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May have to turn on the heat before hurricane season is over
Dam
Dam
a scary clown with red hair and white face paint
Alt: a scary clown with red hair and white face paint “IT”
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
May have to turn on the heat before hurricane season is over
Dam
Dam
Heard voices out front and peaked outside. Saw 2 sandhill cranes walking by. I choose to believe they were having a conversation.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Heard voices out front and peaked outside. Saw 2 sandhill cranes walking by. I choose to believe they were having a conversation.
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My mom was talking about Peter Thiel, but her tongue got twisted and she accidentally swapped the opening consonants and it came out sounding like "Tater Peel" and I think I'm going to call him that from now on.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My mom was talking about Peter Thiel, but her tongue got twisted and she accidentally swapped the opening consonants and it came out sounding like "Tater Peel" and I think I'm going to call him that from now on.
ChatG is so cute. Made a radiology joke saying goodbye.
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
ChatG is so cute. Made a radiology joke saying goodbye.
Just opened a new bag of dried kiwi and thought I got a whiff of alcohol. Now I’m not sure if I should be worried or excited.
This week on Master Distiller: kiwi moonshine
This week on Master Distiller: kiwi moonshine
a man wearing a hat and a tank top with the word moonshine on the bottom right
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top with the word moonshine on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just opened a new bag of dried kiwi and thought I got a whiff of alcohol. Now I’m not sure if I should be worried or excited.
This week on Master Distiller: kiwi moonshine
This week on Master Distiller: kiwi moonshine
Bluejays scandal update
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bluejays scandal update
Jays Dodgers
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Baseball game lasted long enough, even I’m watching
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Baseball game lasted long enough, even I’m watching
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Jays Dodgers
11
Baseball game lasted long enough, even I’m watching
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Baseball game lasted long enough, even I’m watching
First look at ACA marketplace insurance:
Not nearly as bad as feared but a little worse than last year.
My subsidy is about the same
Last year was bad so saying not much different isn’t really good.
*This is Florida, non expansion state.
**Have never qualified for highest level of assistance.
Not nearly as bad as feared but a little worse than last year.
My subsidy is about the same
Last year was bad so saying not much different isn’t really good.
*This is Florida, non expansion state.
**Have never qualified for highest level of assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First look at ACA marketplace insurance:
Not nearly as bad as feared but a little worse than last year.
My subsidy is about the same
Last year was bad so saying not much different isn’t really good.
*This is Florida, non expansion state.
**Have never qualified for highest level of assistance.
Not nearly as bad as feared but a little worse than last year.
My subsidy is about the same
Last year was bad so saying not much different isn’t really good.
*This is Florida, non expansion state.
**Have never qualified for highest level of assistance.
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Happy Halloween everybody!
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Happy Halloween everybody!
Musical take down of the perverse version of Christian nationalism that has been draped over Republicans like a shield to draw in supporters.
^ I never Said That (red words)
JoshM
-written after Jen read the Bible and received maga hate in return
youtu.be/FtJZoBgSfvA?...
^ I never Said That (red words)
JoshM
-written after Jen read the Bible and received maga hate in return
youtu.be/FtJZoBgSfvA?...
I Never Said That (RedWords)
YouTube video by JoshM - Topic
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Musical take down of the perverse version of Christian nationalism that has been draped over Republicans like a shield to draw in supporters.
^ I never Said That (red words)
JoshM
-written after Jen read the Bible and received maga hate in return
youtu.be/FtJZoBgSfvA?...
^ I never Said That (red words)
JoshM
-written after Jen read the Bible and received maga hate in return
youtu.be/FtJZoBgSfvA?...
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For Halloween, I review Ray Bradbury's 1972 classic THE HALLOWEEN TREE. ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/31/b... #booksky #HappyHalloween
The Halloween Tree: A Must-Read for Halloween Lovers
Discover the magic of Halloween with Ray Bradbury's 'The Halloween Tree,' a charming tale for introducing young readers to spooky traditions.
ruinedchapel.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
For Halloween, I review Ray Bradbury's 1972 classic THE HALLOWEEN TREE. ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/31/b... #booksky #HappyHalloween
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It's almost time!
