*setup*
*punchline*
*laughter*
(This post was made in front of a live studio audience)

I really really really really really really really really hate the Dung Defender.

*hears fireworks outside*
Oh look, the Hawks won. (I don't watch football, I just like birds. And live in Washington.)

Me building my house in TOTK: Okay, I'm happy with how it looks, I've spent 5 hours making sure it's functional, fashionable, and the peak of architecture.

*sees open wall*

Me: Uuuuuggghhhh...

Ellis from L4D2 is the funniest character in zombie media because why do his stories go from "My buddy Keith and I lit fireworks and it went so wrong" to "I ever tell y'all 'bout the time my buddy Keith got bombed by the government"

Clearing the Sable Outposts in the Spider-Punk outfit makes me wish for a Spider-Punk game

I HATE THE RAINNNN AAAAA!!!!

*SPOILERS FOR TOTK SIDE QUEST*

I'm making a monster display at Tarry Town and I need an idea for something to put on the small hill on the left. I'm going with a "Ganon and his army" look and would love some ideas. Nothing too big, like a Gleeok, just something moderately big enough.

Oopsie poopsie, forgot that social media means posting stuff, oopsie poopsie

So like is it time for us to admit that Sonic Spinball is peak or..?

I always try to stay away from politics when I post things, but this is something I just need to voice my opinion on...

A billion lions have no chance of beating one of every Pokémon.

The backseat of cars need those mirrors the front seats get so the sun can stop blinding me.

New app who dis