Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
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Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
· Oct 16
This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
How it started v. How it went.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
How it started v. How it went.
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Ringing in the New Year with a great meal with great friends!
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Ringing in the New Year with a great meal with great friends!
I'll be making it a White Christmas, for sure. Are you?
Christmas Kitty by the great @fudatsu.bsky.social
Christmas Kitty by the great @fudatsu.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'll be making it a White Christmas, for sure. Are you?
Christmas Kitty by the great @fudatsu.bsky.social
Christmas Kitty by the great @fudatsu.bsky.social
Years ago @ahzidawg.bsky.social did this adorable piece. Such a sweet doggo.
Life imitates art sometimes.
Life imitates art sometimes.
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Years ago @ahzidawg.bsky.social did this adorable piece. Such a sweet doggo.
Life imitates art sometimes.
Life imitates art sometimes.
Happy Festivus!
I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.
I think the world has disappointed us this year.
I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.
I think the world has disappointed us this year.
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Happy Festivus!
I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.
I think the world has disappointed us this year.
I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.
I think the world has disappointed us this year.
Lots of barrels will be aging in the rickhouses for longer than usual, since sales are down so much.
A couple years down the road, there should be a noticeable increase in quality of cheaper bourbons, or increased availability (and lower prices) for the better stuff.
A couple years down the road, there should be a noticeable increase in quality of cheaper bourbons, or increased availability (and lower prices) for the better stuff.
Jim Beam is pausing production at a Kentucky distillery for at least a year starting in 2026.
Cloudy future for bourbon has Jim Beam closing Kentucky distillery for a year
Jim Beam is pausing production at a Kentucky distillery for at least a year starting in 2026. The decision comes as the whiskey industry faces tariffs and declining demand.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Lots of barrels will be aging in the rickhouses for longer than usual, since sales are down so much.
A couple years down the road, there should be a noticeable increase in quality of cheaper bourbons, or increased availability (and lower prices) for the better stuff.
A couple years down the road, there should be a noticeable increase in quality of cheaper bourbons, or increased availability (and lower prices) for the better stuff.
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It was quite cold earlier this week.
Felt professional, and cute. Might delete later.
Felt professional, and cute. Might delete later.
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It was quite cold earlier this week.
Felt professional, and cute. Might delete later.
Felt professional, and cute. Might delete later.
Also, it's the National Memorial for JFK.
You know, like the Washington Monument, Jefferson, Lincoln & FDR Memorials... Is he going to add himself to those, too?
You know, like the Washington Monument, Jefferson, Lincoln & FDR Memorials... Is he going to add himself to those, too?
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Also, it's the National Memorial for JFK.
You know, like the Washington Monument, Jefferson, Lincoln & FDR Memorials... Is he going to add himself to those, too?
You know, like the Washington Monument, Jefferson, Lincoln & FDR Memorials... Is he going to add himself to those, too?
He is stroking out on live TV...
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He is stroking out on live TV...
KILLING people.
Judge, jury, executioner.
This is not right by any legal or moral standard. Anyone who doesn't object is complicit.
Judge, jury, executioner.
This is not right by any legal or moral standard. Anyone who doesn't object is complicit.
The U.S. military says it attacked three boats accused of smuggling drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing a total of eight people.
US military says strikes on 3 boats in the eastern Pacific Ocean kill 8 people
The U.S. military says it has attacked three boats accused of smuggling drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing a total of eight people.
bit.ly
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
KILLING people.
Judge, jury, executioner.
This is not right by any legal or moral standard. Anyone who doesn't object is complicit.
Judge, jury, executioner.
This is not right by any legal or moral standard. Anyone who doesn't object is complicit.
Reposted by Lex Jaeger
Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
Reposted by Lex Jaeger
A French supermarket's Christmas advert has captured hearts worldwide without using generative AI.
Why a misunderstood wolf from a French supermarket ad is moving viewers worldwide
A French supermarket's Christmas advert has captured hearts worldwide without using generative AI. The two-and-a-half-minute film, "Unloved," created for Intermarché, tells the story of a lonely wolf who chooses to change.
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A French supermarket's Christmas advert has captured hearts worldwide without using generative AI.
Can we please take the nuclear codes away from this imbecile.
ICYMI — The genius in charge of our country mixes up 6G wireless technology with camera resolutions as he tries to take credit for “getting 5G done” 🤦🏼
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Can we please take the nuclear codes away from this imbecile.
Totally normal to spend most of my time at home in a hoodie, underwear, and tiger slippers, right?
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Totally normal to spend most of my time at home in a hoodie, underwear, and tiger slippers, right?
Reposted by Lex Jaeger
Reposted by Lex Jaeger
Newsom’s comms team still going hard
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Newsom’s comms team still going hard
Typical for my gray-ace introversion:
Now that I'm finally home alone, after travels and being around family and other people for 3+ days nonstop, the horny is unusually acute.
Funny how that works.
Now that I'm finally home alone, after travels and being around family and other people for 3+ days nonstop, the horny is unusually acute.
Funny how that works.
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Typical for my gray-ace introversion:
Now that I'm finally home alone, after travels and being around family and other people for 3+ days nonstop, the horny is unusually acute.
Funny how that works.
Now that I'm finally home alone, after travels and being around family and other people for 3+ days nonstop, the horny is unusually acute.
Funny how that works.
Ahem... Is ANYONE in Congress going to raise holy fucking hell about this?
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ahem... Is ANYONE in Congress going to raise holy fucking hell about this?
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Haha, y'all knew I would do this too, right?
November 29, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Haha, y'all knew I would do this too, right?
Happy Thanksgiving!
The hashbrown casserole needs just a few more minutes in the oven.
The hashbrown casserole needs just a few more minutes in the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
The hashbrown casserole needs just a few more minutes in the oven.
The hashbrown casserole needs just a few more minutes in the oven.