So the Spotify AI DJ robot man keeps calling me out on my excessive listening.. “you’ve listened to the equivalent of 47 days of Radiohead so far this year” and “you’re in the top 5% of Lady Gaga listeners!” and “you’ve been really into Steely Dan lately”

I feel like I’m being judged yo

I met a new bestie on a run this morning 😭

There’s a wren who built her nest near our house and now she has 5 eggs 🥹 I showed her how proud I was by giving her some raisins & now we’re BFFs 😭

Gurl will you ever forgive me for leaving social media

Here’s Felipe’s glamour shot as an apology tax

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20 mins ago 😭 So many more drones tonight, and they’re flying so low

what is going onnnn

Welp the drones are back here in NJ… a lot more this time. Like the sky is lit up, some people are mistaking them for fireworks 👀

So unnerving

To those of you following our drone saga in NJ, guuurrrrrl they’re everywhere again 🫠

I’m staying INDOORS

My one complaint about Thanksgiving is there isn’t enough cheese

I just saw Wicked and I have been slain 😭😭

I love when they cuddle 🥹

Last night my sister told me that I snuck 8 hot dogs into the movie theater when I was 10. I shoved them all in the front of my backpack and pretended it was empty when they checked my bag ☠️

I probably smelled delicious

Wait… is Bluesky actually… a positive space? Do I actually feel comfortable here so far?

GURL I’m *ready* for a new social media experience 💅