bringing a bottle of Malort to planet fitness and setting off the lunk alarm
September 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
bringing a bottle of Malort to planet fitness and setting off the lunk alarm
Playing with her bush like I'm rengar🐆
March 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Playing with her bush like I'm rengar🐆
Going to start a cult in flint michigan to turn the water into wine
drank beers with a pure heart and no karmic debt last night, woke up drunk but no hangover. I am God's next chosen apostle
March 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Going to start a cult in flint michigan to turn the water into wine
drank beers with a pure heart and no karmic debt last night, woke up drunk but no hangover. I am God's next chosen apostle
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
drank beers with a pure heart and no karmic debt last night, woke up drunk but no hangover. I am God's next chosen apostle
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If she wouldn’t hit the second tower for you that ain’t yo girl
March 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If she wouldn’t hit the second tower for you that ain’t yo girl
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Is there really any difference between shoegaze and shoenice
March 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Is there really any difference between shoegaze and shoenice
Posing like Willem defoe at the stinkiest bar I've ever been to
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Posing like Willem defoe at the stinkiest bar I've ever been to
I'd like to apologize to all the single moms that I've texted 'im ready to be a father'
March 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'd like to apologize to all the single moms that I've texted 'im ready to be a father'
Pressing post on the blue sky post with the same brevity of the red button that would start world war 3
March 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Pressing post on the blue sky post with the same brevity of the red button that would start world war 3
I want to lick the bean (the chicago bean) and contract a disease even God doesn't know about
March 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I want to lick the bean (the chicago bean) and contract a disease even God doesn't know about
Every time a p-diddy song is played, someone's dog gets exploded
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Every time a p-diddy song is played, someone's dog gets exploded
Watching an alt woman turn into a corpo is like watching every feather fall from an angels back
March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Watching an alt woman turn into a corpo is like watching every feather fall from an angels back
Trauma dumping on my homie's chest nasty style
March 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Trauma dumping on my homie's chest nasty style
At the metal show straight up farting👍
March 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
At the metal show straight up farting👍
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Booty is in the eye of the beholder
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Booty is in the eye of the beholder
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Shawty in the club watching bluechew ads
March 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shawty in the club watching bluechew ads
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When your ai girlfriend doesnt even do anything for your Reddit cake day 😭😭😭
March 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When your ai girlfriend doesnt even do anything for your Reddit cake day 😭😭😭
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For sale: Clown shoes. Never worn.
March 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Talk to 'em unc🗣️🗣️
Women will tie you down but the homies will tie you up☝️😤
February 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Talk to 'em unc🗣️🗣️
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Tonight imma let the candy crush talk
January 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tonight imma let the candy crush talk
My current autistic hyperfixation is unwashed girlbutt
January 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My current autistic hyperfixation is unwashed girlbutt