Lexi Kent-Monning
@lexikentmonning.bsky.social
Debut novel THE BURDEN OF JOY out now from Rejection Letters press https://asterismbooks.com/product/the-burden-of-joy
I scheduled my day and my baby's day around submitting to @havehashad.com and I got a skull!!!! Thank you @ezhang77.bsky.social for the dope theme that gave me an idea and then for accepting my piece!
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I scheduled my day and my baby's day around submitting to @havehashad.com and I got a skull!!!! Thank you @ezhang77.bsky.social for the dope theme that gave me an idea and then for accepting my piece!
Almost accidentally sent a PDF of my book to my son's doctor instead of his insurance card
February 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Almost accidentally sent a PDF of my book to my son's doctor instead of his insurance card
"The spinal cord of JFK
Wrapped in Marilyn Monroe’s negligee
I give to you"
- "Palaces of Montezuma" by Grinderman
(the whole song, really)
Wrapped in Marilyn Monroe’s negligee
I give to you"
- "Palaces of Montezuma" by Grinderman
(the whole song, really)
Most romantic lyric ever written. GO. ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"The spinal cord of JFK
Wrapped in Marilyn Monroe’s negligee
I give to you"
- "Palaces of Montezuma" by Grinderman
(the whole song, really)
Wrapped in Marilyn Monroe’s negligee
I give to you"
- "Palaces of Montezuma" by Grinderman
(the whole song, really)
Crying as I leave a comment on Chris Paul's retirement post
February 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Crying as I leave a comment on Chris Paul's retirement post
🎶 ooh heaven is a place on Earth 🎶 salami baguette sandwich and coffee from Proof Bakery and the latest @autofocusbooks.bsky.social book from @aaronburch.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
🎶 ooh heaven is a place on Earth 🎶 salami baguette sandwich and coffee from Proof Bakery and the latest @autofocusbooks.bsky.social book from @aaronburch.bsky.social
Lactating! At the Super Bowl party.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Lactating! At the Super Bowl party.
Good news, my friends and I have decided we don't accept Catherine O'Hara's death, so in our circle she remains alive! Anyone is welcome to join us in this reality.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Good news, my friends and I have decided we don't accept Catherine O'Hara's death, so in our circle she remains alive! Anyone is welcome to join us in this reality.
LA post: Marc Maron smiled at my baby
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 AM
LA post: Marc Maron smiled at my baby
Had a nightmare I was in a Waymo
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Had a nightmare I was in a Waymo
Keeping my eye on the donut, not the hole ❤️
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Keeping my eye on the donut, not the hole ❤️
Someone please end the tyranny of house ketchup in restaurants
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Someone please end the tyranny of house ketchup in restaurants
Reposted by Lexi Kent-Monning
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
My physical therapist told me “you’ve been through a metamorphosis” so now every time I’m on her table I pretend to be a cockroach on its back. She loves it.
January 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
My physical therapist told me “you’ve been through a metamorphosis” so now every time I’m on her table I pretend to be a cockroach on its back. She loves it.
Not gonna miss Brigitte Bardot's racist, homophobic, fascist ass. Byeeeee!
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not gonna miss Brigitte Bardot's racist, homophobic, fascist ass. Byeeeee!
2-3 times a week while I’m nursing the baby in the middle of the night, I hear a pack of coyotes absolutely decimating something outside.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
2-3 times a week while I’m nursing the baby in the middle of the night, I hear a pack of coyotes absolutely decimating something outside.
Once again crying at photos of my baby while he's in the other room napping.
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Once again crying at photos of my baby while he's in the other room napping.
I've been making my own cold brew* since the baby was born
*Making one pot of coffee I just drink from for a week because I have neither time nor available hands to set up the coffee pot
*Making one pot of coffee I just drink from for a week because I have neither time nor available hands to set up the coffee pot
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I've been making my own cold brew* since the baby was born
*Making one pot of coffee I just drink from for a week because I have neither time nor available hands to set up the coffee pot
*Making one pot of coffee I just drink from for a week because I have neither time nor available hands to set up the coffee pot
LA post: my parents are visiting, we walked by a Kristen Stewart photo shoot, the security guard clocked my baby in his stroller and was charmed by him (obvs), and jokingly offered to get him his first modeling gig. My parents were on cloud nine and think it was a serious offer.
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
LA post: my parents are visiting, we walked by a Kristen Stewart photo shoot, the security guard clocked my baby in his stroller and was charmed by him (obvs), and jokingly offered to get him his first modeling gig. My parents were on cloud nine and think it was a serious offer.
Drag name: Ben Wa Blanc
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Drag name: Ben Wa Blanc
Rob & Michele Reiner, my god. I worked with him and he was wonderful. I helped his daughter with something tiny/inconsequential, and every time I said goodbye to him after that he said “I love you, honey” to me. He was so approachable & warm, just a lovely person. Devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Rob & Michele Reiner, my god. I worked with him and he was wonderful. I helped his daughter with something tiny/inconsequential, and every time I said goodbye to him after that he said “I love you, honey” to me. He was so approachable & warm, just a lovely person. Devastating.
LA tweet: a taco truck broke down in front of my house
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
LA tweet: a taco truck broke down in front of my house
In further "shows I'm watching while I nurse the baby" reviews, Palm Royale is equal parts very fun and truly awful, but Kristen Wiig is excellent in it, and the wardrobe/hair/makeup/set decoration is to die for. Has anyone else watched this lol
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
In further "shows I'm watching while I nurse the baby" reviews, Palm Royale is equal parts very fun and truly awful, but Kristen Wiig is excellent in it, and the wardrobe/hair/makeup/set decoration is to die for. Has anyone else watched this lol
My neighborhood just got its first sit-down restaurant ever! The owners seem great, the community is thrilled! ...but the happy hour price for a cheeseburger is 18 fucking dollars.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My neighborhood just got its first sit-down restaurant ever! The owners seem great, the community is thrilled! ...but the happy hour price for a cheeseburger is 18 fucking dollars.
The old American rite of passage: negotiating my son's NICU hospital bill.
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The old American rite of passage: negotiating my son's NICU hospital bill.
Is sending a birth announcement to my OBGYN redundant?
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Is sending a birth announcement to my OBGYN redundant?