Lewis Chandler
@lewischandler.bsky.social
Actor. Non-professional Jenna Maroney impersonator. My twitter account was stolen by a porn bot June 2024, now I’m here.
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have always been unhappy with my arms but recently i’ve started seeing some progress at the gym and i feel so 🥹🥹🥹
why is this photo of me and my dad giving sitting president and upstart homosexual diplomat
May 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
why is this photo of me and my dad giving sitting president and upstart homosexual diplomat
can’t believe somebody, somewhere, FINALLY decided to explore the story of The Beatles! What took them so long??
April 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
can’t believe somebody, somewhere, FINALLY decided to explore the story of The Beatles! What took them so long??
spent 2 minutes having to explain WHAT BRIDGET JONES IS to my gen z colleagues this morning
February 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
spent 2 minutes having to explain WHAT BRIDGET JONES IS to my gen z colleagues this morning
…I beg your pardon
February 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
…I beg your pardon
gaga got on the mic for abracadabra and gave us treguna mekoides trecorum statis CVNT
February 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
gaga got on the mic for abracadabra and gave us treguna mekoides trecorum statis CVNT
where’s his supporting actor nomination??
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
where’s his supporting actor nomination??
going to three birthday celebrations over this weekend but still on dry jan
January 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
going to three birthday celebrations over this weekend but still on dry jan
monday again is it
January 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
monday again is it
how it feels every time I flick my big winter scarf™ over my shoulder
January 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
how it feels every time I flick my big winter scarf™ over my shoulder
sorry but I spent 20 minutes this morning diligently stirring porridge on the hob like some fairytale bear on the proviso that it would keep me full until lunchtime, it’s 9:45 and I am RAVENOUS whomst do I blame for this? WHOMST
January 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
sorry but I spent 20 minutes this morning diligently stirring porridge on the hob like some fairytale bear on the proviso that it would keep me full until lunchtime, it’s 9:45 and I am RAVENOUS whomst do I blame for this? WHOMST
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
first gym session of the year tonight after 3 weeks off
January 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
first gym session of the year tonight after 3 weeks off
back in the office, you can tell it’s january because there’s packets of rice cakes EVERYWHERE
January 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
back in the office, you can tell it’s january because there’s packets of rice cakes EVERYWHERE
humbling to realise producers decide if you’re a thirst trap faithful or a comedy bit faithful - imagine thinking you’re going to be given a sexy shot of you in a towel and instead they hand you a chefs hat to wear to bed because you said you liked cooking once #TheTraitors
January 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
humbling to realise producers decide if you’re a thirst trap faithful or a comedy bit faithful - imagine thinking you’re going to be given a sexy shot of you in a towel and instead they hand you a chefs hat to wear to bed because you said you liked cooking once #TheTraitors
happy new year from the oldest student at shiz university and his inexplicably younger looking oz sugar daddy
January 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
happy new year from the oldest student at shiz university and his inexplicably younger looking oz sugar daddy
my thoughts for 2025 x
December 30, 2024 at 1:20 PM
my thoughts for 2025 x
going into 2025 saying ‘new year, new me!’ and ‘I’m doing dry jan!’ with no intention of doing or changing anything
December 27, 2024 at 9:36 AM
going into 2025 saying ‘new year, new me!’ and ‘I’m doing dry jan!’ with no intention of doing or changing anything
two yorkshire puddings, filled with turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, mayo, horseradish and cranberry sauce. I WIN LEFTOVERS.
December 25, 2024 at 7:31 PM
two yorkshire puddings, filled with turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, mayo, horseradish and cranberry sauce. I WIN LEFTOVERS.
Merry Christmas from your favourite secondary school history teacher who in his spare time enjoys using his metal detector at the beach, collecting vintage train timetables, and who, you discover years later via hometown grindr, is into pup play.
December 25, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Merry Christmas from your favourite secondary school history teacher who in his spare time enjoys using his metal detector at the beach, collecting vintage train timetables, and who, you discover years later via hometown grindr, is into pup play.
it’s all about balance x
December 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
it’s all about balance x
this justin baldoni/blake lively episode of who? weekly is FASCINATING
December 24, 2024 at 11:39 AM
this justin baldoni/blake lively episode of who? weekly is FASCINATING