Lisandra Vazquez
@lisandravcomedy.bsky.social
🇵🇷 Comedian Based in Atlanta 💙🍉
this energy is making *a lot* more sense now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this energy is making *a lot* more sense now.
all the “but her emails” people are being *pretty silent* right now
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
all the “but her emails” people are being *pretty silent* right now
Actual footage Ghislaine Maxwell with her new arrangements.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Actual footage Ghislaine Maxwell with her new arrangements.
But yeah so sorry you feel that the girlie pops are too woke at work, New York Times.
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
But yeah so sorry you feel that the girlie pops are too woke at work, New York Times.
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
Brand new signage at the White House. Yay.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Brand new signage at the White House. Yay.
An abridged press briefing recap: the Democrats are at fault for everything bad and Donald Trump is to credit for everything good.
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
An abridged press briefing recap: the Democrats are at fault for everything bad and Donald Trump is to credit for everything good.
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
Not Karoline Leavitt telling federal employees that Trump cares about them missing a second paycheck and that democrats are taking away SNAP benefits while wearing an ugly $495 dress. (12,000 figure was MX pesos)
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Not Karoline Leavitt telling federal employees that Trump cares about them missing a second paycheck and that democrats are taking away SNAP benefits while wearing an ugly $495 dress. (12,000 figure was MX pesos)
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
*alexa: play “No One Mourns the Wicked”*
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*alexa: play “No One Mourns the Wicked”*
You need a specific algorithm and a high screen time to get this.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You need a specific algorithm and a high screen time to get this.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
November 3 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
November 3 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt
Another classy post by the White House media team.
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Another classy post by the White House media team.
Actual footage of Melania speaking with Kkkaroline.
Same song, different triangle.
Same song, different triangle.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Actual footage of Melania speaking with Kkkaroline.
Same song, different triangle.
Same song, different triangle.
Actual footage of Usha and Erikkka finding the turning point of their friendship.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Actual footage of Usha and Erikkka finding the turning point of their friendship.
When life gives you a goatee… you go for the holy trinity of @realdanielstern @badbunnypr & @lin_manuel
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
When life gives you a goatee… you go for the holy trinity of @realdanielstern @badbunnypr & @lin_manuel
Introducing: the people’s pop quiz with Isaiah Martin. Who should I have on the show next?
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Introducing: the people’s pop quiz with Isaiah Martin. Who should I have on the show next?
I accidentally became good at my job and it’s ruining my life.
Jkjk - I love how this work is evolving. I have literally the best job. Fighting is a lot of work but but I am grateful that through these platforms I’m able to connect with people to know that I’m not alone.
Jkjk - I love how this work is evolving. I have literally the best job. Fighting is a lot of work but but I am grateful that through these platforms I’m able to connect with people to know that I’m not alone.
October 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I accidentally became good at my job and it’s ruining my life.
Jkjk - I love how this work is evolving. I have literally the best job. Fighting is a lot of work but but I am grateful that through these platforms I’m able to connect with people to know that I’m not alone.
Jkjk - I love how this work is evolving. I have literally the best job. Fighting is a lot of work but but I am grateful that through these platforms I’m able to connect with people to know that I’m not alone.
you know things are bad when the only thing making you smile are the reports of successful non-violent heists.
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
you know things are bad when the only thing making you smile are the reports of successful non-violent heists.
Did I do this right? 🫶
October 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Did I do this right? 🫶
October 24th Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt
October 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
October 24th Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt
Looks like Stephen Miller gave grandpa caps lock privileges again.
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Looks like Stephen Miller gave grandpa caps lock privileges again.
October 23 Press Briefing recap part 1 (full recap will be up shortly)
This one breaks down the metaphor behind the look worn by the worst person you know’s favorite press secretary @karolineleavitt.
This one breaks down the metaphor behind the look worn by the worst person you know’s favorite press secretary @karolineleavitt.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
October 23 Press Briefing recap part 1 (full recap will be up shortly)
This one breaks down the metaphor behind the look worn by the worst person you know’s favorite press secretary @karolineleavitt.
This one breaks down the metaphor behind the look worn by the worst person you know’s favorite press secretary @karolineleavitt.
Haunted House, but make it MAGA. Actual footage.
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Haunted House, but make it MAGA. Actual footage.
October 22 Pre Press Briefing meeting with @karolineleavitt.
Actual footage.
Actual footage.
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
October 22 Pre Press Briefing meeting with @karolineleavitt.
Actual footage.
Actual footage.
Kristi Noem talks about the two private jets she just got with tax payer dollars.
October 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Kristi Noem talks about the two private jets she just got with tax payer dollars.
haunted house but it’s just Melania saying “Hooyah Navy”
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
haunted house but it’s just Melania saying “Hooyah Navy”