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“Dogs have something called an invisible fence. Does it work on humans? I need to keep a few people away.”
- Aven, 8 years old
- Aven, 8 years old
May 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Dogs have something called an invisible fence. Does it work on humans? I need to keep a few people away.”
- Aven, 8 years old
- Aven, 8 years old
“I’m tired of this. I want a bagel on the beach.”
- Alessia, 3 years old
- Alessia, 3 years old
May 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“I’m tired of this. I want a bagel on the beach.”
- Alessia, 3 years old
- Alessia, 3 years old
“Every morning I wake up tired. Is that what being an adult is like?”
- Nolan, 6 years old
- Nolan, 6 years old
May 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Every morning I wake up tired. Is that what being an adult is like?”
- Nolan, 6 years old
- Nolan, 6 years old
“Ugh Monday again?? We just had one the other day.”
- Sophia, 3 years old
- Sophia, 3 years old
May 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Ugh Monday again?? We just had one the other day.”
- Sophia, 3 years old
- Sophia, 3 years old
“Mom, when I grow up I’ll have to find my own life. But when I find my own life, will you go with me?”
- Blake, 4 years old
- Blake, 4 years old
May 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“Mom, when I grow up I’ll have to find my own life. But when I find my own life, will you go with me?”
- Blake, 4 years old
- Blake, 4 years old
“Men shouldn’t have birthdays because they never grow up.”
- Kyleigh, 10 years old
- Kyleigh, 10 years old
May 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Men shouldn’t have birthdays because they never grow up.”
- Kyleigh, 10 years old
- Kyleigh, 10 years old
“My eyes are open, but my brain is still closed.”
- Oaklyn, 4 years old
- Oaklyn, 4 years old
April 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“My eyes are open, but my brain is still closed.”
- Oaklyn, 4 years old
- Oaklyn, 4 years old
“Have a donut. It will make all of your allergies and tears go away.”
- Grace, 4 years old
- Grace, 4 years old
April 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“Have a donut. It will make all of your allergies and tears go away.”
- Grace, 4 years old
- Grace, 4 years old
“My brother got in trouble for smoking marinara.”
- anonymous, 8 years old
- anonymous, 8 years old
April 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“My brother got in trouble for smoking marinara.”
- anonymous, 8 years old
- anonymous, 8 years old
“They make so many big words when the small ones are just perfect.”
- Lily, 8 years old
- Lily, 8 years old
April 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“They make so many big words when the small ones are just perfect.”
- Lily, 8 years old
- Lily, 8 years old
“My problem is that I need to be in the sun.”
- Kinsley, 4 years old
- Kinsley, 4 years old
April 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“My problem is that I need to be in the sun.”
- Kinsley, 4 years old
- Kinsley, 4 years old
“It’s hard being brave when you’re such a small human.”
- Jack, 4 years old
- Jack, 4 years old
March 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“It’s hard being brave when you’re such a small human.”
- Jack, 4 years old
- Jack, 4 years old
Smelling fresh ground coffee:
“This smells like dead chocolate.”
- Aria, 5 years old
“This smells like dead chocolate.”
- Aria, 5 years old
March 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Smelling fresh ground coffee:
“This smells like dead chocolate.”
- Aria, 5 years old
“This smells like dead chocolate.”
- Aria, 5 years old
“Sometimes I really wish I got 2 naps.”
- Maeve, 6 years old
- Maeve, 6 years old
March 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Sometimes I really wish I got 2 naps.”
- Maeve, 6 years old
- Maeve, 6 years old
“I want a five star meal for my birthday… like chicken nuggets.”
- Tristan, 5 years old
- Tristan, 5 years old
March 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“I want a five star meal for my birthday… like chicken nuggets.”
- Tristan, 5 years old
- Tristan, 5 years old
“It's so dumb that dogs don't last forever.”
- Jude, 4 years old
- Jude, 4 years old
March 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“It's so dumb that dogs don't last forever.”
- Jude, 4 years old
- Jude, 4 years old
“I am so small and I am so tired.”
- Charlie, 5 years old
- Charlie, 5 years old
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“I am so small and I am so tired.”
- Charlie, 5 years old
- Charlie, 5 years old
“Butter makes me feel better and I like it.”
- Perseus, 3 years old
- Perseus, 3 years old
March 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Butter makes me feel better and I like it.”
- Perseus, 3 years old
- Perseus, 3 years old
“I’m only doing it for an hour, but not a long hour.”
- Esme, 4 years old
- Esme, 4 years old
March 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I’m only doing it for an hour, but not a long hour.”
- Esme, 4 years old
- Esme, 4 years old
5. A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
“I don’t need kisses right now, mama. I need the music.”
- Presley, 3 years old
“I don’t need kisses right now, mama. I need the music.”
- Presley, 3 years old
March 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
5. A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
“I don’t need kisses right now, mama. I need the music.”
- Presley, 3 years old
“I don’t need kisses right now, mama. I need the music.”
- Presley, 3 years old
4. CONCLAVE:
“I’m a Catholic so I know everything.”
“Oh, is that your zodiac sign?”
- anonymous, 10 years old
“I’m a Catholic so I know everything.”
“Oh, is that your zodiac sign?”
- anonymous, 10 years old
March 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
4. CONCLAVE:
“I’m a Catholic so I know everything.”
“Oh, is that your zodiac sign?”
- anonymous, 10 years old
“I’m a Catholic so I know everything.”
“Oh, is that your zodiac sign?”
- anonymous, 10 years old
3. DUNE: PART TWO
“It’s a good thing I’ve been eating a lot or this wind would knock me over!”
- Lily, 5 years old
“It’s a good thing I’ve been eating a lot or this wind would knock me over!”
- Lily, 5 years old
March 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
3. DUNE: PART TWO
“It’s a good thing I’ve been eating a lot or this wind would knock me over!”
- Lily, 5 years old
“It’s a good thing I’ve been eating a lot or this wind would knock me over!”
- Lily, 5 years old
2. THE SUBSTANCE:
“I’m 3 now, but after my party I think I’ll go back to being 2.”
- Claire, 3 years old
“I’m 3 now, but after my party I think I’ll go back to being 2.”
- Claire, 3 years old
March 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
2. THE SUBSTANCE:
“I’m 3 now, but after my party I think I’ll go back to being 2.”
- Claire, 3 years old
“I’m 3 now, but after my party I think I’ll go back to being 2.”
- Claire, 3 years old
while in timeout:
“I don’t know who I am anymore.”
- Eli, 6 years old
“I don’t know who I am anymore.”
- Eli, 6 years old
February 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
while in timeout:
“I don’t know who I am anymore.”
- Eli, 6 years old
“I don’t know who I am anymore.”
- Eli, 6 years old