When Nikki Haley is mocking you for being a fraud and a sellout, that’s when you know it’s really bad because she’s an expert.

Chalk it up to orange Mussolini, these picks are beyond the pale. Behind their alabaster smiles and milky complexions, Trumpets soulless soldiers find commonality—vapid of values, and devoid of experience, these historically fucking idiots days are already numbered.

Is it just me or is it time for an 🍎 update with more relevant emojis? An actual ORANGE 🤡, a WM 💋ing ass, add’l weaponry (pink or 🌈 gun), a clogged gold toilet, women & men in the fetal position… Is a shattered heart with tire tracks to match our feelings too much to ask? JD with heavy liner..

MAGA, a place to hide from your conscience. This just grabs my heart and doesn’t let go.

Lifelong non-smoker, but check back with me in January 😝

Imagine the money Botox injectors make in DC. The amount Gaetz spends alone could feed a family of four for a year, if he cared about things like people eating or surviving…