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lilly
@lillyypaddle.bsky.social
bridge type engineer. cat enjoyer. consumer of content.
i don’t think butch hartman realized the influence of having mpreg be cannon in a cartoon universe
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
they asked me a prompt of “where would you rather be right now” and i said “home”
i’m at an improv show at its… rough…
January 25, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i’m at an improv show at its… rough…
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
scrambled pancakes
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i’m so brainrotted that i had to suppress a laugh when the lady in front of me order “6 everything bagels, 7 plain bagels”
January 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
JONATHAN JACOBO
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 PM
@halfmoonjoe.com can your recreate this in acnh
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
my boyfriend bought me this licensed shirt from my alma mater that is apparently collabing with peanuts??? and also as someone who was in the marching band it is just so perfect!!!
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
hi my name is lilly and my special talent is that i can make a convincing groan tube noise
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 PM
fall in love agayn and agayn
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
when i make sketches to myself at work to figure out bridge quantities i feel like steve from blues clues
a person is writing on a yellow notepad with a green marker
Alt: a person is writing on a yellow notepad with a green marker
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i just got the most gorgeous pair of sunglasses at the newest drop for this small business!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 AM
does anyone know if @halfmoonjoe.com takes suggestions for tiktok/instagram reels? I have something i’d die to see for a desperate housewives tiktok
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
homemade spicy cheddar jalapeño cream cheese on everything bagel
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
so you’re telling me i have four days to completely redesign my new island so that joe can come to it…. right…. right…
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
i always forget i have a GIANT birthmark covering my arm until i catch people staring at it and im like. oh yeah. that thing. don’t worry about that!!!! i’m not contagious i swear!!!! unless you’re a dick then yes i am contagious you should stay away from me!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
somehow my coworker heated up the most fragrant chicken noodle soup and it’s making me nauseous :(
January 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
just saw the best cover of internet girl as a commercial for an injury lawyer 😂
January 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
oh my god someone in chat compared joes island to gary indiana IM CRYING
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
we all talkin about 2016, BUT i would like to throw my hat in the ring for 2017.

presenting: my fuckboy era
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
my boy had finally arrived! 🥹 what should i name him??
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
the toaster just scared the shit out of my cats
January 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
in college, i helped one of my besties out by modeling for her art class where she had to recreate a historic painting. so, here is me as the lady with the ermine! (and yes, the ferret was hers and was so cute!!!)
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
tried starting up a joe video and this intro starting playing??? is my tv hacked????
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
guys… just released my favorite kpop group (EXO) is releasing an album in like four days!!! i’ve been starving!!! it’s been like three years!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM