Liz Arcury
@lizarcury.bsky.social
UCBNY Maude Night girlie. Writer (R29, Reductress, The Daily Beast, McSweeney’s, AV Club, Marie Claire, more.) 2022 Script Pipeline winner🛼. NYC. 4 cats🐱🐱🐱🐱
New video from one of our live sketch comedy shows at UCB so far this season! I had a blast writing this one 🎉
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Sports Play-By-Play...But For A Group Text Thread | UCB Maude Night Sketch Comedy | Reunion Tour
YouTube video by Liz Arcury
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October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New video from one of our live sketch comedy shows at UCB so far this season! I had a blast writing this one 🎉
youtu.be/bU-g3lCYyqc?...
youtu.be/bU-g3lCYyqc?...
Our next UCB show is this coming Monday, 10/13 at 7pm! All-new sketch comedy from our monthly house team, Reunion Tour!
Tix for in-person (or tix to livestream from anywhere) here: ucbcomedy.com/show/maude-n...
Tix for in-person (or tix to livestream from anywhere) here: ucbcomedy.com/show/maude-n...
MAUDE NIGHT: Reunion Tour & Find My Friends , Live and LIVESTREAMED!
Monday, October 13, 2025 – 7:00 pm NY - 14TH ST. Mainstage Maude Night boasts brand new material by UCB’s house sketch teams every month. Come see top-notch sketch comedy featuring…
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October 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Our next UCB show is this coming Monday, 10/13 at 7pm! All-new sketch comedy from our monthly house team, Reunion Tour!
Tix for in-person (or tix to livestream from anywhere) here: ucbcomedy.com/show/maude-n...
Tix for in-person (or tix to livestream from anywhere) here: ucbcomedy.com/show/maude-n...
Okay so I learned from the newest episode of The Great British Bake-Off that in the UK when they say “flapjack” they mean A GRANOLA BAR?!?! Not a pancake?!?! I can’t withstand this
September 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Okay so I learned from the newest episode of The Great British Bake-Off that in the UK when they say “flapjack” they mean A GRANOLA BAR?!?! Not a pancake?!?! I can’t withstand this
Enjoy this sketch I wrote for my UCB Maude Night sketch comedy house team, Reunion Tour!
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An Egg That Is Sad About Inflation | UCB Maude Night Sketch Comedy | Reunion Tour
YouTube video by Liz Arcury
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September 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Enjoy this sketch I wrote for my UCB Maude Night sketch comedy house team, Reunion Tour!
youtu.be/zAdUcmT3q-Y?...
youtu.be/zAdUcmT3q-Y?...
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷!!!!!!!
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷!!!!!!!
July 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷!!!!!!!
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷!!!!!!!
Just remembered the time my dental surgeon told me that I have “a really great vibe”
July 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just remembered the time my dental surgeon told me that I have “a really great vibe”
Blasting Newsies soundtrack tonight we won we won New York City I can’t believe it 😭😭🩷🩷🥳🥳
June 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Blasting Newsies soundtrack tonight we won we won New York City I can’t believe it 😭😭🩷🩷🥳🥳
Prediction for the Hamilton 10th anniversary medley performance on the Tonys…
…if I’m putting my producer hat on, I feel like they should do “What Comes Next?” cuz it’s v poignant for this moment in our nation right?? Like we majorly failed this experiment?? Anyway we shall see
…if I’m putting my producer hat on, I feel like they should do “What Comes Next?” cuz it’s v poignant for this moment in our nation right?? Like we majorly failed this experiment?? Anyway we shall see
June 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Prediction for the Hamilton 10th anniversary medley performance on the Tonys…
…if I’m putting my producer hat on, I feel like they should do “What Comes Next?” cuz it’s v poignant for this moment in our nation right?? Like we majorly failed this experiment?? Anyway we shall see
…if I’m putting my producer hat on, I feel like they should do “What Comes Next?” cuz it’s v poignant for this moment in our nation right?? Like we majorly failed this experiment?? Anyway we shall see
Having a Ken Cosgrove girl summer—being annoying about my little essays and enabling my mentees to cause my rivals permanent limb destruction with a lawnmower
May 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Having a Ken Cosgrove girl summer—being annoying about my little essays and enabling my mentees to cause my rivals permanent limb destruction with a lawnmower
I definitely grew up thinking all my schools had a shared “permanent record” of my grades and various absences/infractions that would follow me well into adulthood and even be handed off to my future bosses. Did we all think this???? Just me???
May 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I definitely grew up thinking all my schools had a shared “permanent record” of my grades and various absences/infractions that would follow me well into adulthood and even be handed off to my future bosses. Did we all think this???? Just me???
YouTube knows *exactly* what it’s doing with its algorithm on my homepage:
showing me a freshly uploaded recording of a random high school’s full production of Mary Poppins that’s sitting at <200 views
10/10 work there my friends
showing me a freshly uploaded recording of a random high school’s full production of Mary Poppins that’s sitting at <200 views
10/10 work there my friends
May 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
YouTube knows *exactly* what it’s doing with its algorithm on my homepage:
showing me a freshly uploaded recording of a random high school’s full production of Mary Poppins that’s sitting at <200 views
10/10 work there my friends
showing me a freshly uploaded recording of a random high school’s full production of Mary Poppins that’s sitting at <200 views
10/10 work there my friends
I promise your store will make SO much more money off me if you leave me alone after I say I’m “just browsing”!! I will literally avoid a purchase out of spite if you follow me around and ask me more things!
April 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I promise your store will make SO much more money off me if you leave me alone after I say I’m “just browsing”!! I will literally avoid a purchase out of spite if you follow me around and ask me more things!
