JT
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Takin’ a beat and lookin’ at some dicks
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Takin’ a beat and lookin’ at some dicks
Whirlwind tour where I get to see lots of my friends and we get to touch and love on each other? Maybe as some sort of alternate to Thanksgiving? I could be convinced.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Whirlwind tour where I get to see lots of my friends and we get to touch and love on each other? Maybe as some sort of alternate to Thanksgiving? I could be convinced.
Tonight’s meal is a dozen macarons and a pot pie for honestly no good reason
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Tonight’s meal is a dozen macarons and a pot pie for honestly no good reason
And if I wore the noise cancelling headphones and the bondage blindfold both to bed, what then? My own private DIY sensory deprivation chamber? Absolutely missing my alarms for work? What???
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
And if I wore the noise cancelling headphones and the bondage blindfold both to bed, what then? My own private DIY sensory deprivation chamber? Absolutely missing my alarms for work? What???
There’s nothing sexier than feeling wanted and desired.
Unless you’re into degradation. And then, well, you know …
Unless you’re into degradation. And then, well, you know …
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
There’s nothing sexier than feeling wanted and desired.
Unless you’re into degradation. And then, well, you know …
Unless you’re into degradation. And then, well, you know …
Sometimes I’m Oberon. Sometimes I’m Puck.
Either way? Big fuckin’ faerie. 🧚♀️
Either way? Big fuckin’ faerie. 🧚♀️
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Sometimes I’m Oberon. Sometimes I’m Puck.
Either way? Big fuckin’ faerie. 🧚♀️
Either way? Big fuckin’ faerie. 🧚♀️
I have seen some genuinely horrifically bad comic book takes today
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have seen some genuinely horrifically bad comic book takes today
God gives his best dicks to his most chaotic soldiers
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
God gives his best dicks to his most chaotic soldiers
If you have ever linked a wishlist, I can pretty much guarantee I've gone snooping
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If you have ever linked a wishlist, I can pretty much guarantee I've gone snooping
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Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
Wizard: what's wrong?
Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.
Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?
Warlock: what sorcery is this.
Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
I will write you nine paragraphs about the thing or I will very slowly answer with some pauses that make it seem like maybe I’ve stopped talking and it all depends on my energy levels. There is no in-between.
I’m like an Ent - slow and ponderous or revved the fuck up and tearing down walls.
I’m like an Ent - slow and ponderous or revved the fuck up and tearing down walls.
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I will write you nine paragraphs about the thing or I will very slowly answer with some pauses that make it seem like maybe I’ve stopped talking and it all depends on my energy levels. There is no in-between.
I’m like an Ent - slow and ponderous or revved the fuck up and tearing down walls.
I’m like an Ent - slow and ponderous or revved the fuck up and tearing down walls.
Who the fucked checked a brief case on one of these flights?!
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Who the fucked checked a brief case on one of these flights?!
So I either write like a wistful old wizard fond of wordplay or a sex-starved demon who just got out of solitary? Great. Love that for me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So I either write like a wistful old wizard fond of wordplay or a sex-starved demon who just got out of solitary? Great. Love that for me.
Me, wearing my peacock blazer to an event? Groundbreaking.
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me, wearing my peacock blazer to an event? Groundbreaking.
Packing takes about 300% the time it should because it inevitably turns into a little fashion show
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Packing takes about 300% the time it should because it inevitably turns into a little fashion show
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The latest expansion for the game I’ve spent over 10k hours playing comes out today and what am I doing instead of naked gaming with the homies in a beautiful digital island of adventure? Working. 😭
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The latest expansion for the game I’ve spent over 10k hours playing comes out today and what am I doing instead of naked gaming with the homies in a beautiful digital island of adventure? Working. 😭
Here’s the thing: Even when I am not horny in the slightest, I still think bodies, and bulges, and dicks, and men, and butts, and chests, and all sorts of other things are beautiful. I often still want to look at them.
This has been misconstrued before as being horny, and that has been troublesome.
This has been misconstrued before as being horny, and that has been troublesome.
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Here’s the thing: Even when I am not horny in the slightest, I still think bodies, and bulges, and dicks, and men, and butts, and chests, and all sorts of other things are beautiful. I often still want to look at them.
This has been misconstrued before as being horny, and that has been troublesome.
This has been misconstrued before as being horny, and that has been troublesome.
Promotion and raise secured, with a shiny new paycheck dropping on Halloween 🎃 💸
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Promotion and raise secured, with a shiny new paycheck dropping on Halloween 🎃 💸
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Three people have sent me this shirt in the last few days
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Three people have sent me this shirt in the last few days
The problem with my social media contributions is that the unhinged thoughts in my head are ~95% of the time followed by either a distraction or a second follow-up thought saying I really shouldn’t share 🙃
October 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The problem with my social media contributions is that the unhinged thoughts in my head are ~95% of the time followed by either a distraction or a second follow-up thought saying I really shouldn’t share 🙃
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you