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30+ nerd she/her
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I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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day 15 of posting #SRK till @zweigonthemind.bsky.social stops standing outside my window beside a single rose reminding me that i’m falling behind on my #SRK duties.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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day 13 of posting #SRK until his shirt stay dry. 🌬️
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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day 12 of posting #SRK until he initiates me into his leather daddy lesbian girl gang.

🏍️💨
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Did you miss ordering A Year of Belonging calendar? Don't worry, here's a chance to win one!

Comment on this post for a chance to win. We'll choose one person on Saturday November 22 at 10PM EST. (That's 3AM UTC).

Shares welcome! 💚✨
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Only a few hours left to grab your copy of @yearofbelonging.bsky.social - an Izzy Hands 2026 calendar! 🏴‍☠️🦄 All proceeds will be donated to Lambda Literary & Grassroots Gaza ✨ yours truly had the honor to draw the cover :D

Preorder here: yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Thinking about ✨him✨ again

#Frankenstein
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Day of watercolor edizzy !!
#OFMD #Edizzy #ourflagmeansdeath
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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day 9 of posting #SRK until smoking becomes less injurious to my health.

🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Join me this Saturday for yet another baking class!👨🏾‍🍳I’ll teach you to bake my classic profiteroles🤌🏾 And maybe share some OFMD and Pluribus gossip🕺🏽✨ No baking experience required, chaos guaranteed! To benefit Feeding America🙏🏾 Can’t wait, see you then!❤️

shopstands.com/collections/...

#ofmd #pluribus
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Every time David starts screaming about cats this is what I imagine
#Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️

#frankenstein #gdt

(what's wrong with me LOL)
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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thinking about ✨💜✨𝐻𝐼𝑀✨💜✨
May 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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I present to you another #OFMD work I did some time ago.

My favourite tag from someone on Tumblr who reblogged it was “they saw you from across the bar.”

#OFMDFanArt #JimJimenez #SpanishJackie
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Bedtime doodle. Should I make him a boyfriend?
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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day 5 of #SRK my life low key fell apart today. he playing worlds smallest harmonica just for me. 🗣️ gonna pick joy just for him.

(i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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day 4 of posting #SRK till someone sorts out my father issues.

this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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day 3 of posting #SRK till someone presses me up against a frosted pane of glass

btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Daily Darby
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Two sides of the same coin✨

📸 David Muller
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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There’s not enough Samba in Pluribus chatter on my timeline. Hellooooo where are youuuu
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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SRK is a menace. 😌
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM