I'm sorry, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and @rebeccaromijin.bsky.social but this was too close together for my juvenile brain to not catch and have to share. #startrekstrangenewworlds #doesthereplicatormakepeptobismol

Years ago, I created a little web project experiment and then promptly abandoned it. This year, I blew off the dust and released dirtywalls.com Location-specific online messaging. Create online communities only accessible AT specific locations on earth!

I’m not sure if it’s a remake or a sequel yet…

k. I knew about Fashion Plates and Mighty Men & Monster Makers, but I had no clue "Little Van Goes" was a thing and I feel like my childhood deserves a do-over. Those are about as bitchin' as it gets.

Nostalgia is weird. Over 20 years ago, I built a “puking baby doll” punch dispenser for a Halloween party we hosted. A few nights later, after we recovered enough, she came with us to the @9lbhammer where she was accidentally abandoned behind a couch…

Alrighty then. Tiki Drummer is done for now. Just need to attach his different sweet island rhythms to home automation events.

I’m constantly surprised by how often Pee-Wee Herman was name dropped in early 90s raps.

Sometimes, I really miss kozmo.com. I don’t even need anything delivered. It was just comforting to know it was there.

Sometimes, out of the blue, I'll get massive sensory memory dump for Gator Gum.

"You've really got some nice toys here."
"They're my friends. I made them."
Tiki Drummer is about 90% finished now! 5 drumming patterns, automated, on WiFi. I'll probably add a microphone and some sound and give him some brainnzz. Maybe some visual sensors? Okay. Maybe he's not 90% finished...

The team bringing Seaplasma back from the dead have done a wonderful job. Now, if we can just get Taos (instead of Zima) back in the fridge, I’ll be ready for 90’s summer.

Roy Orbison seemed ANCIENT to me when Traveling Wilbury's first came on the scene. And this year, I'll be the same age. Oof.

Star Trek: Section 31.
Uhhh.
Hmm.

FUCK NAZIS

Just before COVID, I think, I was lucky enough to be in LA for a few days for work. Because Adobe was stingy with their MAX employee passes, I ended up getting tickets to David Lynch’s Festival of Disruption. So. Much. Better…

Directed by
David Lynch

I registered magafreelife.com and bought a business directory platform, but simply don’t have the time or energy atm to build it out. Offering it up to the universes if anyone wants to help out together an anti-MAGA source for buying and services. #fuckmaga #fucktrump #fightfascism

Let’s kick off my inaugural blue sky post with a love letter to my favorite performer, Joseph Pujol, aka, Le Petomane, aka The Fartomaniac.

Pujol’s act consisted of fart-based performances, including impressions, musical compositions, and skills such as blowing out candles.