Liron Kopinsky
@lironkopinsky.bsky.social
Puns, Programming, Parenting, Parshanut, Pseudo-Pancreas
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💬 DMs open: How can I help you?
If Goalkeepers prevent goals
what do Peacekeepers do?
what do Peacekeepers do?
December 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
If Goalkeepers prevent goals
what do Peacekeepers do?
what do Peacekeepers do?
Shavua Tov
May this week bring safety to all goodhearted people.
May this week bring safety to all goodhearted people.
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Shavua Tov
May this week bring safety to all goodhearted people.
May this week bring safety to all goodhearted people.
Talmid: Rebbe, is there a source for believing whistleblowers?
Rabbi: Aide Echad Ne'eman b'Issurin.
Rabbi: Aide Echad Ne'eman b'Issurin.
December 2, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Talmid: Rebbe, is there a source for believing whistleblowers?
Rabbi: Aide Echad Ne'eman b'Issurin.
Rabbi: Aide Echad Ne'eman b'Issurin.
I think Canada has a much bigger responsibility to help stabilize the Middle East considering all the chaos they sowed in the region during the Ottowan Empire.
December 2, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I think Canada has a much bigger responsibility to help stabilize the Middle East considering all the chaos they sowed in the region during the Ottowan Empire.
Shabbat Shalom Everyone
November 29, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Shabbat Shalom Everyone
Shavua Tov
May this week be a week of clarity.
May this week be a week of clarity.
November 23, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Shavua Tov
May this week be a week of clarity.
May this week be a week of clarity.
Shabbat Shalom
November 22, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Shabbat Shalom
May everyone be blessed with a Shabbat Shalom
February 2, 2024 at 1:16 PM
May everyone be blessed with a Shabbat Shalom
Some lessons from Parshat Shemot:
1. Don't stand by if you see people hurting
2. Notice your surroundings. They might be a message from God.
3. Don't procrastinate a good deed
4. Be happy for the successes of others
5. Things don't always go smoothly. But it's part of Hashem's plan.
1. Don't stand by if you see people hurting
2. Notice your surroundings. They might be a message from God.
3. Don't procrastinate a good deed
4. Be happy for the successes of others
5. Things don't always go smoothly. But it's part of Hashem's plan.
January 7, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Some lessons from Parshat Shemot:
1. Don't stand by if you see people hurting
2. Notice your surroundings. They might be a message from God.
3. Don't procrastinate a good deed
4. Be happy for the successes of others
5. Things don't always go smoothly. But it's part of Hashem's plan.
1. Don't stand by if you see people hurting
2. Notice your surroundings. They might be a message from God.
3. Don't procrastinate a good deed
4. Be happy for the successes of others
5. Things don't always go smoothly. But it's part of Hashem's plan.
יְהִי שָׁלוֹם בְּחֵילֵךְ שַׁלְוָה בְּאַרְמְנוֹתָיִךְ.
לְמַעַן אַחַי וְרֵעָי אֲדַבְּרָה נָּא שָׁלוֹם בָּךְ.
לְמַעַן בֵּית ה׳ אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ אֲבַקְשָׁה טוֹב לָךְ.
ה׳ עֹז לְעַמּוֹ יִתֵּן
ה׳ יְבָרֵךְ אֶת עַמּוֹ בַשָּׁלוֹם.
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לְמַעַן אַחַי וְרֵעָי אֲדַבְּרָה נָּא שָׁלוֹם בָּךְ.
לְמַעַן בֵּית ה׳ אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ אֲבַקְשָׁה טוֹב לָךְ.
ה׳ עֹז לְעַמּוֹ יִתֵּן
ה׳ יְבָרֵךְ אֶת עַמּוֹ בַשָּׁלוֹם.
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December 29, 2023 at 1:01 PM
יְהִי שָׁלוֹם בְּחֵילֵךְ שַׁלְוָה בְּאַרְמְנוֹתָיִךְ.
לְמַעַן אַחַי וְרֵעָי אֲדַבְּרָה נָּא שָׁלוֹם בָּךְ.
לְמַעַן בֵּית ה׳ אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ אֲבַקְשָׁה טוֹב לָךְ.
ה׳ עֹז לְעַמּוֹ יִתֵּן
ה׳ יְבָרֵךְ אֶת עַמּוֹ בַשָּׁלוֹם.
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לְמַעַן אַחַי וְרֵעָי אֲדַבְּרָה נָּא שָׁלוֹם בָּךְ.
לְמַעַן בֵּית ה׳ אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ אֲבַקְשָׁה טוֹב לָךְ.
ה׳ עֹז לְעַמּוֹ יִתֵּן
ה׳ יְבָרֵךְ אֶת עַמּוֹ בַשָּׁלוֹם.