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's almost time!
I try to avoid negative self talk but still find occasion to call myself a dumb ass. I have given grace on this one because
1) I’ve usually just done something to deserve it
2) my brain immediately turns it into Dumas. Alexandre that is, and I replay the scene from Escape from Alcatraz
1) I’ve usually just done something to deserve it
2) my brain immediately turns it into Dumas. Alexandre that is, and I replay the scene from Escape from Alcatraz
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I try to avoid negative self talk but still find occasion to call myself a dumb ass. I have given grace on this one because
1) I’ve usually just done something to deserve it
2) my brain immediately turns it into Dumas. Alexandre that is, and I replay the scene from Escape from Alcatraz
1) I’ve usually just done something to deserve it
2) my brain immediately turns it into Dumas. Alexandre that is, and I replay the scene from Escape from Alcatraz
Why are you tired?
Well on Halloween eve I heard a noise that pulled me out of drift to sleep. Then more noises. Went to investigate. It was just wind blowing porch and acorn rain. But then I saw a shovel left out from earlier. As I brought the shovel in, I noticed a small snail hitchhiking. Had
Well on Halloween eve I heard a noise that pulled me out of drift to sleep. Then more noises. Went to investigate. It was just wind blowing porch and acorn rain. But then I saw a shovel left out from earlier. As I brought the shovel in, I noticed a small snail hitchhiking. Had
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why are you tired?
Well on Halloween eve I heard a noise that pulled me out of drift to sleep. Then more noises. Went to investigate. It was just wind blowing porch and acorn rain. But then I saw a shovel left out from earlier. As I brought the shovel in, I noticed a small snail hitchhiking. Had
Well on Halloween eve I heard a noise that pulled me out of drift to sleep. Then more noises. Went to investigate. It was just wind blowing porch and acorn rain. But then I saw a shovel left out from earlier. As I brought the shovel in, I noticed a small snail hitchhiking. Had
Update 2: I was able to change a light bulb in 2025. 💪
After the Friday fatigue and pain subsided, was able to order appropriate bulbs from the evil space overlord sight.
It is bright but closer to the ‘well duh you replaced a burned out bulb than the ‘flood the house with anxiety producing lumens
After the Friday fatigue and pain subsided, was able to order appropriate bulbs from the evil space overlord sight.
It is bright but closer to the ‘well duh you replaced a burned out bulb than the ‘flood the house with anxiety producing lumens
Update: went to store and paid more attention. Purchased soft, warm lights. They don’t work at least in these outlets. Leaving it in because I can’t take the lumens. Hopefully those other 2 20 year old bulbs don’t give out until I move because I’m done.
That tracks :). Guess I’ll have to pay closer attention and not just look on the sales end cap. I miss the 19 hundreds lol. Thought I was going crazy having anxiety over a bright light. Thanks for the backup!
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Update 2: I was able to change a light bulb in 2025. 💪
After the Friday fatigue and pain subsided, was able to order appropriate bulbs from the evil space overlord sight.
It is bright but closer to the ‘well duh you replaced a burned out bulb than the ‘flood the house with anxiety producing lumens
After the Friday fatigue and pain subsided, was able to order appropriate bulbs from the evil space overlord sight.
It is bright but closer to the ‘well duh you replaced a burned out bulb than the ‘flood the house with anxiety producing lumens
Took a week to watch Terms of Endearment again. Internet lists as a 1983 comedy. Maybe comedy through tragedy. Maybe it’s just too real. It’s genius and awful. Love and hate every character. Laughter, frustration, tears. Maybe it’s like a classic I resented being forced to read but ended up liking?
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Took a week to watch Terms of Endearment again. Internet lists as a 1983 comedy. Maybe comedy through tragedy. Maybe it’s just too real. It’s genius and awful. Love and hate every character. Laughter, frustration, tears. Maybe it’s like a classic I resented being forced to read but ended up liking?
Breaking news
New White House design released by Trump
New White House design released by Trump
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Breaking news
New White House design released by Trump
New White House design released by Trump
Logged into the marketplace and the first message is DACA is no longer an eligible immigration status.
This is going to be fun
This is going to be fun
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Logged into the marketplace and the first message is DACA is no longer an eligible immigration status.
This is going to be fun
This is going to be fun
“Apparently, you could just broadcast anything in the 1970s and people would watch it.”
- Can confirm
- Can confirm
SPECIAL BONUS HALLOWEEN SEASON MOVIE REVIEW
Today I review the 1973 made-for-TV horror film, SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS. It's stupid and bad, but it has Kate Jackson in her decidedly pre-Angel days. ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/25/m...
Today I review the 1973 made-for-TV horror film, SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS. It's stupid and bad, but it has Kate Jackson in her decidedly pre-Angel days. ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/25/m...
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Apparently, you could just broadcast anything in the 1970s and people would watch it.”
- Can confirm
- Can confirm
Update: went to store and paid more attention. Purchased soft, warm lights. They don’t work at least in these outlets. Leaving it in because I can’t take the lumens. Hopefully those other 2 20 year old bulbs don’t give out until I move because I’m done.
That tracks :). Guess I’ll have to pay closer attention and not just look on the sales end cap. I miss the 19 hundreds lol. Thought I was going crazy having anxiety over a bright light. Thanks for the backup!
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Update: went to store and paid more attention. Purchased soft, warm lights. They don’t work at least in these outlets. Leaving it in because I can’t take the lumens. Hopefully those other 2 20 year old bulbs don’t give out until I move because I’m done.
Had the same 4 light bulbs in my kitchen for 20 years. 2 burned out over the past few years but the kitchen was still bright enough so never replaced. Until yesterday. I was bored and had some of those fangled bulbs we were supposed to start using 15 years ago. I replaced one. Just one. Holy cow
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Had the same 4 light bulbs in my kitchen for 20 years. 2 burned out over the past few years but the kitchen was still bright enough so never replaced. Until yesterday. I was bored and had some of those fangled bulbs we were supposed to start using 15 years ago. I replaced one. Just one. Holy cow
Ranking just below the satisfaction of a successful DIY project completion is giving up before investing too much time, calling in a licensed trade professional, and they are able to complete but not easily and only after using techniques and tools that would have cost you more than hiring them
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Ranking just below the satisfaction of a successful DIY project completion is giving up before investing too much time, calling in a licensed trade professional, and they are able to complete but not easily and only after using techniques and tools that would have cost you more than hiring them
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The Department of Homeland Security has purchased two Gulfstream private jets for Kristi Noem, the secretary, and other top department officials at a cost of $172 million, according to documents reviewed by The New York Times.
Coast Guard Buys Two Private Jets for Noem, Costing $172 Million
Public documents show the Department of Homeland Security has contracted to purchase a pair of top-of-the-line Gulfstream jets for the secretary and other top officials.
nyti.ms
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Department of Homeland Security has purchased two Gulfstream private jets for Kristi Noem, the secretary, and other top department officials at a cost of $172 million, according to documents reviewed by The New York Times.
Coincidence?
Pause watching the Omen
Put on gloves
Paint words on a “canvas”
Take gloves off
Find streak of red leading to no cut.
Pause watching the Omen
Put on gloves
Paint words on a “canvas”
Take gloves off
Find streak of red leading to no cut.
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Coincidence?
Pause watching the Omen
Put on gloves
Paint words on a “canvas”
Take gloves off
Find streak of red leading to no cut.
Pause watching the Omen
Put on gloves
Paint words on a “canvas”
Take gloves off
Find streak of red leading to no cut.
Ooooo 👀
Today I review RETURN TO OZ, the 1985 Disney sequel to THE WIZARD OF OZ, directed by Walter Murch, who also worked on such beloved children's classics as THX-1138, THE GODFATHER, and APOCALYPSE NOW. ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/17/m...
The Dark Fantasy of Return to Oz: A Review
Discover the dark fantasy of Return to Oz—a chilling sequel that diverges from its predecessor and explores eerie themes and dreamlike storytelling.
ruinedchapel.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Ooooo 👀