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Hey white people, you know you can quote your favorite Asian comedians without doing the accent, right?
April 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hey white people, you know you can quote your favorite Asian comedians without doing the accent, right?
sorry not sorry but if I change the toilet paper roll and you COMPLAIN that I put it the wrong way next time I’ll set it on fire and throw it at you 💖
April 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
sorry not sorry but if I change the toilet paper roll and you COMPLAIN that I put it the wrong way next time I’ll set it on fire and throw it at you 💖
why does Prince Charming look related to Fiona’s mom
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
why does Prince Charming look related to Fiona’s mom
tfw the ppl around you don’t see the vision for the best outfit you’ve worn in YEARS 😤🤬
March 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
tfw the ppl around you don’t see the vision for the best outfit you’ve worn in YEARS 😤🤬
feeling real shitty today
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
feeling real shitty today
The magic circle is the WORST crochet technique I FUCKING HATE IT I am GOING TO BURN MY CROCHET HOOK AND YARN IN PROTEST (/lh)
March 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The magic circle is the WORST crochet technique I FUCKING HATE IT I am GOING TO BURN MY CROCHET HOOK AND YARN IN PROTEST (/lh)
Ok this shit is why I feel paranoid that my phone/autocorrect is sentient. I was typing “it feels like no matter what […]” and it corrected it to “it feels like I matter”. Like that fucking feels intentional, okay? I spelled “no” correctly. There was no typo to correct 😭 /hj
March 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ok this shit is why I feel paranoid that my phone/autocorrect is sentient. I was typing “it feels like no matter what […]” and it corrected it to “it feels like I matter”. Like that fucking feels intentional, okay? I spelled “no” correctly. There was no typo to correct 😭 /hj
Ngl I think I could be capable of eating cheez whiz straight from the jar
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ngl I think I could be capable of eating cheez whiz straight from the jar
Can someone please tell me why my phone corrected “haven’t” to “havent” and when I clicked on it to switch it back to “haven’t” it changed it to “harvest”? I swear it’s fucking with me
March 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Can someone please tell me why my phone corrected “haven’t” to “havent” and when I clicked on it to switch it back to “haven’t” it changed it to “harvest”? I swear it’s fucking with me
Throwback to the time where I was having a mental breakdown and a guy asked me if sex would help and I said “only if you euthanize me afterwards”
March 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Throwback to the time where I was having a mental breakdown and a guy asked me if sex would help and I said “only if you euthanize me afterwards”
Why the fuck do I have 72 followers on Snapchat
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Why the fuck do I have 72 followers on Snapchat
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
March 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
man. Vent is really gone now 🥲
March 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
man. Vent is really gone now 🥲
oh no oh no oh no oh no
March 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
oh no oh no oh no oh no
I am but a dog trying to convince my owner (the universe) to give me a bite of its peanut butter chocolate chip bagel (bad decisions) today
March 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I am but a dog trying to convince my owner (the universe) to give me a bite of its peanut butter chocolate chip bagel (bad decisions) today
hey quick question, do you think we as a society could like…stop making jokes about child molestation?? pls? thanks
March 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
hey quick question, do you think we as a society could like…stop making jokes about child molestation?? pls? thanks
Help I signed up for tinder while in a small town and I keep reading “farmboy” as “femboy”. Where are all the hardworking femboys, damn it?!?
March 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Help I signed up for tinder while in a small town and I keep reading “farmboy” as “femboy”. Where are all the hardworking femboys, damn it?!?
Misophonia is the stupidest fucking disorder to have. What do you mean sounds make me want to die? Why? WHY?
March 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Misophonia is the stupidest fucking disorder to have. What do you mean sounds make me want to die? Why? WHY?
Very intelligently cut my own hair again today. It…did not go well
March 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Very intelligently cut my own hair again today. It…did not go well
does egge space just…not load for anyone else? I’ve tried deleting/reinstalling it like 50 times and it still won’t work 😢
March 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
does egge space just…not load for anyone else? I’ve tried deleting/reinstalling it like 50 times and it still won’t work 😢
Is anyone else’s egge space app not loading? Redownloading it used to work but now it’s still not loading 😢
March 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is anyone else’s egge space app not loading? Redownloading it used to work but now it’s still not loading 😢
I got blocked by my first person here!!! Amazing
March 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I got blocked by my first person here!!! Amazing
Nothing quite like being woken up at 4am by the fire alarm being pulled 🤩😭
March 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Nothing quite like being woken up at 4am by the fire alarm being pulled 🤩😭
Y’all. I keep having moments of like. Happiness? Contentment? Peace? Idk. It always makes me cry. I never thought I would feel like this again but it happened twice today? This is wild 😭💖
March 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Y’all. I keep having moments of like. Happiness? Contentment? Peace? Idk. It always makes me cry. I never thought I would feel like this again but it happened twice today? This is wild 😭💖