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וְהָאָרֶץ הָיְתָה תֹהוּ וָבֹהוּ
וְחֹשֶׁךְ עַל־פְּנֵי תְהוֹם
וְחֹשֶׁךְ עַל־פְּנֵי תְהוֹם
October 8, 2023 at 5:20 AM
וְהָאָרֶץ הָיְתָה תֹהוּ וָבֹהוּ
וְחֹשֶׁךְ עַל־פְּנֵי תְהוֹם
וְחֹשֶׁךְ עַל־פְּנֵי תְהוֹם
שׁוֹמֵר יִשְׂרָאֵל
שְׁמֹר שְׁאֵרִית יִשְׂרָאֵל
וְאַל יֹאבַד יִשְׂרָאֵל
הָאוֹמְרִים: שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל
שְׁמֹר שְׁאֵרִית יִשְׂרָאֵל
וְאַל יֹאבַד יִשְׂרָאֵל
הָאוֹמְרִים: שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל
October 7, 2023 at 4:58 PM
שׁוֹמֵר יִשְׂרָאֵל
שְׁמֹר שְׁאֵרִית יִשְׂרָאֵל
וְאַל יֹאבַד יִשְׂרָאֵל
הָאוֹמְרִים: שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל
שְׁמֹר שְׁאֵרִית יִשְׂרָאֵל
וְאַל יֹאבַד יִשְׂרָאֵל
הָאוֹמְרִים: שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל
Don't you hate it when you accidentally cc the entire country?
October 5, 2023 at 5:53 AM
Don't you hate it when you accidentally cc the entire country?
You shook your Lulav, sure.
But did you allow your Lulav to shake you?
But did you allow your Lulav to shake you?
October 3, 2023 at 7:33 PM
You shook your Lulav, sure.
But did you allow your Lulav to shake you?
But did you allow your Lulav to shake you?
A seasonal pop-up deli called Sukkah A'Rye.
October 2, 2023 at 6:55 AM
A seasonal pop-up deli called Sukkah A'Rye.
Sir, that's my emotional support etrog!
October 1, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Sir, that's my emotional support etrog!
חג שמח
Wishing everyone a joy filled sukkot!
Wishing everyone a joy filled sukkot!
September 29, 2023 at 3:09 PM
חג שמח
Wishing everyone a joy filled sukkot!
Wishing everyone a joy filled sukkot!
Omg!!!!
My Teimani Etrog just arrived!!!
My Teimani Etrog just arrived!!!
September 28, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Omg!!!!
My Teimani Etrog just arrived!!!
My Teimani Etrog just arrived!!!
I like my Lulav like James Bond likes his martinis.
September 28, 2023 at 5:00 AM
I like my Lulav like James Bond likes his martinis.
"If you build it, they* will come."
*Ushpizin
*Ushpizin
September 27, 2023 at 11:52 AM
"If you build it, they* will come."
*Ushpizin
*Ushpizin
Repeat after me:
I don't agree with you, but I respect you.
I don't agree with you, but I respect you.
September 26, 2023 at 8:05 AM
Repeat after me:
I don't agree with you, but I respect you.
I don't agree with you, but I respect you.
Yom Kippur is a mikva.
Fo the day to have a purifying impact, you have to have at least 1 moment during the day where you let go of everything & immerse yourself.
Take down all your barriers; your chatzitzot.
Let go of all your sins; your sheratzim.
And let YK wash over you.
Fo the day to have a purifying impact, you have to have at least 1 moment during the day where you let go of everything & immerse yourself.
Take down all your barriers; your chatzitzot.
Let go of all your sins; your sheratzim.
And let YK wash over you.
September 24, 2023 at 12:24 PM
Yom Kippur is a mikva.
Fo the day to have a purifying impact, you have to have at least 1 moment during the day where you let go of everything & immerse yourself.
Take down all your barriers; your chatzitzot.
Let go of all your sins; your sheratzim.
And let YK wash over you.
Fo the day to have a purifying impact, you have to have at least 1 moment during the day where you let go of everything & immerse yourself.
Take down all your barriers; your chatzitzot.
Let go of all your sins; your sheratzim.
And let YK wash over you.
I forgive myself
September 24, 2023 at 12:24 PM
I forgive myself
WhY ArE tHeRe ThInGs On SuRfACeS!?!?!?!? NO!!!!!
- My Almost Two Year Old
- My Almost Two Year Old
September 22, 2023 at 7:52 AM
WhY ArE tHeRe ThInGs On SuRfACeS!?!?!?!? NO!!!!!
- My Almost Two Year Old
- My Almost Two Year Old
Please accept my MOST SINCERE apologies
September 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Please accept my MOST SINCERE apologies