At 10 am, one of my kids lost a tooth, so I sent him to the nurse to get a tooth box and had him put it in his backpack (TAPED SHUT) bc parents are INTENSE about teeth.
At 2:30pm, he comes up to me and says, "I swallowed my tooth"
Mfer took it OUT OF THE BAG AND PUT IT BACK IN HIS MOUTH

In honor of Burnie buying back Rooster Teeth, here's a great text from a friend right after we finished season 12 of RvB....

Sitting at a bar with a friend, and said bar has 5-6 gender neutral bathrooms w/ one big sink outside, and this old lady who was talking to us said, "I hate going over there and being around all that man penis. Lady penis is fine, but men are weird." I was dying

I send a lot of Mass Effect screenshots to my friend, cuz he's interested in it but doesn't play games, and he was like, damn dude you're always asking about Garrus. So we made this 😭

Yoooooo I've always had this giant bald patch in the leg hair of my right calf, and now that I'm on T it's actually starting to grow hair lmaoooo
Like it was noticeable that people have asked me if it was scar tissue and that's why it didn't grow hair 😭😭

Explaining dead femshep statue discourse to my friend who doesn't play games, but he enjoys watching me play Mass Effect lmao

The camera angle switched and showed Shepard through the wavy glass of the prisons they were keeping the indoctrinated Salarians in and uhh..... This was the view