You tzatziki fuck I know you're reading this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
You tzatziki fuck I know you're reading this.
Trickery....is still afoot....
There's trickery afoot....
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Trickery....is still afoot....
Actually kinda sick with it (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Actually kinda sick with it (derogatory)
All I'm saying is if I had been on the Hindenburg things would've gone alot differently. #dontTakeMyGuns #MyTruckisNotRepresentativeofmyCock #ImABelieber
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
All I'm saying is if I had been on the Hindenburg things would've gone alot differently. #dontTakeMyGuns #MyTruckisNotRepresentativeofmyCock #ImABelieber
Tonight I must mourn my beautiful Houston Sabercats. Taken from me too soon. #gonebutnotforgotten #thatsmyboy #thatsmyson #Houstonweeps
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tonight I must mourn my beautiful Houston Sabercats. Taken from me too soon. #gonebutnotforgotten #thatsmyboy #thatsmyson #Houstonweeps
Enjoying a ciggy at the gas pump is goated. Who with me?
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Enjoying a ciggy at the gas pump is goated. Who with me?
I can't wait to have kids so one day they stop talking to me.
October 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I can't wait to have kids so one day they stop talking to me.
Learned this one from the elders: If you ever find your baby is sick leave his crib outside at night with some dry deer corn and the javelinas will fix him right up!
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Learned this one from the elders: If you ever find your baby is sick leave his crib outside at night with some dry deer corn and the javelinas will fix him right up!
What if I was Kev Bob uh-oh pilled?
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What if I was Kev Bob uh-oh pilled?
There's trickery afoot....
August 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
There's trickery afoot....
Gōðātemāp Āmberōs, hjāftī hīre vīnge īn Jeūm bȳtōkāz.
August 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Gōðātemāp Āmberōs, hjāftī hīre vīnge īn Jeūm bȳtōkāz.
Feeling quite gruntled today.
July 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Feeling quite gruntled today.
Just eaten 25 pounds of salt. Gotta be honest I'm gettin a little thirsty.
June 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just eaten 25 pounds of salt. Gotta be honest I'm gettin a little thirsty.
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apparently i have testicles in my balls...... wtf......
June 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
apparently i have testicles in my balls...... wtf......
Sphincter and gamble
May 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Sphincter and gamble
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grok, fuck this guy's wife
April 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
grok, fuck this guy's wife
Can't wait to have a girlfriend so I can make her birthday all about me
February 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Can't wait to have a girlfriend so I can make her birthday all about me
I'm actually under lock 𝘢𝘯𝘥 key right now
January 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm actually under lock 𝘢𝘯𝘥 key right now