Lindsay
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The folks in the coffee shop across the street from my house consistently greet me with, "Hey Lindsay!" and I think that's all I've wanted in life.
May 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The folks in the coffee shop across the street from my house consistently greet me with, "Hey Lindsay!" and I think that's all I've wanted in life.
The final Cadbury Egg has been eaten.
April 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The final Cadbury Egg has been eaten.
I know the world's in a weird place right now because my dishwasher died and shopping for new ones I was like, oh, they're so cheap. That's only like 3 trips to the grocery store.
April 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I know the world's in a weird place right now because my dishwasher died and shopping for new ones I was like, oh, they're so cheap. That's only like 3 trips to the grocery store.
We complain but we don't stop to admire the confidence of the person who just microwaved shrimp in the breakroom.
April 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We complain but we don't stop to admire the confidence of the person who just microwaved shrimp in the breakroom.
The up all night listening to tornado sirens tired is just now hitting y'all.
April 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The up all night listening to tornado sirens tired is just now hitting y'all.
My favorite night weather is thunderstorm. My least favorite night weather is tornado. This is a difficult intersection of preferences.
April 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My favorite night weather is thunderstorm. My least favorite night weather is tornado. This is a difficult intersection of preferences.
I spent the better part of this day thinking it was April.
March 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I spent the better part of this day thinking it was April.
Fresh flowers were left on my neighbors' doormat three days ago and they're still there. At the most is this a murder mystery situation now? At the least is it creepy if I go water them?
March 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fresh flowers were left on my neighbors' doormat three days ago and they're still there. At the most is this a murder mystery situation now? At the least is it creepy if I go water them?
The seasonal sweet treat transition from Girl Scout Cookies into Cadbury Eggs is unmatched
March 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The seasonal sweet treat transition from Girl Scout Cookies into Cadbury Eggs is unmatched
Hushpuppies (the food): Underrated
March 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hushpuppies (the food): Underrated
I love Cookout but why does their drive thru speaker sound like a tin can wired to a transistor radio
March 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I love Cookout but why does their drive thru speaker sound like a tin can wired to a transistor radio
Southwest's announcement about charging for bags is the final confirmation that we all died during covid and this is hell.
March 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Southwest's announcement about charging for bags is the final confirmation that we all died during covid and this is hell.
Every time I buy gas or eggs I'm venmoing a Trump voting member of my family for $5.
February 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Every time I buy gas or eggs I'm venmoing a Trump voting member of my family for $5.
Why did Monte Cristos disappear from menus everywhere and how do we bring them back?
January 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Why did Monte Cristos disappear from menus everywhere and how do we bring them back?
I have already lived three lives this January and there's still a week left.
January 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have already lived three lives this January and there's still a week left.
Making breakfast on the last day of vacation in a rental unit looks more like an episode of Chopped. OK contestants this round of ingredients includes: half a bag of Buckees garlic jerky, 5 Oreos, a handful of ketchup packets, and a suspiciously soft lime.
January 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Making breakfast on the last day of vacation in a rental unit looks more like an episode of Chopped. OK contestants this round of ingredients includes: half a bag of Buckees garlic jerky, 5 Oreos, a handful of ketchup packets, and a suspiciously soft lime.
All these years later the main thing I've brought forward with me from the Covid times is to never buy sweatpants without pockets.
January 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
All these years later the main thing I've brought forward with me from the Covid times is to never buy sweatpants without pockets.
Is there anything worse than finally deciding on a restaurant and then finding out only once you've walked in that they're doing trivia?
January 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is there anything worse than finally deciding on a restaurant and then finding out only once you've walked in that they're doing trivia?
I have eaten twice and napped once and it's not even 1pm yet. I am winning at Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I have eaten twice and napped once and it's not even 1pm yet. I am winning at Christmas.
"Who even goes to Target on Christmas Eve?" I ask myself as I run out to get a couple of necessary things.
Everyone. The answer is everyone.
Everyone. The answer is everyone.
December 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
"Who even goes to Target on Christmas Eve?" I ask myself as I run out to get a couple of necessary things.
Everyone. The answer is everyone.
Everyone. The answer is everyone.
A lovely lady with a British accent just handed me a $10 off coupon she couldn't use at checkout at Kroger. The world will be OK if we don't forget to take care of each other.
December 14, 2024 at 12:41 AM
A lovely lady with a British accent just handed me a $10 off coupon she couldn't use at checkout at Kroger. The world will be OK if we don't forget to take care of each other.
This Mapco unplugged their ATM to plug in their Christmas lights and if that's not the best example of the true meaning of Christmas I don't know what is.
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
This Mapco unplugged their ATM to plug in their Christmas lights and if that's not the best example of the true meaning of Christmas I don't know what is.
How is every single new business a vape shop?
December 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
How is every single new business a vape shop?
Listening to the sound of heavy rain under a blanket in a dark room with only the Christmas tree lights glowing is an unmatched kind of deep meditation.
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Listening to the sound of heavy rain under a blanket in a dark room with only the Christmas tree lights glowing is an unmatched kind of deep meditation.