Cancel & Gretel
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Ice tear gassed my neighborhood just now. It’s wild to me that these people are acting as if we are going to some day forget or forgive this.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ice tear gassed my neighborhood just now. It’s wild to me that these people are acting as if we are going to some day forget or forgive this.
Can something cool happen?
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Can something cool happen?
Scam calls for me have gone up 500x for me since the top of the year wtf is going on.
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Scam calls for me have gone up 500x for me since the top of the year wtf is going on.
The framing in this headline is insane. The article goes on to explain that the Republicans blocked a federal worker pay bill that would pay essential government workers and SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND OTHER GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES who have been furloughed. Why is the headline about the Dems?
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The framing in this headline is insane. The article goes on to explain that the Republicans blocked a federal worker pay bill that would pay essential government workers and SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND OTHER GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES who have been furloughed. Why is the headline about the Dems?
Mamdani: *something chill and smart*
Cuomo: *something lame and rote*
Sliwa: I took five 9 mils to the chest and one time I saw Pataki beat the piss out of little Andy’s dad at an underground pit fight in the Bowery.
Cuomo: *something lame and rote*
Sliwa: I took five 9 mils to the chest and one time I saw Pataki beat the piss out of little Andy’s dad at an underground pit fight in the Bowery.
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Mamdani: *something chill and smart*
Cuomo: *something lame and rote*
Sliwa: I took five 9 mils to the chest and one time I saw Pataki beat the piss out of little Andy’s dad at an underground pit fight in the Bowery.
Cuomo: *something lame and rote*
Sliwa: I took five 9 mils to the chest and one time I saw Pataki beat the piss out of little Andy’s dad at an underground pit fight in the Bowery.
Sorry but it’s hilarious that Andy Ngo is having a low key meltdown on Twitter because the shooter isn’t Antifa but some mega online nihilist. He has to resort to blaming others for being misleading. Andy Ngo! Blaming others for acting in bad faith! lol
September 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sorry but it’s hilarious that Andy Ngo is having a low key meltdown on Twitter because the shooter isn’t Antifa but some mega online nihilist. He has to resort to blaming others for being misleading. Andy Ngo! Blaming others for acting in bad faith! lol
Are people getting a lot more spam calls? I have gotten significantly more since the top of the year and my instinct is to blame the Trump administration.
August 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Are people getting a lot more spam calls? I have gotten significantly more since the top of the year and my instinct is to blame the Trump administration.
With The Odyssey coming out next year I’m getting ahead of the curve now:
Minions/Odyssey- The Miniodyssey
Moana/Odyssey- The Modyssey
Paw Patrol/Odyssey- The Paw Patrodyssey
Spider Man/ Odyssey- Ithacrobat
Minions/Odyssey- The Miniodyssey
Moana/Odyssey- The Modyssey
Paw Patrol/Odyssey- The Paw Patrodyssey
Spider Man/ Odyssey- Ithacrobat
July 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
With The Odyssey coming out next year I’m getting ahead of the curve now:
Minions/Odyssey- The Miniodyssey
Moana/Odyssey- The Modyssey
Paw Patrol/Odyssey- The Paw Patrodyssey
Spider Man/ Odyssey- Ithacrobat
Minions/Odyssey- The Miniodyssey
Moana/Odyssey- The Modyssey
Paw Patrol/Odyssey- The Paw Patrodyssey
Spider Man/ Odyssey- Ithacrobat
The rise? THE RISE?
July 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The rise? THE RISE?
*something goes right*
Republicans: Thank you Daddy Trump, only you could have done this. Credit to you and you alone.
*Same thing goes wrong*
Republicans: No idea how this happened.
Republicans: Thank you Daddy Trump, only you could have done this. Credit to you and you alone.
*Same thing goes wrong*
Republicans: No idea how this happened.
July 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
*something goes right*
Republicans: Thank you Daddy Trump, only you could have done this. Credit to you and you alone.
*Same thing goes wrong*
Republicans: No idea how this happened.
Republicans: Thank you Daddy Trump, only you could have done this. Credit to you and you alone.
*Same thing goes wrong*
Republicans: No idea how this happened.
So are we just done talking about the fascist who killed a democratic politician in her home? Cause that was like two weeks ago.
July 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So are we just done talking about the fascist who killed a democratic politician in her home? Cause that was like two weeks ago.
The Phoenician Scheme makes The Life Aquatic look like a Thomas Vinterberg movie
May 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Phoenician Scheme makes The Life Aquatic look like a Thomas Vinterberg movie
Just want to get out ahead of this and say the media does not need to broadcast, or even really report on, Trumps birthday parade.
May 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just want to get out ahead of this and say the media does not need to broadcast, or even really report on, Trumps birthday parade.
But the boys at Normandy were killing all your friends, Stephen.
May 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
But the boys at Normandy were killing all your friends, Stephen.
“It only counts if libs do it”
I repeat to myself, allowing the phrase to be subtly absorbed into the psyche and cultivate a composed, untroubled acceptance.
I repeat to myself, allowing the phrase to be subtly absorbed into the psyche and cultivate a composed, untroubled acceptance.
April 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“It only counts if libs do it”
I repeat to myself, allowing the phrase to be subtly absorbed into the psyche and cultivate a composed, untroubled acceptance.
I repeat to myself, allowing the phrase to be subtly absorbed into the psyche and cultivate a composed, untroubled acceptance.
JK Rowling will never, ever know even a shred of true happiness and I think that’s really neat.
April 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
JK Rowling will never, ever know even a shred of true happiness and I think that’s really neat.
degrasse tyson: you wanna know something interesting?
me: you know what neil im good.
me: you know what neil im good.
April 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
degrasse tyson: you wanna know something interesting?
me: you know what neil im good.
me: you know what neil im good.
Wtf even is this headline
April 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wtf even is this headline
I’ve never seen a political party so wantonly express the unbridled hatred they have for their own voters than the current iteration of the GOP. This might as well read “Get Bent.”
April 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’ve never seen a political party so wantonly express the unbridled hatred they have for their own voters than the current iteration of the GOP. This might as well read “Get Bent.”
I’m losing nearly everything AND the next Little Mermaid is gonna be white?? *dabs until my arm caves in my skull*
April 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m losing nearly everything AND the next Little Mermaid is gonna be white?? *dabs until my arm caves in my skull*
motherfucker he needs a rift between his head and that hat
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
motherfucker he needs a rift between his head and that hat
It’s so funny how Hegeseth ends all his tweets like “in the meantime… I’m en route to SKLOCOM to run some PF, ROWM, and OODERDAP drills with our brave Warfighters! Afterwards assessing readiness of our QWAFLEPLUM with the brave heads of BIRLP so pound sand, libs.”
March 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It’s so funny how Hegeseth ends all his tweets like “in the meantime… I’m en route to SKLOCOM to run some PF, ROWM, and OODERDAP drills with our brave Warfighters! Afterwards assessing readiness of our QWAFLEPLUM with the brave heads of BIRLP so pound sand, libs.”
The persistent double standard is so crushing it boarders on gaslighting. If Signalgate happened to a Democrat it would be the end of their presidency, full stop. If Elizabeth Warren insulted and denigrated conservatives living in rural areas that would be the end of her career, full stop…
March 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The persistent double standard is so crushing it boarders on gaslighting. If Signalgate happened to a Democrat it would be the end of their presidency, full stop. If Elizabeth Warren insulted and denigrated conservatives living in rural areas that would be the end of her career, full stop…