Librarianhawk
@librarianhawk.bsky.social
Boring middle aged dirty minded person. Trust no one. Verify everything. Do not comply.
Two bulldogs ran up behind me at the bus stop and proceeded to lick my hand and run away. Thought process: 1. Oh shit! 2. Doggies! 3. Friendly doggies! 4. Oh no don't go, doggies!
Don't worry, two other older ww came out of their houses and grabbed them with treats and leashes. 😁
Don't worry, two other older ww came out of their houses and grabbed them with treats and leashes. 😁
May 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Two bulldogs ran up behind me at the bus stop and proceeded to lick my hand and run away. Thought process: 1. Oh shit! 2. Doggies! 3. Friendly doggies! 4. Oh no don't go, doggies!
Don't worry, two other older ww came out of their houses and grabbed them with treats and leashes. 😁
Don't worry, two other older ww came out of their houses and grabbed them with treats and leashes. 😁
Tuesday thoughts was too long so i took a snip
May 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Tuesday thoughts was too long so i took a snip
At the grocery store and watching whole families shopping together feels so wholesome. Like during quarantine when the canals all cleared up and we all collectively said "the world is healing itself"
April 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
At the grocery store and watching whole families shopping together feels so wholesome. Like during quarantine when the canals all cleared up and we all collectively said "the world is healing itself"
I have a gyno appt in 8 hours. I have to work before and after. I have had 0 sleep. My BP is gonna be sky high. Fingers crossed the nurses don't freak out.
April 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I have a gyno appt in 8 hours. I have to work before and after. I have had 0 sleep. My BP is gonna be sky high. Fingers crossed the nurses don't freak out.
Afternoon severe thunderstorms mean one thing: an afternoon of sitting on the front porch yelling at cars to get in the middle so they don't flood their engines.
April 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Afternoon severe thunderstorms mean one thing: an afternoon of sitting on the front porch yelling at cars to get in the middle so they don't flood their engines.
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Imagine being the liason that has to explain double entendre to the aliens
March 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Imagine being the liason that has to explain double entendre to the aliens
I hate how much people prefer the mask.
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I hate how much people prefer the mask.
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The desire to feed people & animals
is so basic & foundational to good human
nature that anyone who intends to withhold
food from people & animals must be,
by definition, a bad person.
is so basic & foundational to good human
nature that anyone who intends to withhold
food from people & animals must be,
by definition, a bad person.
February 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The desire to feed people & animals
is so basic & foundational to good human
nature that anyone who intends to withhold
food from people & animals must be,
by definition, a bad person.
is so basic & foundational to good human
nature that anyone who intends to withhold
food from people & animals must be,
by definition, a bad person.
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Tips and Tails TNR Rescue is looking for a Special Needs Rescue in the Carolinas for these two bonded cats, Shadow and Sophie. Their owner is being moved to a memory home and the family is going to kick them out on Monday.
www.facebook.com/share/p/12Ej...
www.facebook.com/share/p/12Ej...
January 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Tips and Tails TNR Rescue is looking for a Special Needs Rescue in the Carolinas for these two bonded cats, Shadow and Sophie. Their owner is being moved to a memory home and the family is going to kick them out on Monday.
www.facebook.com/share/p/12Ej...
www.facebook.com/share/p/12Ej...
The danger of color shift nail polish is the tendency to sit and flex my fingers so I can watch the shift over and over and over and over and over
January 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The danger of color shift nail polish is the tendency to sit and flex my fingers so I can watch the shift over and over and over and over and over
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"I have a PhD; you have Dunning-Kruger" needs to be on a t-shirt if it isn't already
January 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"I have a PhD; you have Dunning-Kruger" needs to be on a t-shirt if it isn't already
Intrusive thoughts can suck my invisible dick.
January 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Intrusive thoughts can suck my invisible dick.
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The galaxy is wondering
January 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The galaxy is wondering
Wish we could click a button and look like this irl.
January 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Wish we could click a button and look like this irl.
On the bus to work when my brain randomly asks "did we put on underwear this morning?" And I had to fucking think about it
December 23, 2024 at 12:24 PM
On the bus to work when my brain randomly asks "did we put on underwear this morning?" And I had to fucking think about it
Why do I always crush on these odd little British Detectives? I've been marathoning The Chelsea Detective and I am so enamored with Adrian Scarborough as DI Max Arnold.
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Why do I always crush on these odd little British Detectives? I've been marathoning The Chelsea Detective and I am so enamored with Adrian Scarborough as DI Max Arnold.
I live. I promise.
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I live. I promise.
It's dangerous to indulge in the deep end of parasocial relationships from either perspective. Stay safe.
March 12, 2024 at 2:41 AM
It's dangerous to indulge in the deep end of parasocial relationships from either perspective. Stay safe.
My annual update
January 8, 2024 at 7:14 PM
My annual update
Crying day: a day when everything is inexplicably sad and reminds you of your current loneliness but also of your inevitable lonely death.
November 18, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Crying day: a day when everything is inexplicably sad and reminds you of your current loneliness but also of your inevitable lonely death.
Happy Halloween
October 30, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Happy Halloween