Lizzy Pemberton
@lizzypemberton.bsky.social
Purposefully Childless Democrat
If you are a child, man or woman, if you have sex with a male you are considered soiled, dirty & ruined for the rest of your life. The obvious conclusion is to NEVER have sex with a male.
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you are a child, man or woman, if you have sex with a male you are considered soiled, dirty & ruined for the rest of your life. The obvious conclusion is to NEVER have sex with a male.
Beef is ridiculously expensive. Here's a Crockpot pork recipe. Feeds 4 for dinner plus leftovers.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Beef is ridiculously expensive. Here's a Crockpot pork recipe. Feeds 4 for dinner plus leftovers.
Studies prove that women are exponentially more likely to step in to protect, even at risk of grave bodily danger, than males. Women are the true heroes while males are sniveling cowards.
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Studies prove that women are exponentially more likely to step in to protect, even at risk of grave bodily danger, than males. Women are the true heroes while males are sniveling cowards.
"Chip giant Nvidia beats revenue expectations, rebuking warnings of an AI bubble"
Now look at how many congress members invested in NVIDIA in the last week.
'Congress Stock Trades Tracker' is an app that publishes every reported trade transaction of Congress.
Congress is so corrupt
Now look at how many congress members invested in NVIDIA in the last week.
'Congress Stock Trades Tracker' is an app that publishes every reported trade transaction of Congress.
Congress is so corrupt
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Chip giant Nvidia beats revenue expectations, rebuking warnings of an AI bubble"
Now look at how many congress members invested in NVIDIA in the last week.
'Congress Stock Trades Tracker' is an app that publishes every reported trade transaction of Congress.
Congress is so corrupt
Now look at how many congress members invested in NVIDIA in the last week.
'Congress Stock Trades Tracker' is an app that publishes every reported trade transaction of Congress.
Congress is so corrupt
Yesterday I went to the store and in the parking lot was an old Mexican man selling tamales out of the back of his car. Hell yeah I bought $20 worth. They were still warm so I had them for breakfast. They were spectacular! *If you've seen an abuela's kitchen you know it's cleaner than a hospital.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yesterday I went to the store and in the parking lot was an old Mexican man selling tamales out of the back of his car. Hell yeah I bought $20 worth. They were still warm so I had them for breakfast. They were spectacular! *If you've seen an abuela's kitchen you know it's cleaner than a hospital.
Here are some of Trump's victims & payouts:
1: Michael parker, 10-years old, oral rape Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, FL, 1992. Trump paid his parents a $3 million settlement.
2: Kelly Feuer, 12-years old, $1 million settlement paid in 1989, allegations of forced intercourse, Trump Tower
1: Michael parker, 10-years old, oral rape Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, FL, 1992. Trump paid his parents a $3 million settlement.
2: Kelly Feuer, 12-years old, $1 million settlement paid in 1989, allegations of forced intercourse, Trump Tower
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Here are some of Trump's victims & payouts:
1: Michael parker, 10-years old, oral rape Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, FL, 1992. Trump paid his parents a $3 million settlement.
2: Kelly Feuer, 12-years old, $1 million settlement paid in 1989, allegations of forced intercourse, Trump Tower
1: Michael parker, 10-years old, oral rape Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, FL, 1992. Trump paid his parents a $3 million settlement.
2: Kelly Feuer, 12-years old, $1 million settlement paid in 1989, allegations of forced intercourse, Trump Tower
Hillary Clinton probably. "Thank GOD I haven't had sex with Bill since 1979!"
*Bill and Hillary Clinton's only child, Chelsea, was born in 1980.
*Bill and Hillary Clinton's only child, Chelsea, was born in 1980.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hillary Clinton probably. "Thank GOD I haven't had sex with Bill since 1979!"
*Bill and Hillary Clinton's only child, Chelsea, was born in 1980.
*Bill and Hillary Clinton's only child, Chelsea, was born in 1980.
Big Beautiful Bill
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Big Beautiful Bill
I made sausage rolls for us tonight but I had some leftover pastry so I made extra ground turkey balls and made the dogs their own special sausage rolls. I am a dog God. They have been following me around non-stop.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I made sausage rolls for us tonight but I had some leftover pastry so I made extra ground turkey balls and made the dogs their own special sausage rolls. I am a dog God. They have been following me around non-stop.
"Trump and his top administration officials are saying privately that they are opposed to releasing the Jeffrey Epstein investigation files to spare the president’s friends from embarrassment."
They are "embarrassed" that we know they are child rapists but NOT afraid of being arrested.
