Omar_
@lifeofomar.bsky.social
strong believer that the only statues should be of dogs
Accidentally calling the group chat is the most boomer thing a millenial can do
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Accidentally calling the group chat is the most boomer thing a millenial can do
Reposted by Omar_
my Outlook Wrapped said I have 33,000 unread emails
December 4, 2024 at 5:12 PM
my Outlook Wrapped said I have 33,000 unread emails
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Dick Cheney died and I don't feel a thing.
The Evils should consider dying in their prime so we can properly celebrate as a society.
The Evils should consider dying in their prime so we can properly celebrate as a society.
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dick Cheney died and I don't feel a thing.
The Evils should consider dying in their prime so we can properly celebrate as a society.
The Evils should consider dying in their prime so we can properly celebrate as a society.
Signal going down because AWS is down is incredibly funny
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Signal going down because AWS is down is incredibly funny
You ever open uber instead of uber eats holy fk that's annoying
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You ever open uber instead of uber eats holy fk that's annoying
Do you think Amtrak starts giving out free Tylenol to capture their market?
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Do you think Amtrak starts giving out free Tylenol to capture their market?
This may be niche but Atlassian just released an AI thing and so if I can yell at my computer to make instant JIRA tickets we are really onto something here
September 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This may be niche but Atlassian just released an AI thing and so if I can yell at my computer to make instant JIRA tickets we are really onto something here
This Kawhi story is reminding me how Tom Brady "took less money for the team" all those years.
a man in a black and white sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a man in a black and white sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin .
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September 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This Kawhi story is reminding me how Tom Brady "took less money for the team" all those years.
I hate getting along with someone then finding out they like Morgan Wallen
August 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hate getting along with someone then finding out they like Morgan Wallen
Did Wakanda get a tariff?
April 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Did Wakanda get a tariff?
It's funny that Trump and Elon aren't in the group chat, right?
March 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's funny that Trump and Elon aren't in the group chat, right?
Why do I have an urge to egg this thing
March 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why do I have an urge to egg this thing
I love Sam Rockwell but I don't think I can ever look at him the same again 💀 #whitelotus
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love Sam Rockwell but I don't think I can ever look at him the same again 💀 #whitelotus
Baby's first rave 🥹
Do you ever listen to instrumental music or music with no words just to feel the music? Not be persuaded to feel any specific emotion due to lyrics? Just let it make you feel whatever it does.
December 18, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Baby's first rave 🥹
We're gonna reach a day when your password needs an emoji
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 AM
We're gonna reach a day when your password needs an emoji
How many problems is Jay Z up to now
December 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
How many problems is Jay Z up to now
my Outlook Wrapped said I have 33,000 unread emails
December 4, 2024 at 5:12 PM
my Outlook Wrapped said I have 33,000 unread emails
Imagine the vibes when Kendrick learned he could book Toronto on Father's Day
December 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Imagine the vibes when Kendrick learned he could book Toronto on Father's Day
Huh, this is what Threads should've been.
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Huh, this is what Threads should've been.