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Lance with The News You Can Use
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Has anyone noticed what's not in the salacious, vile, immoral, offensive Epstein files???
Black people.
Happy Black History Month!
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The Grammys show tonight deserves an Oscar...IJS
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
AI, translate Bad Bunny Grammy speech...and then his albums. I need to be ready for the halftime show.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
"...rival and surpass anything...", sounds like he's coordinating with The Village People to release a new album.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Did she just say "...Donald Trump's police force..."?
#karolineleavitt
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This is the speech grandpa makes on his deathbed as he gripes about everything anyone may have done to him during his lifetime.
Trump: "Canada gets a lot of freebies from us. They should be grateful but they're not. He watched your prime minister yesterday. He wasn't so grateful. But they should be grateful to us. Canada. Canada lives because of the United States. Remember that, Mark, next time you make your statements"
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hey Congress...are you ready to invoke the #25thamendment now?
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
@thehill.com
This didn't age well...
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This and more will be jeopardy questions under category
"Things He Really Didn't Win".
#NobelPeacePrize
#Nobel
#TrumpleThinSkin
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 AM
The SCOTUS must feel so irrelevant now.
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Cumulatively, late-night has at least 5 hours of JD Vance satire from this press conference.
Is SNL on this weekend?
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by Lance with The News You Can Use
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
That ish in the Epstein files must be really bad. The Venezuela invasion is one helluva distraction.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Some of our young Americans will die in Venezuela...I hope you so-called MAGA followers are ready for this.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Well, now we're hearing the portion Miller wrote.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
MAGA...how you feeling now???
You must really feel like dumb_ucks now.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Rubio looks wholly uncomfortable...and holy uncomfortable!
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Serious question, what does the NFL have against the Lions?
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Lions vs Cowboys/Jerry Jones/Referees
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I appreciate Kristi Noem admitting in her double talk she didn't do her job in granting asylum for immigrants im this country. #thisweek
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Offensive Lines Matter
#GoLions
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM