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Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
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This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.

Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
How it started v. How it went.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Who's ready to party?
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Ringing in the New Year with a great meal with great friends!
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
For real.
December 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'll be making it a White Christmas, for sure. Are you?

Christmas Kitty by the great @fudatsu.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Years ago @ahzidawg.bsky.social did this adorable piece. Such a sweet doggo.

Life imitates art sometimes.
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Happy Festivus!

I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.

I think the world has disappointed us this year.
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Lots of barrels will be aging in the rickhouses for longer than usual, since sales are down so much.

A couple years down the road, there should be a noticeable increase in quality of cheaper bourbons, or increased availability (and lower prices) for the better stuff.
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Christmas Cougar!

A gift from the incredible @ahzidawg.bsky.social from many years ago. ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It was quite cold earlier this week.

Felt professional, and cute. Might delete later.
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Also, it's the National Memorial for JFK.

You know, like the Washington Monument, Jefferson, Lincoln & FDR Memorials... Is he going to add himself to those, too?
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He is stroking out on live TV...
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
KILLING people.
Judge, jury, executioner.
This is not right by any legal or moral standard. Anyone who doesn't object is complicit.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by Lex Jaeger
Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Reposted by Lex Jaeger
A French supermarket's Christmas advert has captured hearts worldwide without using generative AI.
Why a misunderstood wolf from a French supermarket ad is moving viewers worldwide
A French supermarket's Christmas advert has captured hearts worldwide without using generative AI. The two-and-a-half-minute film, "Unloved," created for Intermarché, tells the story of a lonely wolf who chooses to change.
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can we please take the nuclear codes away from this imbecile.
ICYMI — The genius in charge of our country mixes up 6G wireless technology with camera resolutions as he tries to take credit for “getting 5G done” 🤦🏼
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Totally normal to spend most of my time at home in a hoodie, underwear, and tiger slippers, right?
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Newsom’s comms team still going hard
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Typical for my gray-ace introversion:

Now that I'm finally home alone, after travels and being around family and other people for 3+ days nonstop, the horny is unusually acute.

Funny how that works.
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ahem... Is ANYONE in Congress going to raise holy fucking hell about this?
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Haha, y'all knew I would do this too, right?
November 29, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!

The hashbrown casserole needs just a few more minutes in the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM