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And it’s white flour only. That multigrain stuff is too woke. Don’t even get me started on almonds identifying as flour, or the yeast that just wants everything to rise up, or the stevia wanting the same rights as sugar. White unleavened bread only, and for sure, nothing spicy or nutty.
To bake a delicious cake, you need a diverse group of individually differing contributions working together towards a common goal.
Otherwise, you just have a bowl of flour.
March 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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If your kid(s) get measles, understand that YOU did that to them.

YOU allowed your kid to get a disease that was preventable.

YOU put your kid's life in danger.

YOU are a shitty parent, because YOU are a stupid person.

Your kid deserves better than YOU!
March 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Already eliminated 100% of purchasing from scamazon, walmart, target, home despot, and numerous other businesses. Goods Unite Us, GUU app super helpful for purchasing decisions. Although this pyramid here is my roadmap for daily decision making
February 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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I wonder why Elon doesn't want the Government collecting data on fatal vehicle accidents. 🤔

They should sell these things with a free shovel.

futurism.com/the-byte/cyb...
The Cybertruck Appears to Be More Deadly Than the Infamous Ford Pinto, According to a New Analysis
A new analysis suggests that the Cybertruck might lead to 17 times more fatalities than the infamous Ford Pinto.
futurism.com
February 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Word of the Day: GLISK (Shetlandic) - a glimpse of sun through the cloud; metaphorically, a ray of hope in dark times.
February 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Jimmy Carter won a posthumous Grammy in the category of spoken word album for “Last Sundays in Plains: A Centennial Celebration.” The win comes a little over a month after the former president’s death, and is his fourth Grammy award.
Jimmy Carter wins a posthumous Grammy.
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Here is a picture from Longboat Key on the Gulf of Mexico. It will always be The Gulf of Mexico no matter what some orange idiot wants to call it. Keep saying it: Gulf of Mexico.
January 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Scientifically, the bullshit never went away.
Trump claims "We're bringing religion back in this country," just days after raging at a Bishop of the church for having the common decency to quote Jesus when she asked him to "have mercy."

You can't make this stuff up.
January 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM