Doglips
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Doglips
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It rocks that the search function in google messages just straight up doesn't work at all. I can search for a text I know I sent, verbatim, and it turns up nothing
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The straw that broke the camel's toe
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The latch of a road case just claimed my favorite pair of work pants. Huge hole right next to the crotch. RIP little buddy, thanks for your years of service
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ah yes, 3 in the afternoon: time for the sun to begin setting
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
jack anton off? sounds nice for him, but i'm not interested
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just saw David Byrne biking around downtown Minneapolis, what a day
November 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Rest in piss, Dick
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
That ad for arbys steak nuggets is one of the most viscerally disgusting things I've seen in a while
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The guy next to me at the piss trough was watching tiktok. Let your mind be still, brother, if only for a moment
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
damn I wish there was a superior light beer I could try, I'm stuck drinking all this inferior shit
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
lmao just heard someone pronounce "vagaries" like "vagina"
October 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
MY habits and lifestyle choices catching up with ME? Not bloody likely
October 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Honey Labubu. Is this anything? Has anyone done this yet?
September 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Happy hours are a form of surge pricing
September 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I feel like only spending is called "profligate." We should call more things "profligate"
September 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Perfect karmic balance today. I was rude to one woman (gave her the finger for almost hitting me with her car), but polite to another (gave her directions to the airport).
September 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Go ahead, hit the "I can do it!" button
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am absolutely gone off that loud
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just had a neck crack so good I went "wahoo!" like mario
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm so fucking fed up with middle aged, thumb-headed white men in luxury cars driving like fucking twats! Enough!! Almost got t-boned by a guy who blew a stop sign today and HE honked at ME
August 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There is a type of man who wears his inability to cook as a badge of pride and I just gotta say, that man is a dumbass
August 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me? Oh, you know, havin sex and cashin checks
August 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
just saw a guy drive by drinking a miller lite lol
July 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM