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CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL.
A French 75 hate to see me coming 😂
December 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
A French 75 hate to see me coming 😂
What is it about a coke from McDonald’s after a night out that brings you back to life?
December 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
What is it about a coke from McDonald’s after a night out that brings you back to life?
I’ve had a devastating fear confirmed today. I’m allergic to onions 😭
December 8, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I’ve had a devastating fear confirmed today. I’m allergic to onions 😭
Went out last night and I’m scared to sit up. Don’t know if it’s gonna trigger a hangover headache. 😂
December 7, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Went out last night and I’m scared to sit up. Don’t know if it’s gonna trigger a hangover headache. 😂
Being the cake person for someone’s birthday is beyond stressful. I’m so clumsy. Got the cake in my house. Just need to get it to the restaurant tomorrow. 😂
December 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Being the cake person for someone’s birthday is beyond stressful. I’m so clumsy. Got the cake in my house. Just need to get it to the restaurant tomorrow. 😂
I’m not allowed to buy another damn pair of sneakers until I wear some. I have shoes that have been sitting in my closet for YEARS I’ve never worn.
December 2, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I’m not allowed to buy another damn pair of sneakers until I wear some. I have shoes that have been sitting in my closet for YEARS I’ve never worn.
Happy Turkey Day y’all!
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Happy Turkey Day y’all!
One of the worst things about getting older is heartburn. That shit is unbearable.
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
One of the worst things about getting older is heartburn. That shit is unbearable.
The story of that woman who kept putting inappropriate OOO messages blows my mind because what a crazy hill for her to die on 😂😭😭
November 23, 2024 at 11:43 PM
The story of that woman who kept putting inappropriate OOO messages blows my mind because what a crazy hill for her to die on 😂😭😭
When will we all finally admit pedicures are not relaxing? They are simply a means to an end 😂
November 23, 2024 at 6:41 PM
When will we all finally admit pedicures are not relaxing? They are simply a means to an end 😂
Someone keeps passing gas on my flight and it’s incredibly upsetting
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Someone keeps passing gas on my flight and it’s incredibly upsetting
I’ve never understood cheating. Never in my life have I been so horny or drunk I’d cheat on a partner. If I’m in either of those states, the only person I’d be thinking about was the partner. Not some random person I just met or someone that’s been consistently trying to get with me.
November 18, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I’ve never understood cheating. Never in my life have I been so horny or drunk I’d cheat on a partner. If I’m in either of those states, the only person I’d be thinking about was the partner. Not some random person I just met or someone that’s been consistently trying to get with me.
The positive of cold weather is getting to put that shit on and layer comfortably
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The positive of cold weather is getting to put that shit on and layer comfortably
Going to Minneapolis tomorrow for a conference this week and it’ll be highs in the mid-30s and lows in the mid-20s. I legit don’t know the last time I experienced weather that cold.
November 18, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Going to Minneapolis tomorrow for a conference this week and it’ll be highs in the mid-30s and lows in the mid-20s. I legit don’t know the last time I experienced weather that cold.
Had a time last NIGHT. Wow. 😂
November 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Had a time last NIGHT. Wow. 😂
Every damn Friday I’m working past 5 and that doesn’t sit well in my spirit.
November 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Every damn Friday I’m working past 5 and that doesn’t sit well in my spirit.
How y’all don’t change your smoke detector battery? The beeping would drive me insane.
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
How y’all don’t change your smoke detector battery? The beeping would drive me insane.
This feels weird…but kinda cool? Very nostalgic.
November 14, 2024 at 3:49 AM
This feels weird…but kinda cool? Very nostalgic.