Jack Thomas
@lilch0mp.bsky.social
Just spelled racquetball correctly on my fisrt try. If you need to reach me I’ll be hat shoopping for sizes big enough to fit my maszive craneum.
March 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just spelled racquetball correctly on my fisrt try. If you need to reach me I’ll be hat shoopping for sizes big enough to fit my maszive craneum.
I do t wanna be buried. Or cremated. When I die I wanna be emulsified. Let me live on as aioli.
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I do t wanna be buried. Or cremated. When I die I wanna be emulsified. Let me live on as aioli.
Am I crazy or was that a booger/coke crumb?
March 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Am I crazy or was that a booger/coke crumb?
bisexuals:
can u smell my septum right now?
can u smell my septum right now?
March 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
bisexuals:
can u smell my septum right now?
can u smell my septum right now?
My guy had to try out a couple different tactics
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My guy had to try out a couple different tactics
Just got offstage at SF Punchline and the comic after me was Ali Wong
January 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Just got offstage at SF Punchline and the comic after me was Ali Wong
Buying the stuff to make the long form YouTube content is really great until it arrives and then I have to make long form YouTube content
January 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Buying the stuff to make the long form YouTube content is really great until it arrives and then I have to make long form YouTube content
I better see some of y’all here in the next couple minutes!!! If not it’s ok!!!!! NBD just disappointed in u<3333
January 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I better see some of y’all here in the next couple minutes!!! If not it’s ok!!!!! NBD just disappointed in u<3333
Am I delusional for feeling like the Luigi guy they found is a plant or a frame job? It just seems all too perfect of an arrest? He escaped pretty scott free and then just keeps the weapon and other proof on his person at all times??? Idk ignore me lol
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Am I delusional for feeling like the Luigi guy they found is a plant or a frame job? It just seems all too perfect of an arrest? He escaped pretty scott free and then just keeps the weapon and other proof on his person at all times??? Idk ignore me lol
Me on jeopardy: what is…going on
December 7, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Me on jeopardy: what is…going on
If Ross ran after Rachel in todays airports he would be barred from air travel and possibly shot
December 7, 2024 at 11:07 PM
If Ross ran after Rachel in todays airports he would be barred from air travel and possibly shot
Who are we following in here??
December 7, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Who are we following in here??
I graduated from acting school that’s why I’m able to disappear into a character
December 7, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I graduated from acting school that’s why I’m able to disappear into a character
Bluesky has such an opportunity now that the TikTok ban is moving forward to like FIX the TikTok/reels format
December 7, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Bluesky has such an opportunity now that the TikTok ban is moving forward to like FIX the TikTok/reels format
Hypothetically if I were to have purple would that mean that I then, in turn, have grapes?
December 7, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Hypothetically if I were to have purple would that mean that I then, in turn, have grapes?
Small town stand up comedy:
“Anyway… y’all know Steven?”
“Anyway… y’all know Steven?”
December 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Small town stand up comedy:
“Anyway… y’all know Steven?”
“Anyway… y’all know Steven?”
Can you post videos on here???
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Can you post videos on here???
Put the lime in the coconut and nobody gets hurt
November 26, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Put the lime in the coconut and nobody gets hurt