Joel McHale did not have to be this hot in Yellowjackets……thank u Showtime we are extremely grateful 🫶🏻
March 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Joel McHale did not have to be this hot in Yellowjackets……thank u Showtime we are extremely grateful 🫶🏻
A lot of ppl have recently been doing the “new student’s mom has questions about Hogwarts” thing on reels/tiktok so wanted to share this piece I wrote from 2016 that is that exact thing 🤓🥰
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March 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A lot of ppl have recently been doing the “new student’s mom has questions about Hogwarts” thing on reels/tiktok so wanted to share this piece I wrote from 2016 that is that exact thing 🤓🥰
lizarcury.com/2016/09/15/i...
lizarcury.com/2016/09/15/i...
Anyone who’s attempted the NYC housing lottery knows just how big a deal getting this number is…keep ur fingers crossed for me!!!!
March 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Anyone who’s attempted the NYC housing lottery knows just how big a deal getting this number is…keep ur fingers crossed for me!!!!
My UCB Maude team’s first performance is Monday! I’m so so sooooo excited, grab some tix and come hang out with Reunion Tour!🥹❤️💋
Don’t forget you can watch a livestream version if you can’t make it in person that night❤️
Tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/season-...
Don’t forget you can watch a livestream version if you can’t make it in person that night❤️
Tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/season-...
March 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My UCB Maude team’s first performance is Monday! I’m so so sooooo excited, grab some tix and come hang out with Reunion Tour!🥹❤️💋
Don’t forget you can watch a livestream version if you can’t make it in person that night❤️
Tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/season-...
Don’t forget you can watch a livestream version if you can’t make it in person that night❤️
Tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/season-...
I did not get hired to write for the Oscars but if Conan does in fact have Paul Rudd on to do his Mac and Me bit or any of the other nonsense I wrote down here, all I ask is that he helps me pay off my student loans
Here is my sample script for material for Conan’s Oscars ceremony.
drive.google.com/file/d/13ZZh...
It’s a long shot, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t try to make this very specific dream come true. I hope you like it! Feel free to share! 🧡
drive.google.com/file/d/13ZZh...
It’s a long shot, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t try to make this very specific dream come true. I hope you like it! Feel free to share! 🧡
Conan Oscars sample writing - Liz Arcury 2025.pdf
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March 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I did not get hired to write for the Oscars but if Conan does in fact have Paul Rudd on to do his Mac and Me bit or any of the other nonsense I wrote down here, all I ask is that he helps me pay off my student loans
Yellowjackets but it’s my college improv team crashing in the snowy wilderness on the way to the annual Skidmore college comedy festival and everyone dies within 48 hours
March 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yellowjackets but it’s my college improv team crashing in the snowy wilderness on the way to the annual Skidmore college comedy festival and everyone dies within 48 hours
Okay I have a confession to make. Only listening to the Gypsy cast recording growing up & never seeing a production until Audra, I assumed Rose’s Turn was a precursor to a bunch of crazy stuff in the show where she kills people. I didn’t know the show just…..ends after that song
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Okay I have a confession to make. Only listening to the Gypsy cast recording growing up & never seeing a production until Audra, I assumed Rose’s Turn was a precursor to a bunch of crazy stuff in the show where she kills people. I didn’t know the show just…..ends after that song
so so SO excited to be selected as a sketch comedy writer on Maude Night at UCBNY this year!❤️🔥
In a year where only 8 new writers were added across all of the teams, I am beyond floored and proud to be chosen.
I cannot WAIT to write silly silly things for this precious stage with my new teammates!
In a year where only 8 new writers were added across all of the teams, I am beyond floored and proud to be chosen.
I cannot WAIT to write silly silly things for this precious stage with my new teammates!
January 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
so so SO excited to be selected as a sketch comedy writer on Maude Night at UCBNY this year!❤️🔥
In a year where only 8 new writers were added across all of the teams, I am beyond floored and proud to be chosen.
I cannot WAIT to write silly silly things for this precious stage with my new teammates!
In a year where only 8 new writers were added across all of the teams, I am beyond floored and proud to be chosen.
I cannot WAIT to write silly silly things for this precious stage with my new teammates!
I thought the performances in The Apprentice (2024) were truly amazing.
You could say I’m a strong Strong/Stan stan.
You could say I’m a strong Strong/Stan stan.
January 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I thought the performances in The Apprentice (2024) were truly amazing.
You could say I’m a strong Strong/Stan stan.
You could say I’m a strong Strong/Stan stan.
They are trying to exhaust you. There will be no shortage of shocking things they do. It is not your daily “assignment” to post a reaction or attempt to break down their logic. They’re hoping you’ll spend all your brainspace doing that instead of actually organizing IRL. Log off
January 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
They are trying to exhaust you. There will be no shortage of shocking things they do. It is not your daily “assignment” to post a reaction or attempt to break down their logic. They’re hoping you’ll spend all your brainspace doing that instead of actually organizing IRL. Log off
Reposted by Liz Arcury
Here is my sample script for material for Conan’s Oscars ceremony.
drive.google.com/file/d/13ZZh...
It’s a long shot, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t try to make this very specific dream come true. I hope you like it! Feel free to share! 🧡
drive.google.com/file/d/13ZZh...
It’s a long shot, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t try to make this very specific dream come true. I hope you like it! Feel free to share! 🧡
Conan Oscars sample writing - Liz Arcury 2025.pdf
drive.google.com
January 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Here is my sample script for material for Conan’s Oscars ceremony.
drive.google.com/file/d/13ZZh...
It’s a long shot, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t try to make this very specific dream come true. I hope you like it! Feel free to share! 🧡
drive.google.com/file/d/13ZZh...
It’s a long shot, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t try to make this very specific dream come true. I hope you like it! Feel free to share! 🧡