking their box
December 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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LET THE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS HUNGER GAMES BEGIN ‼️
December 5, 2024 at 11:52 AM
the scream i just scrumpt !!!!!!

- from a kermit the frog SUPER FAN !!!!!!
Presenting The Muppet Showe Brigade! A troupe of theatre players turned resistance troops fighting a cruel land baron.
December 4, 2024 at 4:18 AM
No one will ever know which one I am
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 3, 2024 at 4:42 PM
i was driving to work, and i realized i was singing the Glee Version of a song, and not the official lyrics
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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i love the green yuri lesbians
December 3, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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good morning everyone :) happy pass the yuri friday!!
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 PM
whoever let past me drink is on my naughty list and i’m sending your name straight to santa bc i feel like absolute ass
November 29, 2024 at 11:53 AM
i’m watching a horror movie and it’s absolute ass
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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emily prentiss just one chance..
November 27, 2024 at 3:29 AM
oomfies who are profile blind like me, it’s still me: Lancelot. i, erm, forgot to take a before and after so here’s just my old pfp and my new one
November 27, 2024 at 3:10 AM
when i tell you i got this twice in a row 😑🙃
November 26, 2024 at 7:41 PM
why is my boss messaging me on my week off ?!?!? leave me alone !!!!
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 PM
i just finished watching alien: romulus, and my fears of aliens were reinstated !! i will NOT be fucking a xenomorph. that shit was TERRIFYING
November 26, 2024 at 2:49 AM
i love how i can drive 5 hours and still only be halfway through my state 🤧😔
November 23, 2024 at 10:13 PM
who knew i would like counting so much,, WHAT AM I COUNT VON COUNT
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 PM
it’s been nine months since i updated my ao3 fanfic… and it’s the last chapter… wtf do i write as an author’s note?

“ah! i forgot i wrote this bitch… here you go” 😭🤧
November 22, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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i've become obsessed with playing discord bot games
November 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
okay i saw a spoiler i didn’t understand for arcane (cause i just finished season 1 yesterday) so i’m taking that as a sign to log off 🫡 good night everyone
November 22, 2024 at 3:33 AM