Anderson Hooper
@lesterfreamon.bsky.social
basketball. basketball!
During Woke 2 everyone without the MMR vaccine will have to always wear a hazmat suit with a dunce cap
February 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
During Woke 2 everyone without the MMR vaccine will have to always wear a hazmat suit with a dunce cap
It's funny that the Severance S2 opening sequence is famous for taking months and a boatload of money to film. It's not even cool. It's a guy running in a hall
February 19, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It's funny that the Severance S2 opening sequence is famous for taking months and a boatload of money to film. It's not even cool. It's a guy running in a hall
Mitt Romney once drove 12 hours into Canada with his dog in a cage strapped to the hood of his car. He's now famous for being the least depraved living Republican
February 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Mitt Romney once drove 12 hours into Canada with his dog in a cage strapped to the hood of his car. He's now famous for being the least depraved living Republican
Daycare is doing BHM spirit week but trying to walk a tightrope bc it's mostly not Black kids. One day they're supposed to wear gear from an HBCU or any other college. Another day they're wearing black, red OR green. Then one day each kid is honoring THEIR culture, which I dont want white kids doing
February 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Daycare is doing BHM spirit week but trying to walk a tightrope bc it's mostly not Black kids. One day they're supposed to wear gear from an HBCU or any other college. Another day they're wearing black, red OR green. Then one day each kid is honoring THEIR culture, which I dont want white kids doing
The Iraq War was a criminal atrocity but I do at least recall months and months of effort to build the case that it was necessary. Granted they lied their asses off but they thought they needed to convince us. Now it's just "Oh btw we're waging war on Iran"
February 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The Iraq War was a criminal atrocity but I do at least recall months and months of effort to build the case that it was necessary. Granted they lied their asses off but they thought they needed to convince us. Now it's just "Oh btw we're waging war on Iran"
Thank you for standing up for your grandfather's legacy. Reese's cups are chalky as hell now and I'm sick of it
February 19, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Thank you for standing up for your grandfather's legacy. Reese's cups are chalky as hell now and I'm sick of it
They named the Girl Scout cookies Samoas bc I keep heading to the kitchen to get Samoa them
February 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
They named the Girl Scout cookies Samoas bc I keep heading to the kitchen to get Samoa them
GoT and its spinoffs have been consistently great except when it was clutch time. The James Harden of prestige TV series
February 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
GoT and its spinoffs have been consistently great except when it was clutch time. The James Harden of prestige TV series
My whole life I've played fast and loose with ejecting USB drives and nothing bad has happened. You can just do things
February 18, 2026 at 2:20 PM
My whole life I've played fast and loose with ejecting USB drives and nothing bad has happened. You can just do things
The Chair of the CFTC saying prediction markets are important bc they let ppl "hedge" against spikes in energy costs (presumably by betting they'll spike)--my god it's grim out here
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The Chair of the CFTC saying prediction markets are important bc they let ppl "hedge" against spikes in energy costs (presumably by betting they'll spike)--my god it's grim out here
PACER added two-factor authentication that is buggy as hell. Buddy this isn't worth the trouble. If someone wants to steal $1.35 from me to download a motion to compel just let them
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
PACER added two-factor authentication that is buggy as hell. Buddy this isn't worth the trouble. If someone wants to steal $1.35 from me to download a motion to compel just let them
A great thing about having kids is there's basically no chance anyone will ever again broach the idea of going to Bonnaroo
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A great thing about having kids is there's basically no chance anyone will ever again broach the idea of going to Bonnaroo
The idea of a SNOO is crazy. Imagine trying to sleep in a straitjacket while a machine wiggles you. Babies seem to go for it tho
February 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The idea of a SNOO is crazy. Imagine trying to sleep in a straitjacket while a machine wiggles you. Babies seem to go for it tho
I appreciate that they're reaching the right result but in these Trump cases there is an epidemic of judges feeling themselves too much
February 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I appreciate that they're reaching the right result but in these Trump cases there is an epidemic of judges feeling themselves too much
Opted against going to the store with the baby yesterday bc there's a measles outbreak. Republicans should be shunted out of society
February 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Opted against going to the store with the baby yesterday bc there's a measles outbreak. Republicans should be shunted out of society
A little shaken up after learning Pam Bondi is 60 and acts like that
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
A little shaken up after learning Pam Bondi is 60 and acts like that
Introducing the kids to the NBA All-Star Game
February 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Introducing the kids to the NBA All-Star Game
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
a man playing a guitar in front of a sign that says slash
ALT: a man playing a guitar in front of a sign that says slash
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February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Father-in-law told me his friend (stodgy white man) spoke at a Black church and mid-sermon someone in the congregation yelled "Lord wake him up!" I laughed so hard I had to brace myself on my kitchen counter
February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Father-in-law told me his friend (stodgy white man) spoke at a Black church and mid-sermon someone in the congregation yelled "Lord wake him up!" I laughed so hard I had to brace myself on my kitchen counter
For a while there many of us were very into getting Groupon deals for escape rooms and other things that aren't even fun
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
For a while there many of us were very into getting Groupon deals for escape rooms and other things that aren't even fun
I'd look ridiculous in this but it's important to my heritage that it exists www.homage.com/products/hom...
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I'd look ridiculous in this but it's important to my heritage that it exists www.homage.com/products/hom...
*making last minute V-Day reservation*
Babe you know what's wild is that 3:45 PM is lowkey the best time to have dinner but no one talks about it
Babe you know what's wild is that 3:45 PM is lowkey the best time to have dinner but no one talks about it
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
*making last minute V-Day reservation*
Babe you know what's wild is that 3:45 PM is lowkey the best time to have dinner but no one talks about it
Babe you know what's wild is that 3:45 PM is lowkey the best time to have dinner but no one talks about it
Dude selling drinks at the stoplight with a sign that calls it Mike's Median Beverages and has his Venmo handle in case you don't have cash. Wasn't even thirsty but had to donate out of respect for the hustle
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Dude selling drinks at the stoplight with a sign that calls it Mike's Median Beverages and has his Venmo handle in case you don't have cash. Wasn't even thirsty but had to donate out of respect for the hustle