Larissa Lazuli
@littlemeatloaf.bsky.social
they/them, 27, trying my best. I have a lot of hobbies 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
Why is this so funny to me
August 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why is this so funny to me
My mom and I just had a conversation where we got confused if it was Thursday or Friday and then I realized it is in fact Monday lmaoooo
June 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My mom and I just had a conversation where we got confused if it was Thursday or Friday and then I realized it is in fact Monday lmaoooo
I just heard some neighbourhood kids yelling that they found something to another (adult) neighbour and she's like "is it dead or alive?" And they're like "dead!" But I didn't hear what it was they found 😂😂
June 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just heard some neighbourhood kids yelling that they found something to another (adult) neighbour and she's like "is it dead or alive?" And they're like "dead!" But I didn't hear what it was they found 😂😂
Possibly making a bad decision rn, but there's a deal on skip if I order from Starbucks twice, with a total of $25 before taxes and fees, I get $20 worth of points. Soooo guess what I'm having for breakfast 😂
June 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Possibly making a bad decision rn, but there's a deal on skip if I order from Starbucks twice, with a total of $25 before taxes and fees, I get $20 worth of points. Soooo guess what I'm having for breakfast 😂
A big ass wasp just seemingly popped into existence while I was having a bath and now I am waiting in my room for my mom to come get rid of it for me. Except she doesn't live here anymore and it's gonna take like an hour 😩😩😩
June 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A big ass wasp just seemingly popped into existence while I was having a bath and now I am waiting in my room for my mom to come get rid of it for me. Except she doesn't live here anymore and it's gonna take like an hour 😩😩😩
I had another one of my reoccurring dreams last night where I'm super close to graduating high school but I just can't pass this one last class. Except David Tenannt was my teacher? And like, he was still David Tenannt, super famous actor. But also my high school teacher???
May 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I had another one of my reoccurring dreams last night where I'm super close to graduating high school but I just can't pass this one last class. Except David Tenannt was my teacher? And like, he was still David Tenannt, super famous actor. But also my high school teacher???
About to get a gastroscopy for the first time. I'm hoping the sedation makes me loopy bc I was disappointed by how normal I was after I got my wisdom teeth out 😂
April 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
About to get a gastroscopy for the first time. I'm hoping the sedation makes me loopy bc I was disappointed by how normal I was after I got my wisdom teeth out 😂
Happy Easter from me and Pixie to anyone who celebrates!
April 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy Easter from me and Pixie to anyone who celebrates!
I put broccoli microgreens in my sandwich, I am the picture of health
April 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I put broccoli microgreens in my sandwich, I am the picture of health
I just had a dream that the @gamegrumps.bsky.social were sleeping over at my house. I must have won something bc they def weren't doing it out of the kindness of their hearts but we seemed to be getting along well so that was cool
April 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I just had a dream that the @gamegrumps.bsky.social were sleeping over at my house. I must have won something bc they def weren't doing it out of the kindness of their hearts but we seemed to be getting along well so that was cool
I told my friend she was very brave to not have a phone case and without missing a beat she says "my phone case broke" 😂
April 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I told my friend she was very brave to not have a phone case and without missing a beat she says "my phone case broke" 😂
Skittles entire brand is based around the rainbow but the original flavour skittles are missing a colour. It's not a rainbow. What a rip off wth
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Skittles entire brand is based around the rainbow but the original flavour skittles are missing a colour. It's not a rainbow. What a rip off wth
I am 2 minutes late for my appointment but honestly that's way better than last time I had an in person appointment and showed up half an hour late bc I got the time wrong 🤦
March 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am 2 minutes late for my appointment but honestly that's way better than last time I had an in person appointment and showed up half an hour late bc I got the time wrong 🤦
March 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I think I made it through today without throwing up (the first time in over a week I think) but I've been throwing up so much lately I'm not even 100% sure. It all blends together in my memory 😮💨
March 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think I made it through today without throwing up (the first time in over a week I think) but I've been throwing up so much lately I'm not even 100% sure. It all blends together in my memory 😮💨
While I was on vacation I posted a tiktok about flamingos that blew up and got 1.6m views. I got a bunch of new followers and it boosted the views of the videos I posted a few days before and after that one, but now all my videos are flopping so hard, like less than I used to get before this 🙃
March 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
While I was on vacation I posted a tiktok about flamingos that blew up and got 1.6m views. I got a bunch of new followers and it boosted the views of the videos I posted a few days before and after that one, but now all my videos are flopping so hard, like less than I used to get before this 🙃
I made it 👌 this close 👌 to making it through the day without throwing up but no dice 😭
March 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I made it 👌 this close 👌 to making it through the day without throwing up but no dice 😭
Throwing up cough syrup seconds after you swallowed it is a very strange sensation
March 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Throwing up cough syrup seconds after you swallowed it is a very strange sensation
Please enjoy this brief overview of my trip to Mexico
#SkyTok #Mexico #MexicoTrip #Travel #TravelVideo
#SkyTok #Mexico #MexicoTrip #Travel #TravelVideo
March 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Please enjoy this brief overview of my trip to Mexico
#SkyTok #Mexico #MexicoTrip #Travel #TravelVideo
#SkyTok #Mexico #MexicoTrip #Travel #TravelVideo
And ofc almost immediately the pink eye has spread to my other eye. Somebody put me out of my misery, wtf 😩😩
March 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
And ofc almost immediately the pink eye has spread to my other eye. Somebody put me out of my misery, wtf 😩😩
So much of my body hurts rn I cried out the medicated eye drops for my pink eye 😭😭😭
March 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So much of my body hurts rn I cried out the medicated eye drops for my pink eye 😭😭😭
There are so many things wrong with me all at once rn, everyone has to be nice to me or else
March 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There are so many things wrong with me all at once rn, everyone has to be nice to me or else
I just had a virtual doctor's appointment bc my eye has been red and weepy since we got back AND IT TURNS OUT I HAVE PINK EYE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
March 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I just had a virtual doctor's appointment bc my eye has been red and weepy since we got back AND IT TURNS OUT I HAVE PINK EYE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME