Congratulations to Ubisoft for literally remaking Ghost of Tsushima and making AC Shadows mean absolutely nothing to the Assassin's Creed lore.

Congratulations to the crusty old men and women in the Supreme Court who have decided that trans women deserve to slink back into the closet and live in fear. You've done brilliant work today ostracizing a portion of the population👍

It's a bad time to be Drake right now...

Man watching America really is like watching a satirical cartoon on Adult Swim

Thank you Jeff Fowler and Keanu Reeves and everyone that made Sonic 3 the absolute masterpiece that it is, I will never be the same after seeing my childhood game reimagined on the big screen😭😭

Sleep Token were incredible last night, I genuinely don't think it could've been better they smashed it

So I've been off sick for a few weeks and my job has paid me a grand total of £20 sick pay! Yeah sure that'll let me survive the month👍

Sometimes I complete tasks and give an invisible camera a thumbs up like sonic the hedgehog

Finally I can look at a timeline and not want to die!