Cam and Doc Let the Cat Out the Bag
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One cat. One human. Unlimited shade. Decoding democracy, one dispatch at a time.
Cam the Cat claws into Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem’s “top-secret” plan to juice and neuter ICE agents. Doc refuses to publish kitty litter disguised as breaking news. #Blacksky #WritingCommunity #Demcast #demcastnewsfeed #democrats #writingandbooks #democracy
#ICE
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🐾ICE ICE Baby! Kristi Noem Neuters ICE Agents: Cam the Cat’s Camspiracy Theory Hits the Litter Box
Cam the Cat claws into Noem’s “top-secret” plan to juice and neuter ICE agents. Doc refuses to publish kitty litter disguised as breaking news.
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November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Cam the Cat claws into Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem’s “top-secret” plan to juice and neuter ICE agents. Doc refuses to publish kitty litter disguised as breaking news. #Blacksky #WritingCommunity #Demcast #demcastnewsfeed #democrats #writingandbooks #democracy
#ICE
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#ICE
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Trump's $300 million ballroom? Brennen Center: "In more than 200 years of U.S. history, no President has been held by a court to have violated the Emoluments Clauses." Cam says, "Well, there's always a first time." #demcast #blacksky #writingcommunity #cats open.substack.com/pub/lettheca...
Civics 101: Emoluments — The Constitution Says No to Pimping Out the White House
It’s not lotion. It’s not Latin you need to memorize. It’s how we keep presidents loyal to the people — not their offshore accounts.
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October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Trump's $300 million ballroom? Brennen Center: "In more than 200 years of U.S. history, no President has been held by a court to have violated the Emoluments Clauses." Cam says, "Well, there's always a first time." #demcast #blacksky #writingcommunity #cats open.substack.com/pub/lettheca...
WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?
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Three Cats, Two Chains and One Hang Up on Chad
WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?
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October 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?
open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #Catpics #Blacksky #Writingcommunity #demcast #politics #writinghumor #politicalhumor #signalboost
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Tosh the Cat reports: "Those nasty critters from ICE rolled in wearin’ masks, carryin’ long guns, and yellin’ like the devil was diggin’ for gold up their assholes." open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #writingcommunity #demcast #Blacksky #democrats #Catpics
Tosh Tucker, Cam's Rural Feline Operative, Reports on Tucker Carlson's Sex Life and Ag's Bad Bet
Tosh Tucker's got intel on the quality of the sex life of Tucker Carlson's wife and the American Farmer's Bad Bet on Trump.
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October 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tosh the Cat reports: "Those nasty critters from ICE rolled in wearin’ masks, carryin’ long guns, and yellin’ like the devil was diggin’ for gold up their assholes." open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #writingcommunity #demcast #Blacksky #democrats #Catpics
Cam, the Supreme Mixologist, says, "Submit your recipe for democracy." #DemcastUSA #democrats #democracy #mixology #bartenders
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Cam, the Supreme Mixologist, says, "Submit your recipe for democracy." #DemcastUSA #democrats #democracy #mixology #bartenders
Chicago doesn't fear ICE. We like it shaken and stirred. #demcast #democrats #ChicagoICE #BlackSky #Signalboost
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Chicago doesn't fear ICE. We like it shaken and stirred. #demcast #democrats #ChicagoICE #BlackSky #Signalboost
Cochise, The Clowder's Resident historian, and he’s not talking about immigrants but to their descendants, and you’ll wish you’d kept your mouth shut and your colonizer card hidden.
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#demcast #Blacksky #democrats #signalboost #catpics
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October 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Cochise, The Clowder's Resident historian, and he’s not talking about immigrants but to their descendants, and you’ll wish you’d kept your mouth shut and your colonizer card hidden.
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#demcast #Blacksky #democrats #signalboost #catpics
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#demcast #Blacksky #democrats #signalboost #catpics
Cam: So get this. White House Plumbers called in. Real ones this time. Staff were retching into every sink after catching Loony Loomer and Nos-fur-atu Miller in a bit of midnight canoodling.
Doc: Where you cats gettin' this stuff? #demcast #Blacksky
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Doc: Where you cats gettin' this stuff? #demcast #Blacksky
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Dispatch #21: White House Plumbers Are Back. This Time, They’re Mopping Up Vomit.
Forget Watergate. The real leaks are coming from the staff toilets—the D.C. Clowder’s got the scoop.
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October 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Cam: So get this. White House Plumbers called in. Real ones this time. Staff were retching into every sink after catching Loony Loomer and Nos-fur-atu Miller in a bit of midnight canoodling.
Doc: Where you cats gettin' this stuff? #demcast #Blacksky
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Doc: Where you cats gettin' this stuff? #demcast #Blacksky
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A gray tuxedo cat, a Black woman, and an orange man with too much power and not enough brains walk into a bar.
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He’s Pissed, I’m Tired, and Democracy Is on Fire
Top-secret dispatches from Campbell the Cat, Supreme Commander of the Clowder Network—translated for humie readers by Dr. Lauren Tucker (yes, that one).
