Andrew
@lilgreenrosetta.bsky.social
🌪️☀️🔋🔌 analyst in 🏴
Unashamed nerd, owner of too many instruments, and in my grandad era.
(he/him)
No unsolicited DMs, please.
Unashamed nerd, owner of too many instruments, and in my grandad era.
(he/him)
No unsolicited DMs, please.
CATHERINE O'HARA NO 😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 PM
CATHERINE O'HARA NO 😭
I got a copy of my MRI scan and saw a big button that said "3D model". I now know what I'd look like as a Roman bust
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I got a copy of my MRI scan and saw a big button that said "3D model". I now know what I'd look like as a Roman bust
2016? Look at this poor soul getting ready to go to his awful first job.
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
2016? Look at this poor soul getting ready to go to his awful first job.
I'm in a meeting and this guy has to turned his vocal fry up to 200%. I can't cope 😵💫🤢
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I'm in a meeting and this guy has to turned his vocal fry up to 200%. I can't cope 😵💫🤢
Me too, connections, me too.
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Me too, connections, me too.
Yeah mate, can I pay by Carlos?
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Yeah mate, can I pay by Carlos?
I'm going to be an uncle!!! A buncle? A demi-guncle??
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I'm going to be an uncle!!! A buncle? A demi-guncle??
Happy holidays people trapped in my phone
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy holidays people trapped in my phone
I wonder if [REDACTED] is in 🤔 shall I go shout at him for ruining my name?
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I wonder if [REDACTED] is in 🤔 shall I go shout at him for ruining my name?
I was supposed to be on jury service today. No day off for me 😭
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I was supposed to be on jury service today. No day off for me 😭
Manifesting a Piastri win 🫣🫣🫣
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Manifesting a Piastri win 🫣🫣🫣
So, saunas are neat 👀
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So, saunas are neat 👀
I may like green. Plus, it's the return of the grandad jumper!
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I may like green. Plus, it's the return of the grandad jumper!
Work are bringing in timesheets next year 🤬🤬🤬
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Work are bringing in timesheets next year 🤬🤬🤬
It continues 🫠
Oh no. I'm re-entering my whore era.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It continues 🫠
Oh no. I'm re-entering my whore era.
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh no. I'm re-entering my whore era.
Sign me up for the pudding of immense pain
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sign me up for the pudding of immense pain
@nachochip.bsky.social my precious baby 🥹🥹🥹
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@nachochip.bsky.social my precious baby 🥹🥹🥹
BREAKING NEWS: Man crosses road
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Man crosses road
Now let's see how quickly I can embarrass myself here.
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Now let's see how quickly I can embarrass myself here.