Lindseynrobins
@lindseynrobins.bsky.social
Notorious PRL (Pot Roast Lover)
Workshopping some jokes in case I go the Midge Maisel route post-divorce and become a comedian. Starting with, “I often catch myself thinking, ‘I can’t wait until this greasy orange thing is out of my house,’ in reference to both the president and my ex’s cat.”
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Workshopping some jokes in case I go the Midge Maisel route post-divorce and become a comedian. Starting with, “I often catch myself thinking, ‘I can’t wait until this greasy orange thing is out of my house,’ in reference to both the president and my ex’s cat.”
What, and I can’t stress this enough, THE FUCK are we doing.
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What, and I can’t stress this enough, THE FUCK are we doing.
I’m in an abusive relationship with the Domino’s on Taylorsville.
January 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m in an abusive relationship with the Domino’s on Taylorsville.
The only reason I would want to see Hulk Hogan is because I’m watching Muppets From Space.
January 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The only reason I would want to see Hulk Hogan is because I’m watching Muppets From Space.
The cats are really enjoying the spoils of Christmas: they’re high af on catnip and watching the automatic litter box.
January 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The cats are really enjoying the spoils of Christmas: they’re high af on catnip and watching the automatic litter box.
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In other news, water is wet.
When the mask mandate was lifted from Mass General Brigham in May '23, hospital transmission of resp virus went up. When the mandate was re-instituted in Jan '24, infection rates went down. www.news-medical.net/news/2024052...
Study confirms face masks' effectiveness in reducing disease transmission, calls for improved public understanding
Researchers reviewed the benefits, practicalities, and harms of masks and masking, finding that masks are effective in reducing respiratory disease transmission despite some adverse effects, and empha...
www.news-medical.net
November 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
In other news, water is wet.
I’m beginning to believe that I attract spiders.
November 23, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I’m beginning to believe that I attract spiders.
Christening this app with one of the more embarrassing things that has happened to me: at some point during this hell week, a spider bit me. I did not have time to go anywhere so I decided to do telehealth through my insurance. However, the closest thing I could pick to be called about was “rash.”
November 14, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Christening this app with one of the more embarrassing things that has happened to me: at some point during this hell week, a spider bit me. I did not have time to go anywhere so I decided to do telehealth through my insurance. However, the closest thing I could pick to be called about was “rash.”