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October 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A gray tuxedo cat, a Black woman, and an orange man with too much power and not enough brains walk into a bar.
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Let’s just say a certain Bible-thumping Speaker and at least one flag-pin Senator with a fondness for Grindr aren’t exactly practicing what they preach.
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Brothels, Bishops, and Billion-Dollar Bailouts
Dispatch #17: Holier than thou in the streets, freakier than thou in the sheets.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Let’s just say a certain Bible-thumping Speaker and at least one flag-pin Senator with a fondness for Grindr aren’t exactly practicing what they preach.
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Here’s a hot one, Doc. Straight from the Ottawa Clowder with corroboration from the NYC network. Seems young Barron Trump might be… how shall we say… of questionable parentage.
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🚨 Dispatch #27: Breaking News, Breaking Nonsense, or Just a Diaper Leak?
The Clowder claws at conspiracy, but Doc reminds us: the bathroom scare is the lie, Trump’s assaults are the truth, and the nuclear codes are still in small hands.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Here’s a hot one, Doc. Straight from the Ottawa Clowder with corroboration from the NYC network. Seems young Barron Trump might be… how shall we say… of questionable parentage.
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Oh-oh! The Clowder gets p0rny!
When your state’s top Bible-thumping educator accidentally turns his office TV into a softcore cinema, the only thing left to do is call the Clowder. #signalboost #blacksky #democrats #voicesofdemocracy #writingcommunity
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When your state’s top Bible-thumping educator accidentally turns his office TV into a softcore cinema, the only thing left to do is call the Clowder. #signalboost #blacksky #democrats #voicesofdemocracy #writingcommunity
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Bible Boy and the Boob Tube: Oklahoma’s Porn-Pop Quiz Goes Public
When you ban books but your office TV hosts an adults-only screening, irony takes the wheel.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh-oh! The Clowder gets p0rny!
When your state’s top Bible-thumping educator accidentally turns his office TV into a softcore cinema, the only thing left to do is call the Clowder. #signalboost #blacksky #democrats #voicesofdemocracy #writingcommunity
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When your state’s top Bible-thumping educator accidentally turns his office TV into a softcore cinema, the only thing left to do is call the Clowder. #signalboost #blacksky #democrats #voicesofdemocracy #writingcommunity
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The middle class ain't dyin'. It’s being euthanized. Time to fight back.
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If $85K Feels Like Poverty, It’s Not You—It’s the Grift
Cam the Cat's done purring. If you make $85K and still broke, it’s not the extra latte—it’s America’s favorite pyramid scheme. The middle class ain't dyin'. It’s being euthanized. Time to fight back.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The middle class ain't dyin'. It’s being euthanized. Time to fight back.
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Dr. Tucker debates Christian nationalism. Campbell has no time for this humie nonsense.
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Dispatch #07: “You Brought Facts to a Faith Fight”
Dr. Tucker debates Christian nationalism. Campbell has no time for this humie nonsense.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Dr. Tucker debates Christian nationalism. Campbell has no time for this humie nonsense.
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📖✈️ Bible Boy, Billionaires & Epstein’s Flight Logs open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #socialboost #blacksky #cats
📖✈️ Bible Boy, Billionaires & Epstein’s Flight Logs
When Mike Johnson preaches Leviticus but skips Epstein, it’s not faith — it’s finance.
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September 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
📖✈️ Bible Boy, Billionaires & Epstein’s Flight Logs open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #socialboost #blacksky #cats
Red Paw Rising: Anxious Albus and Da-Cats of Chicago Prepare JB Pritzker for Trump’s Orc(h) Invasion open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #cats #blacksky #
Red Paw Rising: Anxious Albus and Da-Cats of Chicago Prepare JB Pritzker for Trump’s Orc(h) Invasion
Always on the high-freak, Chicago Clowder swears fascism smells like orch mischief (Or maybe orc mischief. Who knows with Albus?), ICE on the North Shore, and Sauron in a spray tan.
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September 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Red Paw Rising: Anxious Albus and Da-Cats of Chicago Prepare JB Pritzker for Trump’s Orc(h) Invasion open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #cats #blacksky #
Dispatch #30: Obscene by Design: America’s Gun Crisis Is No Accident open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #cats #signalboost #catlovers #humor #writing
Dispatch #30: Obscene by Design: America’s Gun Crisis Is No Accident
Minneapolis and 268 other mass shootings in 2025 prove profit, not rights, drives our obsession with guns.
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September 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dispatch #30: Obscene by Design: America’s Gun Crisis Is No Accident open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #cats #signalboost #catlovers #humor #writing
🐾 The Clowder Sees All: Campbell’s Eyes Are on You open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #humor #satire #politicalcomedy
🐾 The Clowder Sees All: Campbell’s Eyes Are on You
The Supreme Feline Commander has surfaced. Resistance dispatches incoming. Watch this space, humie.
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September 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
🐾 The Clowder Sees All: Campbell’s Eyes Are on You open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #humor #satire #politicalcomedy