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ㅤㅤㅤWELL, LOOK WHO SHOWED UP. I GREW TIRED OF WAITING.
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This is nothing compared to that miserable Façade. You might as well give up.
[ ...Genuinely impressed. ]
Wooooow. This doesn't faze you at all, does it?
[ Shaking the ear a bit just to make it a little more uncomfortable for her. ]
Wooooow. This doesn't faze you at all, does it?
[ Shaking the ear a bit just to make it a little more uncomfortable for her. ]
( Completely stone faced. It's comedic. )
January 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is nothing compared to that miserable Façade. You might as well give up.
( Completely stone faced. It's comedic. )
...Eh? Fine, if you want me to. No regrets, right?
[ Pulling the ear up, more. Even more. It's actually starting to lift her head up off of the ground. ]
[ Pulling the ear up, more. Even more. It's actually starting to lift her head up off of the ground. ]
Pussy shit. Pull harder!
January 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
( Completely stone faced. It's comedic. )
Pussy shit. Pull harder!
[ Puuuuulling on the ear. It's starting to hurt. ]
/Not/ what I wanna hear!
/Not/ what I wanna hear!
Hell no. What kind of person do you think I am?
January 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Pussy shit. Pull harder!
Hell no. What kind of person do you think I am?
Go on, say "I promise not to hit people because they're annoying". Come oooon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hell no. What kind of person do you think I am?
( She weakly kicks at his legs. Nope, not dead. )
[ ...Walking over. Poking at her side. ]
Are you dead?
[ He did not sound displeasured. ]
Are you dead?
[ He did not sound displeasured. ]
( When the air clears, she's crumpled to the ground in the family guy pose. )
January 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
( She weakly kicks at his legs. Nope, not dead. )
( When the air clears, she's crumpled to the ground in the family guy pose. )
...Well, then! Allow me to retort!
[ Pulling out a potion and /slamming/ it at her feet. Fumes are quick to rise upward, and if inhaled, would not only put her in a daze, but give a throbbing sensation in her head. ]
[ Pulling out a potion and /slamming/ it at her feet. Fumes are quick to rise upward, and if inhaled, would not only put her in a daze, but give a throbbing sensation in her head. ]
You are annoying, and the thought struck me. Much as I struck you.
January 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
( When the air clears, she's crumpled to the ground in the family guy pose. )
You are annoying, and the thought struck me. Much as I struck you.
Ow-!
[ Holding his head, rubbing it a bit as he glared up at the woman. ]
Why did you hit me????
[ Holding his head, rubbing it a bit as he glared up at the woman. ]
Why did you hit me????
( She stares at him for a moment, then smacks him on the top of his head with her book. )
January 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You are annoying, and the thought struck me. Much as I struck you.
( She stares at him for a moment, then smacks him on the top of his head with her book. )
Are you, now? Well...suit yourself.
[ Closing his coat. ]
[ Closing his coat. ]
I need none of those. I am... fine as I am.
January 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
( She stares at him for a moment, then smacks him on the top of his head with her book. )
I need none of those. I am... fine as I am.
Because these are /life saving/ potions.
...Well, the healing potions are. The others simply alter parts of your body for convenience. Some make you smarter, tougher, faster, bigger - they do it all.
...Well, the healing potions are. The others simply alter parts of your body for convenience. Some make you smarter, tougher, faster, bigger - they do it all.
( She shuts her eyes as he first opens the coat, slowly opening them with a grimace. )
..why would I need a potion?
..why would I need a potion?
January 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I need none of those. I am... fine as I am.
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( She shuts her eyes as he first opens the coat, slowly opening them with a grimace. )
..why would I need a potion?
..why would I need a potion?
That's what everybody says! Therefore, I've made it a point to allow one free sample, for posterity.
[ Opening his coat, he showed her a row of potions to choose from. ]
Pick any one and I'll explain the details. 😁
[ Opening his coat, he showed her a row of potions to choose from. ]
Pick any one and I'll explain the details. 😁
..fortunately? I really doubt those work.
( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
January 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
( She shuts her eyes as he first opens the coat, slowly opening them with a grimace. )
..why would I need a potion?
..why would I need a potion?
..fortunately? I really doubt those work.
( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
Fortunately for you, I am no cosplayer. I am the REAL thing.
[ His arms spread out, before grabbing a potion out of his coat. ]
I sell potions, each having their own unique benefits. All of them are brewed myself. Guaranteed to work.
[ His arms spread out, before grabbing a potion out of his coat. ]
I sell potions, each having their own unique benefits. All of them are brewed myself. Guaranteed to work.
( It takes him saying that to make her look up from her book, First Love by Ivan Turgenev. )
Hm? No.
( She squints at him a little. )
..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
Hm? No.
( She squints at him a little. )
..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
January 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
..fortunately? I really doubt those work.
( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
( It takes him saying that to make her look up from her book, First Love by Ivan Turgenev. )
Hm? No.
( She squints at him a little. )
..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
Hm? No.
( She squints at him a little. )
..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
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[ Adleigh was traveling in hopes of making a sale. His whole "getup" was clear to anyone by the potions clipped onto his backpack. Once he saw someone approach, he waved. ]
Why hello! Come to peruse my wares, hmm?
[ Adleigh was traveling in hopes of making a sale. His whole "getup" was clear to anyone by the potions clipped onto his backpack. Once he saw someone approach, he waved. ]
Why hello! Come to peruse my wares, hmm?
January 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
( It takes him saying that to make her look up from her book, First Love by Ivan Turgenev. )
Hm? No.
( She squints at him a little. )
..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
Hm? No.
( She squints at him a little. )
..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
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— / / 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚎𝚕 。💉
October 30, 2024 at 9:19 PM
— / / 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚎𝚕 。💉
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