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30+ nerd she/her
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I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR
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day 15 of posting #SRK till @zweigonthemind.bsky.social stops standing outside my window beside a single rose reminding me that i’m falling behind on my #SRK duties.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
day 15 of posting #SRK till @zweigonthemind.bsky.social stops standing outside my window beside a single rose reminding me that i’m falling behind on my #SRK duties.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Did you miss ordering A Year of Belonging calendar? Don't worry, here's a chance to win one!
Comment on this post for a chance to win. We'll choose one person on Saturday November 22 at 10PM EST. (That's 3AM UTC).
Shares welcome! 💚✨
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November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Did you miss ordering A Year of Belonging calendar? Don't worry, here's a chance to win one!
Comment on this post for a chance to win. We'll choose one person on Saturday November 22 at 10PM EST. (That's 3AM UTC).
Shares welcome! 💚✨
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Shares welcome! 💚✨
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Only a few hours left to grab your copy of @yearofbelonging.bsky.social - an Izzy Hands 2026 calendar! 🏴☠️🦄 All proceeds will be donated to Lambda Literary & Grassroots Gaza ✨ yours truly had the honor to draw the cover :D
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November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Only a few hours left to grab your copy of @yearofbelonging.bsky.social - an Izzy Hands 2026 calendar! 🏴☠️🦄 All proceeds will be donated to Lambda Literary & Grassroots Gaza ✨ yours truly had the honor to draw the cover :D
Preorder here: yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
Preorder here: yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
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November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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day 9 of posting #SRK until smoking becomes less injurious to my health.
🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂↔️🙂↕️
🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂↔️🙂↕️
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
day 9 of posting #SRK until smoking becomes less injurious to my health.
🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂↔️🙂↕️
🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂↔️🙂↕️
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Join me this Saturday for yet another baking class!👨🏾🍳I’ll teach you to bake my classic profiteroles🤌🏾 And maybe share some OFMD and Pluribus gossip🕺🏽✨ No baking experience required, chaos guaranteed! To benefit Feeding America🙏🏾 Can’t wait, see you then!❤️
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#ofmd #pluribus
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#ofmd #pluribus
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Join me this Saturday for yet another baking class!👨🏾🍳I’ll teach you to bake my classic profiteroles🤌🏾 And maybe share some OFMD and Pluribus gossip🕺🏽✨ No baking experience required, chaos guaranteed! To benefit Feeding America🙏🏾 Can’t wait, see you then!❤️
shopstands.com/collections/...
#ofmd #pluribus
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#ofmd #pluribus
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Every time David starts screaming about cats this is what I imagine
#Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID
#Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Every time David starts screaming about cats this is what I imagine
#Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID
#Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID
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con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.
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This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
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thinking about ✨💜✨𝐻𝐼𝑀✨💜✨
May 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
thinking about ✨💜✨𝐻𝐼𝑀✨💜✨
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I present to you another #OFMD work I did some time ago.
My favourite tag from someone on Tumblr who reblogged it was “they saw you from across the bar.”
#OFMDFanArt #JimJimenez #SpanishJackie
My favourite tag from someone on Tumblr who reblogged it was “they saw you from across the bar.”
#OFMDFanArt #JimJimenez #SpanishJackie
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I present to you another #OFMD work I did some time ago.
My favourite tag from someone on Tumblr who reblogged it was “they saw you from across the bar.”
#OFMDFanArt #JimJimenez #SpanishJackie
My favourite tag from someone on Tumblr who reblogged it was “they saw you from across the bar.”
#OFMDFanArt #JimJimenez #SpanishJackie
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November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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day 5 of #SRK my life low key fell apart today. he playing worlds smallest harmonica just for me. 🗣️ gonna pick joy just for him.
(i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)
(i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
day 5 of #SRK my life low key fell apart today. he playing worlds smallest harmonica just for me. 🗣️ gonna pick joy just for him.
(i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)
(i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)
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November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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day 4 of posting #SRK till someone sorts out my father issues.
this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁
this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
day 4 of posting #SRK till someone sorts out my father issues.
this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁
this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁
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day 3 of posting #SRK till someone presses me up against a frosted pane of glass
btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall
btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
day 3 of posting #SRK till someone presses me up against a frosted pane of glass
btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall
btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall
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Two sides of the same coin✨
📸 David Muller
📸 David Muller
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Two sides of the same coin✨
📸 David Muller
📸 David Muller
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There’s not enough Samba in Pluribus chatter on my timeline. Hellooooo where are youuuu
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There’s not enough Samba in Pluribus chatter on my timeline. Hellooooo where are youuuu
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November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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