@lizzyhoops.bsky.social
RFK Jr talks like a spirit box
January 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
RFK Jr talks like a spirit box
DONT pmo rn don’t pmo omg don’t pmo rn stop don’t pmo rn i stg dont pmo rn omg
January 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
DONT pmo rn don’t pmo omg don’t pmo rn stop don’t pmo rn i stg dont pmo rn omg
Yall better like these up
January 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yall better like these up
My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody 🦈🦈🦈🦈
January 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody 🦈🦈🦈🦈
Pickled onion superiority
December 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Pickled onion superiority
Can I sue 21 pilots for brain damage
December 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Can I sue 21 pilots for brain damage
I love my iPhone
December 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I love my iPhone
If the Taco Bell worker making my food is sober I don’t want it. Same with pizza.
December 22, 2024 at 11:20 PM
If the Taco Bell worker making my food is sober I don’t want it. Same with pizza.
I love swiffer wet jets
December 22, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I love swiffer wet jets
Shoutout to the cricket that jumped on my face last night; I think about you every time I close my eyes.
December 22, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Shoutout to the cricket that jumped on my face last night; I think about you every time I close my eyes.
If you don’t save the box of every Apple product you get there is something wrong with you
December 22, 2024 at 11:20 PM
If you don’t save the box of every Apple product you get there is something wrong with you
Nothings funnier than making fun of someone with a rlly bright phone
December 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Nothings funnier than making fun of someone with a rlly bright phone
My favorite thing about getting in and out is talking about how good it is
December 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
My favorite thing about getting in and out is talking about how good it is
I lowkey get personal gratification when I see like E. coli recalls on meat #imbetterthanyou #vegetarian4liferrrr
December 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I lowkey get personal gratification when I see like E. coli recalls on meat #imbetterthanyou #vegetarian4liferrrr
Instead of a war on Christmas it’s a war on blue Powerade
December 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Instead of a war on Christmas it’s a war on blue Powerade
Ik it’s off putting but sometimes wearing a pair of jeans under a blanket just knocks me out
December 22, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Ik it’s off putting but sometimes wearing a pair of jeans under a blanket just knocks me out