They are "embarrassed" that we know they are child rapists but NOT afraid of being arrested.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Trump and his top administration officials are saying privately that they are opposed to releasing the Jeffrey Epstein investigation files to spare the president’s friends from embarrassment."
They are "embarrassed" that we know they are child rapists but NOT afraid of being arrested.
They are "embarrassed" that we know they are child rapists but NOT afraid of being arrested.
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I’m a federal employee who was furloughed and just missed my second full paycheck. I have two young kids, so it’s tough.
It’s hard but DAMN worth it. Hold the line.
Capitulating now puts all that folks have sacrificed to this point in the trash bin.
@vanhollen.senate.gov @alsobrooks.senate.gov
It’s hard but DAMN worth it. Hold the line.
Capitulating now puts all that folks have sacrificed to this point in the trash bin.
@vanhollen.senate.gov @alsobrooks.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m a federal employee who was furloughed and just missed my second full paycheck. I have two young kids, so it’s tough.
It’s hard but DAMN worth it. Hold the line.
Capitulating now puts all that folks have sacrificed to this point in the trash bin.
@vanhollen.senate.gov @alsobrooks.senate.gov
It’s hard but DAMN worth it. Hold the line.
Capitulating now puts all that folks have sacrificed to this point in the trash bin.
@vanhollen.senate.gov @alsobrooks.senate.gov
Wouldn't it be cool if it was confirmed that Trump cheated and was never president and all of his executive orders can be reversed so that every single corporation in billionaire has to return their unpaid taxes & corporate welfare to the US? Especially Elon Musk.
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if it was confirmed that Trump cheated and was never president and all of his executive orders can be reversed so that every single corporation in billionaire has to return their unpaid taxes & corporate welfare to the US? Especially Elon Musk.
Reposted by Lizzy Pemberton
The most corrupt administration in American history.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The most corrupt administration in American history.
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Excellent observation
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Excellent observation
Samsung News
Trump urges lawmakers to give healthcare money 'directly to the people'
www.samsung-news.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Germany has set up food banks for US soldiers stationed there during US government shutdown that aren't getting paychecks.
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The Army listed German food banks for soldiers seeking shutdown help
The Army removed the list after German media reported that U.S. troops were using the local foodbanks, a U.S. official said.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Germany has set up food banks for US soldiers stationed there during US government shutdown that aren't getting paychecks.
taskandpurpose.com/news/army-ge...
taskandpurpose.com/news/army-ge...
The Affordable Care Act is 15 years old which explains why republicans are trying to fuck it.
*I stole this quote.
*I stole this quote.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Affordable Care Act is 15 years old which explains why republicans are trying to fuck it.
*I stole this quote.
*I stole this quote.
We should start with the key positioned authors of project 2025, then Stephen *shudder* Miller, Mike Johnson, JD Vance and then trunt last. In this case cutting off the "head" of the snake is dropping the mask. The calculating evil lives behind the dummy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We should start with the key positioned authors of project 2025, then Stephen *shudder* Miller, Mike Johnson, JD Vance and then trunt last. In this case cutting off the "head" of the snake is dropping the mask. The calculating evil lives behind the dummy.
I asked Google "What percentage of Maga accounts on tiktok are Maga bots?" Google told me 97%.
Same question for X *formerly known as Twitter*. Google told me 64%.
Same question for X *formerly known as Twitter*. Google told me 64%.
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I asked Google "What percentage of Maga accounts on tiktok are Maga bots?" Google told me 97%.
Same question for X *formerly known as Twitter*. Google told me 64%.
Same question for X *formerly known as Twitter*. Google told me 64%.
What are Republicans going to gain from mass homeless, mass poverty, mass hunger, an increase in gun violence, domestic violence, rape, pedophilia, murders and crime rates?
I really want to know. I just don't get it.
I really want to know. I just don't get it.
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What are Republicans going to gain from mass homeless, mass poverty, mass hunger, an increase in gun violence, domestic violence, rape, pedophilia, murders and crime rates?
I really want to know. I just don't get it.
I really want to know. I just don't get it.
I ask Google what countries have the best quality of life in 2025. The United States is not even in the top 20.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I ask Google what countries have the best quality of life in 2025. The United States is not even in the top 20.
Just a reminder.
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Just a reminder.
I asked Google if trump is the antichrist. Where he does fit the criteria, theologians cannot agree on whether he is or not.
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I asked Google if trump is the antichrist. Where he does fit the criteria, theologians cannot agree on whether he is or not.